Chinoz mundege

Saka vakanga vari mundege manje mazuva avaifamba pasi pose madiro, mutyairi wendege kwavakuti imwe hinjini yendege yaisisiri kushanda zvakanaka, then muface manje Chinoz kwavakuti, " a-aah zvatirisu vemunyama tichahi burukai musunde".

Ku jaira hu hwindi

Hwindi akatora driver's licence ndokubva apuromotwa kuita dhiraivha wekombi. First week yake yekutyaira  was quite an experiance for him. Mangwanani atakura vanhu kuenda kuSunshine City (Harare) weather kwakwiite change tumashowers kwaakunaye. Driver wekombi kwakumise mota kuti agadziridze ma wipers kuti agonyatsoona nzira.

Chinoz ku movie

Chinoz went ku eastgate achida kuona movie. Saka asvika pamovie house akaona panyorwa kuti NO UNDER 18 ndokubva dzarova speed kuenda kuden. 

Mukanya on Chopper

Kwahi naMukanya, "a-aah ndakanga ndisingazivi kuti kuridza mhururu nemuridzo
kunoitisa mari, uyu mufana Chimbetu avakufamba neBenz".

Unoda kuuraiyisa mhuri yese

Mumwe muface aibva kunorova mbanje achibva awsvika paden ndokuwana gezha yapopa
kubva kurifazi, achibva akena muddenazi ndokubva ati manheru baba maswera sei?,
ngezha ndokudavira, achibva apinda mubedroom make kuti ambonoviga mbanje dzanga
dzasara, adzoka musitting room manga mune ngezha achibva ati manheru maswera
sei?, achibva apfuurira kuenda kukitchen ndokutora sadza rake achibva asvikogara
ndokubva ati manheru maswera sei?, apa ngezha yaiva yamutarisa nepamusoro
penewspaper yayaiverenga, dzichibva dzarova skero, dzapedza ndobva dzanodzosera
maplates kukichini achibva asvikoti manheru baba maswera sei?, apa ngezha haina
kupindura, achibva agara pasofa, kamunin'ina kake kachibva kauya kuseri kwesofa
kachiti vha -aamumu vhaaaamu, yava 20, vhaaaamu yava mu50, kachiramba
kachingodaro kusvika kava mu180, a-aah blaz vembanje vachibva vasimuka
ndokuvhara nembama hanzi iwe inotibheutsa unoda kuuraiyisa mhuri yese.

Asi chii nhai mai mutasa

Ko yakazoitika, VaChisvo vakanyimwa pakati one day nawifers. Vakazama kukumbira madam ikati mayazi ndakaneta. Saka munoketa kana yamira samanyika yamira..so SaChisvo dzikati adzimai woye ini hangu handingazvikuriri onai zvekuita. Mai bhoi ikati no, torai $50 mudzika neraini, handifungi kuti mungashaya wekukwira. Chisvo dzakamhanya after 1hr ndokuzodzoka. Madam ikarova inquiries kobaba mawana here zvamafambira. SaChisvo ikasasa kuti ndazokiya mai vanogara panhamba 5.

kwedu azere aya

Hie guys ko hanzi Kabila, Bob and Bush and Hunzvi were in a plane vachiienda somewhere to discuss nyaya yemaWar Vets yanetsa. Manje hanzi, Kabila kakabva kabuditsa diamond kakakanda nepawhindo. The other two were shocked zvikanzi dont worry we have lots of those in our country. Then Bush akabva katora ma US kakaitawo, hanzi dont worry we have a lot of those in  our country. Bob ndopaakashaya kuti wotiyi nekuti kuZim zvakapressa hakuna iriko.. ndopaakabata kaHunzvi akakakanda panze.. Everybody was shocked,,
hanzi na Bob, dont worry we have a lot of those in our country.

Tazvida angabudirira ku america here va Mapfumo?

Vanzi Vamukanya vakanga vachangobva ku states saka vakabva vamboita interview vachangosvika pa airport:

Ndanga ndadya mushonga

Kablaz kaya kekuMalawi kakazoenda kumba kwegero rako rainzi Maggie saka asvika pagate akasangana nababa vaMaggie achibva avakuvabvunza,hanzi ko Maggie aripo? baba vacho vachibva vati kwete, zvikanzi Tete acho aripo, zvikanzi kwete, ko munin'ina acho aripo, dzikati  kwete futi, kachibva kabvunza futi ko amai acho aripo, zvikanzi kwete, kachibva kabata musoro kachijamuka hanzi," manje baba ndanga ndanja mushonga".

baba vako vanofarirei

Teacher : Tiudzei kuti vanababa venyu vanofarirei zvekudya:

On what grounds?

Reuben Barwe interviewing Cde Muzenda:

Barwe: "On what grounds do you want to arrest Tsvangson?"

Cde Muze: "I don't care any ground will do, whether it is Rufaro, Barbourfields or National Sports any ground will do."

Wasu mu zamanishoni

Zvanzi wasu dzakanga dzechionyore zama pa Mount Pleasant Upper-top. Mubvunzo kwakootanga ngekuti, 'Compare and contrast...'

Siya zvinhu zvangu

Kwanzi mumwe mukomana aifamba- famba zvake musango kumusha kwake kuLupane saka akafunga kuti regai ndimbotsauka ndimbochonjomara ndichizvibatsira( aida kuoffloader pasuru), apedza achibva asimuka avakuenda.

Mwana haasi kuuya kubasa

Kwahi imwe shasha yakanakigwa nedoro ikafunga zvekurovha kubasa, yakabvay ati zvandinekachikwezvamarokwe regai ndifonere bhasi vangu, chinzwai manje nyaya yacho, hasha: 

Chimukuyu

Pane vamwe amai vataiona mazuva ose, zuva rovira tichibva kuchikoro. Mai ava vaigara vakazambira mushana vakaita zvokushadabura, pakati pemakumbo ava pakannyatsoteya zuva.