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Kweshai meno

Kana uri mu yellow born it doesnt mean kut evrythng pauri chofanira kuva yellow? Mazino ngaakweshwe!
mazino yellow born

Masasi ekupenga - class 1 license

Mundiitewo makorokoto, ndaa nedrivers licence class 1 ndainhonga parank yemabhazi anoenda kwaMutare

Mushini we chando

Sorry hama dzangu dzemuZimbabwe.
Ndini ndakaba kamushini kanogadzira chando kuRussia ndichifunga kuti ndekedovi. 
Zvino handichagoni kukadzima
mbavha chando chando cha 2017 Russia

masasi ekupenga: mushonga wezvikomba

Pane blaz vapfura vachisheedzera mshonga wemasvosve , wemakonzo newezvikomba ndamumisa ndichida kuona wezvikomba wanei irekeni
chikomba wemakonzo

pamamonya ipapo - bhedhuru

Kamwana kangu zuro kainetsa kachichemera kurara pamubhedha ndikati usapenga iwe unoda kukwana papi pamubhedha apa zvikanzi pamamonya ipapo
bhedhuru pama monya ipapo

ndiyani aivata namai baba vasipo

Hanzi nekamwana kuna daddy vako vabva kubasa after 2 months vasipo. Nhai daddy ndikakuudzai akasara achirara mubedroom namama munondipei? Zvikanzi $5. Zvikanzi ishoma, baba ndokuti oo $50. Chikomana ndokutyorera muhomwe, zvikanzi ndini hangu. 
baba mai Kungwara

wasu - danga rehwai

Kwaya master akanzwa discord mukwaya yake vachimba kambo 'Danga rehwai'. Ndobva ada kutsvaka chikonzero. Akati vaimbi vaite mapoka nenzvimbo dzavanobva. 

MAZEZURU : Danga rehwai dangarehwai imwe yacho yarasika-a-a! 
MASVINGO (Wezhira) : Danga regwai danga regwai rimwe racho rarashika-a-a !  
KOREKORE : Danga rlohwai danga rlohwai  rlimwe rlacho rlatayeka-a-a !  Munofunga wasu akaimba achitivo kudii ? 
WASU: Mukraal resheep kraal resheep imweni yaitelost ,mukraal reshe-e-e-p !
wasu masvingo zezuru hwai

Masasi ekupenga: ko ukawana vaendawo?

Unotonzwa mukadzi achiti handinyengereri ndinoenda kwaAmai vangu, ko ukasvika Amai vako vaenda kwaAmai vavo unoita sei?

mukadzi amai

Ku flasha foni

Ndapinda mu town nhasi, ndichibva ndati regai ndimbopinda muchimbuzi, ndokuwana vamwe ambuya vachichema.
Zvandinetsa, ndikabvunza kuti muri kuchemei? Zvikanzi ndauya kuzogadzirisa foni yangu, zvino zvanzi inoda kutanga ya flashiwa.
Zvino ndaflasha, apa ndakamirira kut ibude manje haisi kubuda ndava nenguva ndapinda muno.
dofo android foni flasha

Muchengeti wenyama nedoro parufu

If yu think money is the only thing that changes step yemunhu then hamusati maona munhu ane key dzepanogara nyama nedoro parufu

  • Anoda kunanzvwa
  • Anoda kuomberwa
  • Ko iko kuzoda kuenda pakahwanda kuti atsvagwe
doro nhamo rufu nyama

Masasi ema prophesy: gomba

Dear  ana Madzibaba, ana Papa, nema porofita ose,
Stop saying "ndirikuona gomba pamberi pako". It's not prophecy! Munhu wese anoziva kuti Zimbabwe izere nama potholes
mapositori prophet magaya pot holes prophet makandiwa zinara

Chirungu chakauya nengarava - favourite dish

Umwe mukomana akayendesa musikana wake ku restaurant. Yasvika nguva yekuisa order, mukomana akabvunza mudiwa wake achiti:
Mukomana: ''Babe, what's your favourite dish?''
Musikana: ''wiztech''.
Vanhu vakazvinzwa vakabva vakafa nekuseka, zvikanzi nechisikana chiya:
Musikana: ndiri kutamba zvangu iDstv kani''
chirungu musikana dstv

masasi ekupenga: nyama kana kuti mince

Bhaibheri rinoti murume nemukadzi vachava nyama imwe. Saka kana iwe wasangana nevakadzi hobho ichiri nyama here or mince
mukadzi murume bhaibheri bonde nyama

masasi ekupenga: noah ne huku mu ariki

Imagine dai Noah akadya huku 1 muArk nhasi kungadai kusina KFC, Chicken inn kana Chicken Slice
huku noah wemu bhaibheri kfc chicken slice

Kudavira kunoita vechikadzi kana mufundisi ati halleluya

Kana muri muchurch mfundisi akati Hallelluya tusikana tune 10-15 yrs tunoti Amen.

Vanenge vaanetarisiro yekuda kuroorwa vane16-25 pakanzi Hallelluya vanoti a man.

Vanenge vakurisa vasina kana anomboti cc mirayipo pakanzi Hallelluya vanenge vakutiwo any man.

Vanenge vakwegurawo vasisina tarisiro yekuroorwa nokuda kwekushayisisa akamboti cc kubvira vachiri mhandara chaidzo pakanzi Hallelluya vanoti Aaaaaaamenoo.
pentecostal mufundisi mwari madzimai kereke

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