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*Zvimwe zvinhu kuzvishaira time chete. Tom and Jerry haisi yevana vadiki iye🀣🀣🀣*

*Ndizvo zvakauraya Mugabe izvi, Kumuka Wogeza,Wopfeka suit Woswera pamba.* πŸ˜•πŸ™β˜ΉοΈ

NECHITSOTSI CHINE ZANU PF MANGWANA UCHATONZWA E.D ACHITI 21DAYS DZAPERA πŸ€·β€β™‚πŸ€·β€β™‚hamheno kuti zvirikumbofambasei

*Manje ma ghetto youths akazozviziva kuti mu sanitizer mune 60% alcohol, hameno*

Masasi evarume pa #lockdown vasina mari >Kudirawo mafuta here uku? kudira mafuta kunge akadhuvhuka pagomo raRotina Mavhunga so! >Fridge yacho inotonhora nguvai ichingonzi padiki padiki yavhurwa yavharwa fanika door reKombi >Ndokuita sei kurovera door reFridge kunge door repahozi, zvinhu zvekutenga neHire purchase zvinorwadza izvi >Muri kungotora mvura yangu mufridge muchimwa musingadzoreri moti ndomwei ndisina mari yedoro kudayi >Uyo mupfana wepaNxt door anongokumhoresai achiti Gulez Gulez anozvitorera papi iye asina nyaya neni? >Kuisa sugar here uku? asi moda kumwa muchidzinga nyuchi. >Kwasara maPack mangani enyama muFridge? >Asi muri kurangana kundiuraya zvandinoti ndikangopinda muDining vanhu vose voti dzvamu >kubuda... >Ivo vanhu vamungogara muchiti hee ndakweretesa nhingi mari vanodii kukupaiwo patinenge tichitambura kudayi?

*Even Prophets are waiting patiently for corona virus to clear rapidly so they can continue healing the sick.*

Ko Pauya Corona Virus iyi makazombonzwa here Kuti ko Mashurugwi aye aakupi mazuva ano πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*HANZI GOKWE VATONZWA NHASI KUTI COVID 19 CHIRWERE , NGUVA YESE VAITI MUSHONGA WEDONJE*πŸ˜’πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

*Kunyepera mukadzi kusvika pakuti ndadonhedza mari yese yanga iri mu ecocash* πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚

*Kuroora mukadzi anemakore 30 zvichikwira zvakangofanana nekutenga newspaper zuva rodokaπŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ€ΊπŸ€­*

*Aids* : Haa ikozvino vazukuru ndakura asi ndakambopedza vanhu pandaitemwa dzinobuda ropa. *Ebola*: Ahh iwe wakauraya vangani, ini ndakapedza vanhu pa Siera Lyon apa bvunza vakutsanangurire even anaCongo vanondiziva. *Flue*: 😁😁😁 *Malaria*: iwe Flue usangoseka wakaitao zvingani? Anagudza mudungwe *Flue*: Malaria nyarara zvako kuAmerica haukuzivi hako ini nditori nani ndatambudza varungu nevatema handina wandotya asi pasina godo mkoma Aids vakaita basa guru havo. *Coronavirus*: kkkkk hayas chinyekehwe *Malaria*: Mkoma Corona 🀝 mabva masvika tatanzwa nekunyeberwa pano nana Aids mnotii nemashoko avo *Coronavirus*: Paneakambomisa bhora pasi rose here munana Europe nekudiwa kwaroitwa. *Aids*: 😏😏 *Ebola*: left *Malaria*: kkkkπŸ‘†

*SAKA VAYA* *VAINYEPERA *VAKADZI KUT TIRIKUYENDA** *KUNOONA* *BHORA* *MAKUZVIGONASEY* *MAZUVA *ANO* 😝😝😝😝

*Problem ndeyekuzoenda kunotestwa corona wodzoka wabatwa H.l.V ikko* *lm not going anywherπŸ€·β€β™‚πŸ€·β€β™‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…*

*Ukaona waita munyama semagaro wapinda busy haasiriwo anorwara but ndoanobaiwa chero musoro ukatema kunobaiwa magaro.🀣*

*IF ZIMBABWE IS OUR MOTHERLAND, WHERE IS OUR FATHERLAND?? HAAA NDAVE BHOO NEKWA MOMS, NDODA KUENDA KWAMDHARA* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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