Vamwe baba vakadaidaidzwa kuinterview.Musi weinterview waka svika.So he woke up early for the interview.Vakasvika about 15 minute earlier.Vakatambirwa nekasecretary kechinose,zvikanzi asecretary "good morning sir,what can I do 4 yu?"Blaz vheti yaivanetsa zvakaipisisa,vakabva vapindura vachiti Morning,I have come for intervals.Secretary akabva aseka zvakabhowa blaz,blaz vakange vatobvisa maglaz emaziso vaisa patable yasecretary nekubhowekana vakabva vasimuka zvimwe zvechiramwa zviye zviye apa amnga muri muninth floor.By the time akasvika paground floor akabva afeeler kuti akanganwa maglaz ake.So he went back kuna secretary.Secretary ndokuti Oooh sir yu have come back again.Sekuru ndokuti well I have forgotten my testicles
Wotoona mapositori achitandanis mapurisa, wotoshaya kuti zviri kumbofamba sei
Chimwe chisikana chidofo dofo, changa chakazvipengera nekunaka, chaka wana 5 out of 100 pasvomhu!!
Murairidzi, uyo aiva munhurume, ndokunyora mubhuku kuti "SEE ME!!" achiti achibatsire. Asi chisikana chiya chakatofunga hacho zverudo, ndokunyorawo reply mubhuku imomo chichiti:
"Hapana muuyu unovinga shiri!!! Iwe huya undione.... Kana uri serious nezvangu!!"
Mandela square.
Mandela street.
Mandela theatre.
Mandela bridge.
Mandela bay.
Mandela day.
Mandela stadium.
Mandela coin.
And now, introducing Mandela banknote, Mandela condoms coming
soon!!
Nxt time when you go to the doctor he'll tel you suffering
from Mandela virus.What's next????
Next year the days of the week will be Mondela, Tuesdela, Wednesdiba, Thursdiba, Fritata, Sartertata, Suninhlahla...
South Africa soon to be SouthTataMadiba.
Agh f*tsek mahn I'm leaving this country!! How much is a taxi to
Zimbabwe?? "10Randela??