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*Ukaona relationship yakunzi ndaona iwe wakanyararawo ndikati regai ndinyarare, mmmm wobva waziva kuti yabuda mutende reNyaradzo manje Yakunanga kumakuwa*

*Vanhu varikuSA vanekamwe kakushaina so nyangwe uchizvigarira hako kuHarare unonzwa vachikuti kurisei kumushaπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•*

Ndasangana neboys dzichitengesa ma calendar, hanzi *"torai iyi mdhara, ine maholiday akawanda"* πŸ€”

*MWANA; Nhai Mhamha maheu nedoro zvakasiyana chii* *MHAMHA : maheu haaiswe yeast doro rinoiswa yeast ndosaka richidhaka* *MWANA :kkkkkkkkkk* *MHAMHA :urikusekei* *MWANA : saka pamunoisa yeast mumaFetikuku paya ndosaka muchizopopota stereki nhai munenge madhakwa* *MHAMHA : ndokurova iwe* *MWANA : yeast iya yatanga futi !!!!!* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

πŸ‘©: Nana ubani i-president yase South Africa? πŸ‘Ά: Series Rama porn star πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Ey zvikoro zvavhurwa apa ndine kamupfanha kangu kadofo kekuti chero ndikakanyorera homework kanongowana zero*πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ–ŠπŸ“—πŸ“•πŸ“˜ 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Hupenyu hwangu hwese handisati ndambonzwa mukomana akatizirwa ne musikana ane mota

Bundle of joy rangu nezuro rakadzoka kuchikoro rine 20 ma pencil ,14ma rubber ne 7 ma yoghurt hanzi ndagona kunyora ndikapihwa. Am so happy for him

Bofu rakapopotera mwana waro vaburuka mubhazi pasina kana chakandwa mundiro zvikanzi,..."ndakati chii nenyaya yekundipinza mubhazi rakazara ma civil servants πŸ˜•

*Vana vechikoro mukaona ticha ari pabasa mangwana tizai, Mushurugwi*

*Pane kutadzira mwari kunodarika izvii here kuti munhu anobva kuchurch opfurira kuenda kumusangano wezanu pf*

*_Ndaipa yambiro kuvana komana vangu, madam vakateerera, ndikati, vanangu pakuroora mukaita munyama wekutongwa nevakadzi, Mai venyu ava vanofa vachitambura sezviri kuitawo Mai vangu kumusha uko. Imba yose yakati ziiiiiii INI ndokubuda hangu🚢🏿🚢?_*

*Vamwene : Muroora 4 roomed house unogona kutoiPlaster ukaipedza wega ka iwe.* *Muroora: Sei madaro mhamha?* *Vamwene : Haa,kungoonawo hangu mazorero aunoita dovi pachingwa*πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚

CALLER: *Ndazvinzwa kuti iwrong number asi ndikunzwa muchitsenga. Muri kudyei*

Manheru azuro ndakaona Tuck shop yekumaraini kwedu ichipazwa nema tsotsi handina zvandakagona kuita asi kungosheedzera kuti Torai neka book kezvikwereti !!! πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

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