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*Nhasi Ku clinic kwauya mumwe murume hanzi ndine problem ndikati yeyi zvikanzi nhengo yangu ndione nhengo yacho yakaita kunge ka battery ke remote kadiki ndambozvibata andina kuseka ndikati yaita sey nhengo yenyu baba zvikanzi yakazvimba*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ndachema nekuseka nhasi guys kuita doctor kwakaoma

MaCorona cases emuno muZimbabwe ari kuverengwa neZEC, muchanzwa henyu eUzumba Maramba Pfungwe before 31 July.😷😷

*Tauraiwa nePizza kuno Chibwa vatenga 47 maboxes vachiti matiles* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Vapfana vakazvarwa after 2000 kwaanewatsap you should thank God. Isu taitumwa kunavatete vanogara 5km away🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️from home kuti "Hanzi namama ndizokutii horaiti"*😭

*Wokweretesa chishamwari chako chidhafu hembe yakanzi "NIKE" yodzoka yanzi* "N I K E"

[07/14, 06:46] Mhofu: Amana Nokia yakasimba yakawira mupoto ndichibika beans ndikazoiwona ndavekupakura ine 5 missed calls [07/14, 06:49] Mkanya: Haaa motorola ndo ine nharo ya kule vangu yakawira muhovhon, tichironga hovhon vakazoiona tapedza kupisa yakat battery full [07/14, 0657] Dhewa... Typing

*Armband reku Arsenal rinenge rinongonzi atanga kupedza kuchinja ndiye captain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*

Joe: Im sorry bby Sue: Its unemployed Joe: What? Sue: Ndati hazvina basa! Chabuda nepaGokwe kwa Hon. MP Mayor Wadyejena

*Kana Pane arikuda kuti aitirwe passport same day inbox me....girlfriend yeshamwari ya blaz vangu sisi vake ndo vanemurume ane shamwari ina sekuru vane mwana arikushanda kumba kwemuface anotamba nemupfana wa taxi driver anotakura munhu anoshanda kumapassport. 😂😂😂.

*To be honest mari yemuZimbabwe inotyisa kuchengeta muPhone. Madonhero acho ainoita value akangofanana nekuti wanga une mombe mangwana womuka uchinzi mombe yako yambudzi, kuswera mangwana mbudzi yako yonzi yave huku kusvika huku yako yakutonzi yave mbevaKuswera mangwana acho mbeva yakunzi rava bete, kuswera mangwana mamwe acho wobva wanzi bete rako rawira mmukaka😢😢*🤷🤷

_When_ _I_ _stand_ _up_ _I_ _go_ _everywhere_ _akadaro_ *Mhofu* achiedza kutsanangurira doctor kuti anonzwa dzungu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

```🙆‍♂️:Gogo why muchirara makapfeka Mask? 🧓:isu tino travela muzukuru hatifane nemi```

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*Imagine worota uchidzingirirwa nezvidhoma paunomuka makuseni wonzwa next door yako ichiti haa munomhanya tsano.* 😂😂😂😂💥💥💥

🧕🏽🧕🏽🧕🏽🧕🏽🧕🏽 ```SMS from mbuya kumuzukuru.``` *Huya kuchechi izvozvi uite seunoda makey kuri kudyiwa!!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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