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πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό:hie πŸ€“:hie πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό: zviriseyi? πŸ€“: ndiri bhoo. Ndiyani? πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό: Isaiah πŸ€“: chapter ani? πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό: nxaaaaa uri mboko usanditaudze futi.😑😑

*Nhasi tanzi anenge ataura Shona paden haasi kudya chikafu. Uncle varikungoti wooooow woooow kubva kuseni.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚*

*Mukadzi anokumbira murume wake fon achiti akuda kushandisa Calculator.After a while she asked* *πŸ™ŽπŸ½: Ndiani anonzi Mary?* *πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ¦±: Hameno pamwe iSquare root ya15*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Ko mhanza inomboziva sei kuti uyu musoro wemunhurume* KungobvunzawoπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ

Ko hamuchandiudzi kuti lockdown nendebele inonzi lokuzeniπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

The biggest reason why Zimbabwe is so under-developed is that we are having conversations like these: TINDO: Madini apo? DIVA : Hapana apa. Sei sei mamix? TINDO: Low low. Saka how far? DIVA : Haa ma1 wangu. TINDO: Ma1 hanti? DIVA : Makwikwi mdhara TINDO: Hausundi!! DIVA : Pakaipa TINDO: Tinopona here gore rino? DIVA : Gore regonzo nye nye nye! TINDO: kkkk twabam! DIVA : Volume bho? TINDO: iKarate wangu DIVA : Wangu? TINDO: Wangu! DIVA : Haaa madhara azotikwadza aya TINDO: mmmmm ma1 Kana ndimiwo pane kwatirikuenda ipapa? πŸ˜‚

*Ini sex ndoita ndakamira. .coz handide munhu anozofamba achiti ndakarara naye*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€πŸ‹πŸ½β€β™€πŸ˜‚ πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™‚

*Pastor vakati Varume varimuChurch ngavabvise mari inoenderana nerunako rwevakadzi vavo vamwe vakabvisa US$100, vamwe US$200, vamwe US$500 & vamwe US$1000. Then baba Fay vakabvisa US$1, saka mufundisi vakati Mai Fay vacho ngavasimuke vaonekwe, pavakasimuka mufundisi vakati Yuhwiiiiii!! Baba Fay huyai mutore change 50c* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*President musamira kuwedzera lockdown kusvika mahwindi ati sorri kuma civil servants πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅*

*Vanhu vajaira yeke vanonetsa am out here preaching kuti pfekai ma mask rimwe rakuti:* _Ko ikaputika_ 🀣🀣🀣🀣 *Kuputika how?where?*

*Bheta tasarwa nemazuva mashoma kuti tiwedzerwe mamwe* πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

*Mwari vanoTurner maTables ndiyani aiziva kuti maGuard achazotora maDoctor nemaNurse temperature* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Chaka bvondoka pa next door.hanzi mwana apisika ne tsamba yekufambisa*πŸ€”

*Ko mava kuenda tanga tava kutopakura* *Me: aiwa handis kuenda ndoda kutanha mhiripiri mu garden* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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