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Only a Zimbabwean 🇿🇼 can buy beer 🍺🍺🍺🍺in front of you, while they owe you money, then says "Usatya wangu handina kukukanganwa" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Munhu awedzera kunyora pagate pangu kuti BEWARE OF DOGSTYLES ngaasiyane nelife yangu.

🤢😡🥵

Valentine ndeyevapfanha vekuma 2000 zvichienda mberi imi vekuma 90s 80 s 70s zvichidzika tinemeeting yemastands musiwa14 🤔🤔🤔 ndatopedza nemi so zvauriwe ugoenda kusiri kwako 🤔😜😜😜*

kudzidzisa chidhakwa

Tichangobva muhondo pakaita chirongwa chekudzidzisa vanhu vakuru saka mudzidzisi akatanga nemasvomhu (maths) 5➕5 ndiani? apana wakadavira ndokubva ati mascud 5 tikawedzera mamwe 5 anonga ave mangani? azvina kutora nguva dzimwe dziblaz zvikanzi 10!!!!
 Mudzidzisi; good,  saka 10➖4 ndiani ? Apana futi wadavira 
Mudzidzisi; ko imimi blaz!
Blaz; andiziviba!
mudzidzisi ; kana muine mascud 10 mumwe otora 4 munonga masara nemangani?
blaz; kutora mascud angu achimaisepi?
Mudzidzisi; kuenda nawo. (dzachimira manje )
blaz; kana wakambonzwa kuti kunorwiwa kubhawa  ndidzo nyaya dzetype iyoyo kutora mascud angu unonga akatsika pai!!!

Woenda Holiday Inn woona menu yakanzi:
Salted white corn, rare jucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole! - Price : US$52,
'Wobva wa Order! Wobva waunzirwa, manhuchu ane nyemba, kotapeya nekambambaira paside ...

# Apo ndopaunatanga kuziva kuti teacher we English akanga asiri munhu wekutamba naye

Chii chaunenge wakunyebera kudzvanya dzvanya paPhone kana waJambwa neplate yechikafu pafunction

Woenda Holiday Inn woona menu yakanzi:
Salted white corn, rare jucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole! - Price : US$52,
'Wobva wa Order! Wobva waunzirwa, manhuchu ane nyemba, kotapeya nekambambaira paside ...

# Apo ndopaunatanga kuziva kuti teacher we English akanga asiri munhu wekutamba naye

DAI MAKUDO AINE MARI WAITOONA VAMWE VAKADZI VACHIBURUKA MUMUTI KUSENI

Those guys who used to play football in High school, vaiti prematchday vopihwa majezi vouya nawo mu class vakamarembedza muhuro vachifamba sevanokavira nyimo

Kurisei ku Real Madrid??

Ndeyani lockdown iyi chinodaro chisikana cheGokwe chanonga mask muZUPCO

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Buyer :chibage chakabikwa chiripo here?
Vender : Ehe ndauya nacho
Buyer : chikuita mari?
Vender :45 bond chete
Buyer : itype ipi yembeu?
Vender : ishumba 626
Buyer : umm kana iri shumba
handidye mutupo
(😂😂😂🤣🤣🔥😂🤣)

GOKWE NDAITADZA

Ndane 2 days ndichiona mudhara wepanext door pangu achidya akabatidza Torch masikati ndikamubvunza kuti why uchidaro, akati "" ndakanzi na Doctor wangu ndidye chikafu chakavhenekwa

😂😂😂😂😂🥊🥊
Pliz madoctors tsanangurirai ma Patients zvinonzwika.
👆👆🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣🤣

Munhu wese ndewe Man Utd . Mumwe anoitevera nekuifarira mumwe anoitevera nekuimaka bt tese tirukuitevera chete

#stay safe 😎 😉

Uchiti utange kuchema 😭😭pa funeral wobva waona Tie 👔yamfundisi yakanzi mbare Primary school.

Wakambodiwa nemunhu zvekuti unomuka pakati pehusiku wombo famba kastep kake wodzokera hako kunorara🤣🤣🤣🤣

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