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*Group Notice* *Mukaona panenge pachigochwa nyama this Christmas chingosvikai muchinhongawo modya. Igroup redu iroro tine ma branches akawanda* πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

*Supermarkets should consider doing wheel allignment and wheel balancing on their trolleys unenge uchida kuenda kuma firiji enyama woona iyo yonanga kuma chunks nema matemba manje kuzopikisana ne trolley mune vanhu hazvizoite unozongonotora machunks acho*πŸ˜’. πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™‚πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™‚πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™‚πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»

*Mawandiro aita vakadzi vakanaka mazuvano dai System Tazvida ari mupenyu dai akafa kare* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Ukaona bhachura rosvika pakuzvibikira maheu ziva hapachina tarisiro yekuroora*

*Ndinamatireiwo veduwee, munhu wandiri kutovimba naye paChristmas ari kundisendera 'call me back'*

*Paanenge akuda kubvisa wigi ndipo paunonzwa akutanga kuti, "Haa inini ndakafanana na Baba vangu manje"* πŸ€£πŸ’¦

*GUYS, SKIN JEAN HARIDI MUNHU ANOPFEKA SIZE 10 YEBHUTSU ... UNGATI IPIKI.

*Nhai kana usina passport zvoita here kushandisa teaport?* Ndini Gidza ndri kuGokwe

*Manu:* β€œInguvai?” *Welly:* β€œOne thousand, seven hundred and thirty-five per month.” (17:35pm) (*Mbanje ndasiya ...*)

TEACHER : *Varipo here varovha nhasi?* JOHN : *Vangagovapo sei ivo varovha?*

Doctor : Unonzwei? Patient : Chishona. Doctor : Ndiri kureva kuti chii chinokunetsa? Patient : Chirungu.

morning ladies. *MUKADZI CHAIYE ANODA ZVEMBA ANOENDESERA BABA SADZA KUBHAWA OMIRIRA NDIRO* 😏😏😏😏

*muchirungu zvinonzi "cool ones" hameno kuti sekuru vako zvekuti makuruwane vakazviwana kupi* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*This December tokumbirawo kana uri kumaperiods uise chichira chitsvuku pahuro nokuti tanzwa nokudhakisa vanhu vasivoπŸ™…πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ*

*Maproblems angu* *arikuda mari. Handisi* *kuda* *minamato,handisikuda* *advice,ndiri kuda mari. Chirungu chenyu chiya chekuti, "Everything will be fine." handisikuchida futi,ndiri kuda mari. Mirai kundiudza kuti, 'there is light at the end of the tunnel,'handisi mutunnel,ndiri mudambudziko...dambudziko racho ririkuda mari. Zvana be strong it's darkness before Dawn kwete handisi murima ndiri kuda mari, ndiri mudambudziko ingondipai Mari fullstopπŸ€’*

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