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*Her: ko nhai babie sei benzi iri richikutarisa kudai zvaita sei?* *Me: woooh aaah uyu ndi Ex wangu ndakadanana naye akanditambisa ndikaudza Gogo hangu ndosaka avekudai๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†* *Kuvhundutsira munhu, munhu anovhunduka ka*

Ndirikufara chaizvo. Ndikutofunga hangu kuti Saturday ma sanctions anenge abviswa so Monday zvinhu zvenge zvichifaya ,tinenge todyawo chingwa nemazai ,sadza nenyama,fuel $2 RTGS no queues,hahaha Zimbabwe yodakutapira manje๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ

*utengere musikana wako wekuGokwe chocolate ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซwonzwa akuti bby Dhaka ronaka iri* ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ

Ukaswera pagrowthpoint kumusha unoita kunge waswera paZoo. Unenge uchingonzwa kuti, Maswera sei Nzou Ndeip Shumba Mhofu ndikatireiwo fodya Mbizi vadhakwa Garwe vana vakadii kumba? Shiri mabuda nepiko? Gudo Mukanya ndasangana nevadzimai venyu apo Mhumhi hamusi kutenga doro Hwai indaa kunyarara Mbeva nhasi vakachena. . Unotogaya kuti uri paLion and cheetah Park

Chiii Chinonzi Munyama Munyama kuwanikidzwa uchichera mbeva pabva kubiwa mbambaira ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Hairambike mhosva yacho

On a bus Trip Varungu: This trip is gonna be a blast.. canโ€™t wait to get there MaZimba: Changu chimwe chanaaa heee haa heee chakasara kuhondoo!!

Are you guys dating? Varungu: Yes MuZimba: Iye ati chii pawamubvunza?

For those vakunetsekana nemakonzo ndine mushonga uri effective.. Unoridzinganisa then kana waribata woripa 1 teaspoon maksen and 1 teaspoon manheru ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Kugara muOne room is a problem zvayo.. Uchati urikuvhura condom murima izvo ukuvhura kaPacket keRajah ๐Ÿคฆ

*_Woona 10 callbacks wotora mari yekupedzesera yehusavi woisa airtime wofona wonzwa munhu achiti โ€œya ndini tsano ndakachinja numberโ€_*๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

*Wakambodana nebhinya remusikana rekuti rikasangana newe rinoti" Ndeipi? Handeka paden pako umbondisota 2 minutes"* ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒโœ‹โœ‹

*Wopfura vana vachitsvinyirana. Wobva wanzwa kamwe kachiti.... iwe uri uyu arikupfuura* vachireva iwe *vobva vatanga kurwa* Kkkk unonzwa sei๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€

Doctor: chi chawakadya nezuro? Alicia : Prawns, Calamari, Oysters๐Ÿ˜ค Doctor: this is not Facebook, ndokusiya ukafa wakadyei nezuro? Alicia: Sadza neshiriโ˜นโ˜น ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Magetsi aenda ndiri mubutcher ndabva ndangotsvanzwadzirawo paCounter ndiye dzviii chandabata ndobva ndaisa mubag now ndamukitchen ndakuona chikorobho cheScale nxaaaa ZESA mwari ave nemi

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