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ndofunga ndaona njuzu

Hama


Ndikuti ndikatarisa muDish remvura yekugeza ndikuona munhu akanditarisa
Ndikati ndigeze naiye oda kundibata maoko ose

Haisi njuzu here?
Ndakumbomira kugeza
chando kugeza chando cha 2017 njuzu

ndinamatireiwo - journey mercies

Hama dzangu ndinamatireiwo,  things are not looking gud for me.  Handizivi kuti kwandiri kuda kuenda ndodzoka ndiri mupenyu here nekuti kwakaona. Kuti ndirege kuenda hazviiti coz it's a must.  Namatai pliz ndidzoke nyama nemweya zviripamwechete.  Ndiri kudemba kuti dai ndisina hangu kuzvarwa nekuti hupenyu hwazondiomera nhasi.  Hameno ndikadzoka ndiri mupenyu,  ndirikuenda kunogeza.
chando mvura munamato kugeza chando cha 2017

munamato wemwana anokara

Munamato wemwana anokara: 
Mwari komborerai mai vangu vabike zvinonaka muvabvise mweya wakaipa wekundipakurira 1piece necup yemuto tumirai ngirozi yenyu yetsitsi nemakaro vandiramwire poto yese yehuku ishe dzingai vavengi vangu vanouya panguva dzekudya Amen.
amai kukara chikafu nyama munamato

nyadzi - mazhanje

Nyadzi ndedziya dzauno feeler paunomhanyira motor mu highway, achivhura window woona i EX yako apa uri kutengesa mazhanje emusango 
rudo mazhanje mashuku nyadzi

ndofira munhu wehuchi

Ndasongana nevamwe mai vachitengesa huchi $3 kagaba . Ndatenga 1 chete asi semunhu anga achida hwakawanda ndabva ndati ndipei phone dzenyu kuitira kuti ndawana mari ndovafonera. Ndadzisaver mufoni kuti Honey . Nditori muchipatara so muviri wose wagochwa ... 
mukadzi whatsapp chipatara godo huchi honey

shongrish - maybe next week

Chirungu siyai kana musingazive.ndripana 4 th,pane murume arimubhazi arikuenda kwamutare apa abudisa musoro nepa window achioneka mudzimai wake achideedzera zvikuru.inzwa zvaari sheedzera nepa window "suspect me next week"..
chirungu shongrish

bond

mari yemuZimbabwe inonzi chii
Mhinduro ; USB

Nokuti tinoshandisa US$ ne Bond 





chipatara

mumwe  murume akaenda kuchipatara kundopiwa maresults ake mushure mokutorwa ropa zvikanzi,vakuru muviri wenyu masoja ZNA 
hamuchina,mapurisa ZRP hamuchina chasara mapurisa ekanzuru.Dai uriwe waizvitora sei?

summer time kana kuti winter time?

Boy; Unofarira nguva ipi.summer time
kana winter time Sweety.
Girl; Swty....handifarire dzose dzawataura idzo.
Boy; then which time?
Girl; ndinofarira airtime honey
dofo mukomana airtime

Mudzimai achida kutenga bhodhi

Wife: Ndikuda kutenga Bra

Hubby: unoidiii netwuzamu twako twudiki itwotwu.

Wife: Ko imi pamakatenga minibrief ndakambotaura here?
bhodhi mini brief

Chinoz - mutupo

Taibvunzwa mitupo
Teacher: Thomas unoerei?
Thomas:Tsoko murehwa🐒
Teacher:Chinoz ?
Chinoz:Tsindi marondera
chinoz mutupo tsoko Marondera Tsindi

Kugeza muchando

Ukaona munhu anogeza everyday muchando chino musashamiswe, imvura yekumasowe yekubvisa mhepo!
mvura bocha kugeza chando cha 2017

Masasi ekupenga - chando

 Nechando chiriko makuseni ukarota uchigeza unogona kungomuka uchizora Mafuta.
chando tsvina chando cha 2017

Vanhu vane mari

MuZimbabwe ukawona munhu achiri kujaivha radio ichirira hana mari. Vane mari makumbo akazvimba nekumira mu queue kuma bank.
mari reserve bank of zimbabwe cash shortage 2016

Masasi ekupenga

Its better kugara mubhawa uchifunga Mwari

Than kugara muChurch uchifunga hure


hure bhawa kereke

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