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*Teacher: Kudzi can you please support your answer* 🧒🏾 *Kudzi: Pamberi ne answer yangu, ✊🏾 Pamberi, ✋🏿ahoy ma comrade Pamberi ne answer yangu*** ✊🏾

*Anenge ari mdara wako achitaurwa nevaroora akarova suit yered panhamo,* "Adya here spider-man." 😂😂😂😂😂

😅😅😅😅 *Teacher: nhai John 21 +14=chii?.* *John: yakapusa sir musandiite hwai*😅 *Teacher: pindura chete iwe.* *John: i lockdown🙈* Ndachema zvangu😆

Her👩🏻‍🦱 : *why usina kundiudza kuti une mavende?* Him👨🏻‍🦱 : *Sorry bvebvi* 🤣🤣🤣

*Ramaphosa*:3 weeks lockdown *Ed:* 3 weeks lockdown *Ramaphosa:* plus 2 weeks *ED:* plus 2 weeks *Ramaphosa* :R500 Billion to the nation *ED* :Heeee

NHAIMI NDABATAWO FON YEMURUME WANGU. ZVINGAITE HERE KUTI DOVES ITI " I MISS YOU" 🤔🙄

*Vaya vaiti mukadzi wangu itori Opposition chaiyo irisei inclusive Government mazuvano?* 🤔🤔🤔

*Waenda kumaraini zvobva zvanzi huya nedishi vageze maoko wofara uchiti chikafu chakuuya😋 wonzwa vachiti corona iyi haisi yekutamba nayo*🤦‍♂️

Vanhu dzidzai kuisa malights epanze padzimba dzenyu ndaba zizi🦉 ndichiti ihuku🐓..ndiudzei ndoriitasei zizi ini 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 *LOCKDOWN inenge manyoka..unofunga kuti apera..wozongonzwa...ngruuuuu dhu dhuu*🕺🏽👀🕺🏽

Unoketa here kuti since uzvarwe unogona wadya 5 hectares dzemuriwo, 8 mombe, 2000 huku, 20 tonnes dzeupfu nebhauza reTea uri 1 😃

*Zvitori nani kunzi baba vakafa nedzihwa vachishandira mhuri. Pane kuti zvizonzi mhuri yakafa nenzara baba vachihwanda dzihwa.*😷😷🤒🤒 Hauone kudaro🤷🏾‍♂😁

coronavirus (covid19)

🎺🎸🎤🎼🎧Dambarefu idzva kubva kuna Hosaiah Chipanga 🎵🎶ndakakuudzai mukaramba mutungamiri wechika haasungwi, imi nenharo momusunga 🎵hanzi house arest🎵 🎶chionai zvino nyika yose house arest mapfupa ake amuka🎶 🎵uuumm ndagaya🎵💽💿📻📺🎷🎻

*Kana hurumende yati gara mumba ndinogara kana nzara yati buda mumba ndinobuda nokuti vose vatungamiriri vane simba* _Ndini zvangu uyo 🤷🏾‍♂😁😁😷

🙍🏻:Murume akafanana nembudzi ukasamutarisa anodya minda yevanhu 🙎🏻‍♂:Mukadzi akafanana nemunda ukasamutarisa anodyiwa nembudzi dze raini rese

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