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Boy : Daddy ndafunga kuroora Gire wekuchibhorani? Daddy : hazviite, siyana naye. After some months, Boy : ndafunga kuroora Chipo wekumashops. Daddy : "hazviite" . Boy : "haa mdhara, saka ndotora hangu Netsai mzukuru wava Finish?" Daddy : iwe vose vawataura avo vana vangu, saka ma sisters ako. Boy went and told moms wat was said namdhara. Moms : "roora waunoda ipapo, coz havazi BABA vako"!!. Sando topa ani ?......Ndozvariri Gore Racho...tingadii 😜😜😜😜😜

*Unenge washanya kwehama yako worohwa nekamwana mumusoro nespoon yesimbi, wonzwa Mai vacho vachiti "musavhike anochema" πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™€πŸ˜­*

πŸ’₯ ```Qoute of the Day``` *Vasikana vemazuvano vakuitawo kunge vekuB Foward kungomunyenga nhasi unoswera watumirwa maphotos eEngine yeseπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†*

*After giving birth pa Gokwe....* Nurse: Saka mwana anonzi ani zita rake? Mai: Ah, handimboziva neniwo ini....ndatotanga kumuonawo nhasi!πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€ Nurse: 😨 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ™…πŸΌβ€β™‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Wotonzwa babe reku Gokwe richidaira fon nenzwi riri pamusoro soro* *'Ndri mu bus ndatodarika pa Colgate yechi3* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Vakadzi vemazuva* *ano vavakutoda* *kuitwa seHuku kuti* *kana wamuroora* *womuTsikisa* *maPfihwa* *mukasamudaro* *haagari 🀣🀣🀣🀣*

*How do you feel kuona muroyi wemugheto menyu achinwa energy drink zuva rovira* πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

*Imagine worota uchidzingirirwa nezvidhoma paunomuka makuseni wonzwa next door yako ichiti haa munomhanya tsano.* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

*Woti uchizama kuda kuchemawo panhamo woona mbuya vemufi vakapfeka mashooters* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

MAGISTRATE: John une mhosva yauri kupomerwa yekuuraya chipembere, unobvuma here kana kwete. John: Hongu chipembere ndakauraya, asi ndezvaniko zvipembere izvi? MAGISTRATE: Ndezvedu tose as Zimbabweans. John : Ehe saka ndakauraya changu zvasara zvose ndezvenyu, ini handisisina chipembere. *Womudii Jonso*🚢

Vana Samanyika failed to pronounce pakanzi Watson bar vakati Watsomba. This name came about in those days when the whites were looking for minerals and camped at what is known as Watsomba. Mr Watson had a bar there. Watsonbar- Watsomba

*Dai magaro akangoiswa kumberi pasina nyaya yekuti ukapesana nemunhu wocheuka*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Ukaona murombo wodya hukuπŸ—πŸ–πŸ¦΄,it's either huku yarwara, or iye ndiye arwara*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*I think my wife is involved in the business of selling goats.Last night her phone rang and I accepted the call,ndikangonzwa "ko mbudzi iya iripo here"?* πŸ˜›πŸ˜›β˜Ί

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