Find by tag

World Cup ne nhamo yemu Zimbabwe

You see, 20 years ago waionera World Cup pawindow repabhawa uchidzingwa uchinzi vana endai munovata.

Nechemumoyo woti ndikakura ndichadzidza ndozoshanda basa rakanaka ndotengawo ziTV rangu ndo subscriber ndoonera mumba mangu.

Asi nhasi 20 years on wakura and wakadzidza BUT wakatotenga juzi remubhero uchiti uzopfeka uchinoonera World Cup kubhawa manheru.

This struggle will never end maCdes. Toita sei

kukara doro nguva yana Jesu

Pama shamwari ako hapashaikwe one munhu wekuti dai aiveko the time Jesus converted water into wine, aizoswera zuva rese achimuteverera ne 20Litres yemvura achiti, "MaBoss chero mukandiitira masese haina pressure."

DUTA - Germany yarohwa ne Mexico

Grandmaster Tunchie cr7 (263...25) says: #Duta BRASUI *Hakusi kutanga Germany kurohwa kuRussia! Zvakamboitika pa Second World War

gonye mu tea

Teacher:Class what do you call a worm in your tea

Class:vese ziii

Tonde:Gonyeti

foni iri spiritual

My phone is very spiritual guys

Nhasi ndatozodzoka mu road ndichienda Ku church ndaona fon yangu yakanyora kuti No service ndikatoona kuti ndingafambira mahara iko kusina chechi

masasi ekupenga - firiji isina door

Guys im selling a refrigerator  $90
But haina hayo door unogona kungoisa curtain

gugula muriwo

One mrng Mike waz given a lunch box by his wife
before going to work. At lunch tym, he opened it and
found plain sadza only, then found a note which read,
'handiti wakaramba kundibatsira kuundura huku uripa
Internet nezuro, hero sadza...gugula muriwo'
Wo downloader soup

kuviga foni

Mukadzi anoviga foni yake kumurume itsotsi..!,asi murume anoviga foni yake kumukadzi anenge achichengetedza rudo..full stop.

kugona munhu anokara

Kana uchidya muplate one nemunhu anokara, unongomuti shaa nokora mbijana mbijana because panga pachibikwa sadza irori mawira chirauro

masasi ekupenga - first lady

Ummmm nhasi handina kumborara hope dzakanaka ndichingozvibvunza mubvunzo wekuti kana Khupe akaita president, ndiani anozoita ​First Lady​

Uriwe murwere unoita sei

Bamunini:kurwara kwese uku mukoma wako atadza kuuya kuzokuona here.?
Murwere :sure baba kana nemiwo zvingaita(achikosora ropa)
Mamunini :manje ndikamuona panhamo ndikumudzinga don't worrry .


~Uriwe murwere unoita sei

Kuyiqiniso yini ukuthi omama abadla inhlabathi bekhulelwe yibo abazala odaka boy labo builder ngoba umtwana uhle afunde uku mixer esesiswini

Njere hadziwanikwe mumabhuku chete......

Mai vakashanyira mwana wavo kuchikoro ainzi mike aigara ne room mate yake yechisikana yainzi Sally.

Pavakaona kunaka kwaroom-mate yemwana wavo vaka suspecta kuti vaviri ava vanofanira kunge vachidanana, chimwe chakaonekwa namai ava
ndechekuti Sally ane cup yake yesilver yaanofarira kunwira
chero chipi chinwiwa zvacho. Amai vakaviga cup iya mu
magumbezi aSally. 

Mushure me one week mai vamike vadzokera kumba Sally akauya achiudza mike kuti kubva
pakauya mai vako cup yangu handichaione. 

Mike akafonera mai vake achiti: 'Handina kuti makaba cup uyezve handisikuti hamuna kuba asi kuti cup yakangoshaika kubva pamakabva kuno.' 

Mai ndokuti: 'Kana neni hindisi kuti munodanana kana kuti hamudanane, ndiri kungoti dai Sally airara mumagumbeze ake dai makawana cup.

Sando 🔨 🔨 🔨 kunaani??

masasi ekupenga

WIFE: daddy nhasi ndarota manditengera cake
HUSBAND: saka rara futi uridye.

kwayedza headline - Mutsvangwa

KWAYEDZA

Mufuriri wemutungamiri wenyika vaMutsvangwa orakashwa nepwere musarudzo dzekutsvaga achamiririra bato reZANU PF kunge shebheti