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Neighbour yangu kundinokera kungonditaurira zvisina basa nhai? Zvanzi hee, nezuro ndakainda kuma shops ndichida kunotenga cooking oil, haaaa, ndakaitadza ndikazongotenga chobhotoro chedovi.

Ndapinda mune kamwe ka take away hanzi nevamwe Rasta sister ndipeiwo sadza ne stonyeni πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚vanhu vese vabata msoro kana neniwo ndatoti yohwe!Zvikanzi nasister imi rasta kwanai ndochii ichocho zvikanzi naRasta sadza nebeans kaa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ kana ndimiwo beans ndoo stonyeni?

*Kugeza ndinenge ndichitoda asi nguva zhinji inopera ndichinamata....zviri nani kuchena moyo pane kuchena muviri* πŸ˜‚

MAPURISA ANOBATSIRA SHUWA Isu takabirwa matowel last week saka mapurisa vakati timire kushandisa bathroom racho PENDING INVESTIGATIONS

*Muri pa party wonzwa murume wako achiudzwa kuti Garai pasi chikafu munochiwana* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

* *GirlfriendπŸ‘±πŸΎβ€β™€*yangu yakatsamwa* 😠 *yakati andidi *kuona tsoka*πŸ‘£ *dzako futi pamba pangu saka izvezv ndiri pawheelchair munzira kuendako*😁😁

*_Teacher_*: Francis nezuro makadya sadza nei? *_Francis_*: ne *Zondo Lite* *_Teacher_*Zondo lite?* Izondo rakadii iroro?? *_Francis_* *(nzondora)* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Nhai Fight ya *Murombo* na *Chinenguwo* yakarwiwa rinhi. Tinongonzwa kuti *Murombo* haarove *Chinenguwo*. πŸ€” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Chando chirikuno chirikutotizavo panze kupinda mumba ,chichitizavo kutonhorwavo panze

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Nyaya dzekuroja dzakaoma tamutswa nalandlord na12oclock dzousiku tikaunganidzwa mudining zvikanzi muchiona ndakudaidzai kudai ndaswera ndakamirira mari kubank ndikaishaya saka kana pane ano supporter Zanu pf ngaatsvake imba izvozvi tose taramba takanyarara ndobva vati Chisa mbama chisaπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ munhu wese abva ati Chisa zvikanzi chidzokerai henyu munoraraπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

mukoma akati amitisa nyaya ndobva yaendeswa kwamambo nekuti airamba nhumbu yacho. iyi ndiyo nhaurirano yaakaita namambo: mambo: wati nhumbu haisi yako sei ? musikana unomuziva here uyu? mukomana: musikana ndinomuziva asi nhumbu haisi yangu nekuti patairara tese taishandisa protection. mambo: unorevei mpfanha wati maita zvekudii? mukomana: taishandisa macondoms. mambo: aaaaa ukarova ngoma wakapfeka magirovhosi hairiri here? mukomana: inorira as..... mambo: hapana nyaya apa mupei mudziyo wake. mukomana: plus musikana wacho uyu aive nevakomana hobho ana jairos naana Tobias manje ini nhumbu yacho handingaigamuchiri mambo: ukakwira bhazi rakazara haubhadhari here? hauoni kuti uri gweregwere ibva pano !!!!!!!

*Ndirikuti ndikabata sipo netauro ndonzwa dzungu zvekutoda kudonha, kuzoti mvura, muviri wese urikubva watemaπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€ Saka chiremba πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€βš• vanditi ndimbomira kuzvishandisa. Ndichaenda hangu kureview kupera kwaJuly*

*_Ndaipa yambiro kuvana komana vangu, madam vakateerera, ndikati, vanangu pakuroora mukaita munyama wekutongwa nevakadzi, Mai venyu ava vanofa vachitambura sezviri kuitawo Mai vangu kumusha uko. Imba yose yakati ziiiiiii INI ndokubuda hangu🚢🏿🚢🏿🚢🏿🚢🏿🚢🏿🚢🏿_*

*Ungangova* *usingarovhi* *kuchurch* *zvako* *asi* *kana* *uchibvunza* *chikwereti* *chako* *kumucivil* *servant* *hausati* *wasvika* *pakunamata*

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