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*Her: ko nhai babie sei benzi iri richikutarisa kudai zvaita sei?* *Me: woooh aaah uyu ndi Ex wangu ndakadanana naye akanditambisa ndikaudza Gogo hangu ndosaka avekudai🙆🙆* *Kuvhundutsira munhu, munhu anovhunduka ka*

Ndirikufara chaizvo. Ndikutofunga hangu kuti Saturday ma sanctions anenge abviswa so Monday zvinhu zvenge zvichifaya ,tinenge todyawo chingwa nemazai ,sadza nenyama,fuel $2 RTGS no queues,hahaha Zimbabwe yodakutapira manje🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼

*utengere musikana wako wekuGokwe chocolate 🍫🍫🍫wonzwa akuti bby Dhaka ronaka iri* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽

Ukaswera pagrowthpoint kumusha unoita kunge waswera paZoo. Unenge uchingonzwa kuti, Maswera sei Nzou Ndeip Shumba Mhofu ndikatireiwo fodya Mbizi vadhakwa Garwe vana vakadii kumba? Shiri mabuda nepiko? Gudo Mukanya ndasangana nevadzimai venyu apo Mhumhi hamusi kutenga doro Hwai indaa kunyarara Mbeva nhasi vakachena. . Unotogaya kuti uri paLion and cheetah Park

Chiii Chinonzi Munyama Munyama kuwanikidzwa uchichera mbeva pabva kubiwa mbambaira 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hairambike mhosva yacho

On a bus Trip Varungu: This trip is gonna be a blast.. can’t wait to get there MaZimba: Changu chimwe chanaaa heee haa heee chakasara kuhondoo!!

Are you guys dating? Varungu: Yes MuZimba: Iye ati chii pawamubvunza?

For those vakunetsekana nemakonzo ndine mushonga uri effective.. Unoridzinganisa then kana waribata woripa 1 teaspoon maksen and 1 teaspoon manheru 😂😂

Kugara muOne room is a problem zvayo.. Uchati urikuvhura condom murima izvo ukuvhura kaPacket keRajah 🤦

*_Woona 10 callbacks wotora mari yekupedzesera yehusavi woisa airtime wofona wonzwa munhu achiti “ya ndini tsano ndakachinja number”_*🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏿🙆🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Wakambodana nebhinya remusikana rekuti rikasangana newe rinoti" Ndeipi? Handeka paden pako umbondisota 2 minutes"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃✋✋

*Wopfura vana vachitsvinyirana. Wobva wanzwa kamwe kachiti.... iwe uri uyu arikupfuura* vachireva iwe *vobva vatanga kurwa* Kkkk unonzwa sei🤦🏽‍♀

Doctor: chi chawakadya nezuro? Alicia : Prawns, Calamari, Oysters😤 Doctor: this is not Facebook, ndokusiya ukafa wakadyei nezuro? Alicia: Sadza neshiri☹☹ 😂😂😂😂

Magetsi aenda ndiri mubutcher ndabva ndangotsvanzwadzirawo paCounter ndiye dzviii chandabata ndobva ndaisa mubag now ndamukitchen ndakuona chikorobho cheScale nxaaaa ZESA mwari ave nemi

Wowana maheels👠mumba ma muboyfriend🤦okuudza kuti ndiwo aanoshandisa kana achichinja globe 🙄 Unopera strong🙌

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