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ndofira munhu wehuchi

Ndasongana nevamwe mai vachitengesa huchi $3 kagaba . Ndatenga 1 chete asi semunhu anga achida hwakawanda ndabva ndati ndipei phone dzenyu kuitira kuti ndawana mari ndovafonera. Ndadzisaver mufoni kuti Honey . Nditori muchipatara so muviri wose wagochwa ... 
mukadzi whatsapp chipatara godo huchi honey

shongrish - maybe next week

Chirungu siyai kana musingazive.ndripana 4 th,pane murume arimubhazi arikuenda kwamutare apa abudisa musoro nepa window achioneka mudzimai wake achideedzera zvikuru.inzwa zvaari sheedzera nepa window "suspect me next week"..
chirungu shongrish

bond

mari yemuZimbabwe inonzi chii
Mhinduro ; USB

Nokuti tinoshandisa US$ ne Bond 





chipatara

mumwe  murume akaenda kuchipatara kundopiwa maresults ake mushure mokutorwa ropa zvikanzi,vakuru muviri wenyu masoja ZNA 
hamuchina,mapurisa ZRP hamuchina chasara mapurisa ekanzuru.Dai uriwe waizvitora sei?

summer time kana kuti winter time?

Boy; Unofarira nguva ipi.summer time
kana winter time Sweety.
Girl; Swty....handifarire dzose dzawataura idzo.
Boy; then which time?
Girl; ndinofarira airtime honey
dofo mukomana airtime

Mudzimai achida kutenga bhodhi

Wife: Ndikuda kutenga Bra

Hubby: unoidiii netwuzamu twako twudiki itwotwu.

Wife: Ko imi pamakatenga minibrief ndakambotaura here?
bhodhi mini brief

Chinoz - mutupo

Taibvunzwa mitupo
Teacher: Thomas unoerei?
Thomas:Tsoko murehwa🐒
Teacher:Chinoz ?
Chinoz:Tsindi marondera
chinoz mutupo tsoko Marondera Tsindi

Kugeza muchando

Ukaona munhu anogeza everyday muchando chino musashamiswe, imvura yekumasowe yekubvisa mhepo!
mvura bocha kugeza chando cha 2017

Masasi ekupenga - chando

 Nechando chiriko makuseni ukarota uchigeza unogona kungomuka uchizora Mafuta.
chando tsvina chando cha 2017

Vanhu vane mari

MuZimbabwe ukawona munhu achiri kujaivha radio ichirira hana mari. Vane mari makumbo akazvimba nekumira mu queue kuma bank.
mari reserve bank of zimbabwe cash shortage 2016

Masasi ekupenga

Its better kugara mubhawa uchifunga Mwari

Than kugara muChurch uchifunga hure


hure bhawa kereke

Vanhu vava kuwanza ponds

Ma babie emazuva ano akagezera face mu bucket unototi magezerwa mbambaira

Kweshai meno

Kana uri mu yellow born it doesnt mean kut evrythng pauri chofanira kuva yellow? Mazino ngaakweshwe!
mazino yellow born

Masasi ekupenga - class 1 license

Mundiitewo makorokoto, ndaa nedrivers licence class 1 ndainhonga parank yemabhazi anoenda kwaMutare

Mushini we chando

Sorry hama dzangu dzemuZimbabwe.
Ndini ndakaba kamushini kanogadzira chando kuRussia ndichifunga kuti ndekedovi. 
Zvino handichagoni kukadzima
mbavha chando chando cha 2017 Russia

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