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Teacher: Nguva yekupisa inonzi chii ? Mushangwe: Summertime Teacher : Ko nguva yokutonhora Mushangwe: Wintertime Teacher : Konguva yemhepo inonzii Mushangwe: Airtime *Gokwe ndaisarenda* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those who do not understand the new currency; Its like staying with a maid for long and everyone calls her Sisi (bond note) then eventually, father marries her, now you call her mom (Zimdollar). Simple

*Nhai guys ndiri paMbare ndiri kuda kuenda🚶 kwaGutu asi pane bus🚌 rakanzi Chegutu kuti ka Che ako kangaite basa maningi here🤥*

*Chingava chirwere chei guys.Ndikangoziva kuti mupoto masara nyama handibatwe nehope husiku hwese* *_Help.Plz._*

*Unenge wapinda mugroup rakanzi strictly English* 🤣🤣🤣 *I hate it when I am cooking and someone open the door of a pot and listen to the salt* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Kana ukaroora mukadzi ukawana ane jersey rebhora chiziva kuti ndiyo team yabamukuru vako iyoyo*😄🤣😂

*Wakambonetsana nemuINDIA🎅 zvekusvika pakuudzwa kuti: "I'm not your FRIEND, my FRIEND.* 🔜Ndachiwana mutuckshop yemazip nemabutton.🤓🤓🗣

_*Marble : Sweetie message yangu haina kusvika here?*_ _*Calvin : Yawati unoda mari yekugadzirwa musoro here ?*_ _*Marble : Ehe*_ _*Calvin : Haina kusvika hakuna network*_

*Ngaanake msikana wekuGokwe unozopera Simba kana wamuti ndokuona riini bby wonzwa oti* "anything" 🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂

*_Chinonzi bad luck_ ndechekuty unenge wapara mhosva waku court wowana judge ari ex wyf yako wawaigara uchiti handitongwe nemukadzi* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chinhu chandakadzidza ndechekuti vakadzi vedu guys havadi maNegative comments chero pavanenge vatadza tsvaka positive way yekutsiura nayo. Example: Akawanza munyu muusavi you say *This time wakatenga salt iri very powerful darling* Anofara zvisingaiti. 😂

Hakuna chinhu chinopedza mari yedoro segrocery🙈🙈🙈🤸🏿‍♀🤸🏿‍♀🤸🏿‍♀🍾🍾🍾

*Ukanzi kumbira ruregerero kune any part yebody yako nekut wakaishandisa zvakanyanya ndeip part yaunokumbira*🤔🤔

*TAPINDA MUMWEDZI WATAKAITA DZUNGU TESE SENYIKA*

*Kuti haasi iye aimbo shambadza Geisha here achiti ne Geisha unogeeza ugogeeeeeeza ugogeeeeeeza ugogeeeeeeza ugogeeeeeeza ndiye chete* 🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂

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