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*Ndanzwa kurira kwepata-pata panze nyamba ndi Vongai hake asina kupfeka bra* 😹😹😹😹

Rice kutoilet (honye)

Sezvo toilet yavo yazara kamwana kepa nextdoor kaendako kachangosvika kachibva kati "mhamha"!!!
Amai- "yes mwanangu"!!
Boy-  "kune rice"!!!!
Amai- "pfutseki ibvako"!!!
Boy-  "ndouya nayo here"!!!! 
Kutsonga kufa amana after 17 yrs dzinonga dzakutonzi baba, pamwe newe ndizvo zvawaiitaowo futi. saka uri kusekei?

tsaona (accident)

Kujairira nyika kusvika pakuti kwafa vanhu vashanu nemuZimbabwean umwe. KuDiaspora kwakaoma veduwee.


*Chiwenga* knock knock *Mnangagwa* ndiani? *Chiwenga* ndiyani arikuti ndiani? *Mnangagwa* ndiyani arikuti ndiyani ini ndichiti ndiyani? *Chiwenga* ndiyani arikuti ndiyani pandoti ndiyani iye otiwo ndiyani?? 🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🤷🏽‍♀🤷🏽‍♀ confusion ndomatongerwo ari kuitwa nyika iwaya😬

Akasumuka George akanomira pamberi pevanhu mukereke ndokusvikoti *Inini I am a living testicle.* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Yenyu yekuda zvinhu iyi sisi vepa next door pangu vane mimba ye mu face weku Salvation Army👮.Aivati ndiri pilot👨‍✈*😂😂😂

barika ma 1

Mumwe murume some where kumaruzevha uko waiva nevakadzi 4, mukadzi no" 3 waiita basa rekuti manheru vamwe varara oenda kutoilet apedza ouya otsetserera (kupukusira) mumadziro edzimba dzevamwe saka vakazomurongera size inokwana ndobva vamuisira razor, semunhu unemadhiri ake azvina kunonoka ndobva zvapedzerana magaro nerazor. mubarika mune zvese.

*In a plane✈* *Whites: Wow, what a view.* *Blacks: Tikadona apa tamama* 😂😂😂

*___Ukaona ma Head of state ese ari busy Kufunga nezve Corona virus wenyu ari busy ne Mapete ari mudzimba Dzenyu, Ziva kuti taita Dambudzo Mumba* 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 #*ZvandiCorner*.__*

Family yairova dinner zvayo,, vapedza baba vakatanga kuzamura zvavo vachirova kasmile zvikanzi nemwana
* Iro raguta manje raakuda kunyenga*
🤔🤔🤔🤐

Tomorrow munhu wese kuchurch there are churches which suit whoever you are... Kana uri wedoro enda kuRoma Kana uri wefodya Methodist Uri wemamini skirt Christ Embassy Unofarira zvigure Zion Unofarira zvekuchema Zaoga iripo Uchida zve fight Afm iri tii Usingade kugeza Johane Masowe iripo Uchida vakadzi hobho Johane marange Uchida zveN'anga nguwo tsvuku Unenharo KwaMwazha straight but usingade zvepostori postori Jehovahs witness iripo.. Wakatrainer high jump ZCC Hapana excuse yekusaenda kutemberi mangwana..

Zim SA

Zimbabwe kana iinehome match against SA tinenge tiine home advantage here or ndozviya zvekunzi haa feel at home haa pinda hako hairume iyi ikuda kutotamba newe

*Frank* : Vari kuita marii kubvisa zino? *Collen* : Kubhawa mahara pamuromo pako chete unogona kubviswa even 3 mahara.

*KUTONGA NYIKA KUSVIKA BETE RAKUSUNGISA* 🇿🇼 🇿🇼

*Wife: Magetsi aenda* *Husband: Kwasara iwe na Mnangagwa* 🤣🤣🤣🙌 Tambai mushe mudzimba umo

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