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*_*Kana murume wako asingakupe mari enda unotengesa porridge kubasa kwake πŸ€ͺ*_*

*Me: Gogo lowu ngumngani wami uMillicent* *Gogo: Sakubona Milisende mtanami* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[15/11, 12:47 PM] :Zvamunoti time is money saka half past 2 ingaite marii? 😁 [15/11, 12:47 PM] : Iwe zvaunoti musha mukadzi saka mai vako marooms mangani??? πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚ Kutamba zvakanaka kwatozoramba nhai 🀣🀣🀣

*Nhoroondo ye Zimbabwe*πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό _Takamboita vanonzi vaGono vaiisa mazero asingakwani pamari_ _Tikazoitawo vanonzi vaMangudya vakaunza mari dzakafanana asi dzakasiyana_ 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Ndeapi manzwi anorwadza 1 it's overπŸ’” 2 Doro rapera🍺 3 chikafu chako chadyiwa🍝 4 zanu PF ndoyahwinha😱

MAGARISA musina kumbonzwa Ngano Paivapo Nemhuka dzese dzesangoπŸΏπŸ€πŸ‡πŸ•ŠπŸ¦ƒπŸ“πŸˆπŸ©πŸ•πŸ‘πŸπŸπŸ¦ŒπŸͺπŸ«πŸ˜πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸŽπŸ–πŸ„πŸ‚πŸ…πŸ†πŸŠπŸ‹πŸ¦ˆπŸ¬πŸ‘πŸŸπŸ πŸ¦πŸ¦‘πŸœπŸ•·πŸ•ΈπŸ’πŸπŸ¦ŽπŸ¦‚πŸ¦€ dzaienda kwaMutare saka dzakatenga mascud 10🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 kuti dzifambe dzichimwa sezvo kwaipisa🌞.Zvino vasati vasvika kwakange kwasara scud 1 🍺chete ndokubva dzabvunzana kuti amana todiii sezvo scud yedu yasara 1. Vakabvunzana zvikanzi ndiyani angaenda kunotenga mamwe maScud.Mhuka dzose dzakaramba dzakanyarara hapana akadavira kuti angaende zvisineiwo kamba 🐒🐒hake akazosarudza kuti ndiye aienda.Saka vese vakatenderana kuti pa scud 1🍺 yasara iyi haimwiwi kusvika Kamba🐒 adzoka. akaenda hake pakapera vhiki Kamba asati adzoka.Mhuka dzose zvino dzanga dzavakufa nenyota ndokubva dzatenderana dzichiti vakomana amana Kamba🐒 haasi kuchadzoka uyu ngatimwei 1 iyoyi yasara ndobva vanzwa Kamba kuseri kwegwenzi 🐒🐒🐒achiti "mukangoimwa chete handiendi " kana ndimivoπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

Guys namatai neshona nezuro kuchechi ndakanzwa aive paside pangu achiti "Oh Lord you are nothing without me" Shuwa munhu otoenda gehena nekuda kwegrammarπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wobuda pamba wakumhanyaπŸƒ kuenda kubasa wotakura lunch box isiriiyo paunovhura wave palunch wowana mune chisukiso nejecha πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ haaa unopera simba

*Ndiri mikomana ane makore 20 , ndinotsvakawo basa rekusunga matende emaGonyeti, ndakambosunga rimwe raienda kuTanzania rikadzoka nayo load vatadza kusunungura,* πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Teacher: Nguva yekupisa inonzi chii ? Mushangwe: Summertime Teacher : Ko nguva yokutonhora Mushangwe: Wintertime Teacher : Konguva yemhepo inonzii Mushangwe: Airtime *Gokwe ndaisarenda* 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Those who do not understand the new currency; Its like staying with a maid for long and everyone calls her Sisi (bond note) then eventually, father marries her, now you call her mom (Zimdollar). Simple

*Nhai guys ndiri paMbare ndiri kuda kuenda🚢 kwaGutu asi pane bus🚌 rakanzi Chegutu kuti ka Che ako kangaite basa maningi hereπŸ€₯*

*Chingava chirwere chei guys.Ndikangoziva kuti mupoto masara nyama handibatwe nehope husiku hwese* *_Help.Plz._*

*Unenge wapinda mugroup rakanzi strictly English* 🀣🀣🀣 *I hate it when I am cooking and someone open the door of a pot and listen to the salt* 🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Kana ukaroora mukadzi ukawana ane jersey rebhora chiziva kuti ndiyo team yabamukuru vako iyoyo*πŸ˜„πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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