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Full chicken yei pasina musoro nematumbu, netsvaratsvata

Ndripo paNandos ndri kuda mari yangu back

Weekend ino inoda uine mafriends asingatye kudya mari yerent不不不

Zvekuti tichanotsva kuGehena totozvinzwa nemi munotemera Satani huni!

Ini ndozvidira munhu wangu shame, zvekuzoti tirivangani totonzwa nemika veCensus

Unotonzwawo achiti handidanane nemvana, wotarisa face yake ungate chimodho chabikirwa pambaura!

Kusa receiver message day rese kubva kumunhu wako itori message iyoyo不不不

Havambokuudze kuti wakashata, unongonzwa vachiti iwewe bata camera 不不

Unenge uri busy kuudza vanhu kuti my bae wouldn't iye atori busy ku wouldnta hake
Huye bodo不不

Siyana neni! Ndine mukadzi wangu ini hauzvizive here? Ndini hangu uyo ndichinyepera kuvhumuka ndiri kuhope kuti mukadzi afare不不不不

Mhepo yosimudza skirt iwe wodzikisa skirt yacho


ukushora simba ramwari here?

Husband asinga truste mudzimai wake

Husband: hie baby
Wife: hie sweetie

Husband: where are you?
Wife: at home honey
Husband: kunyepa batidza radio
Wife: OK achibatidza radio shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shiiiiiiiiiii
Husband: ok.

Next day
Husband: hie lovely
Wife: hie baby
Husband: uripi
Wife: kumba
Husband: kunyepa batidza radio
Wife: achibatidza radio shiiiiiii shiiii
Husband: OK

Mumwe musi bambo vakati rega ndimbo surpriser madam. vakasvika padheni mwana ari ega vakabvunza mwana kuti mai vake varipi

Mwana: hameno kwavaenda vakatakura radio..

Ndafonerwa ne girlfriend yangu zvikanzi huya uone best friend yangu, ndatova pedyo ndokuona friend yacho it's munin'ina wa madam
Nanhasi ndirikungoti ndakutosvika

Ccjokes

Ukaona relationship yaakunzi, ndaona iwewe wakanyararawo ndikati regai ndinyarare, ibva watongoziva kuti yabuda mutende reNyaradzo manje , yakunanga kumakuva屢

Kuiswa pa profile picture nemudiwa wako hazvirevi kuti unodiwa, ingawani nhunzi yakaiswa pagaba reDoom

Nezuro takaenda kunhamo kuGokwe hatina kupedza kubata vanhu maoko takwana nacho chirungu takati pane wekutanga nematambudziko zvikanzi youtookuenda* pane *wechi 2 tikati* nematambudziko zvikanzi *my pleasure kuenda kune wechi3* nematambudziko zvikanzi *never mind wechi4 ndiye akazotipedzera* nematambudziko zvikanzi *its non of business

Gokwe 滕滕滕*

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