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Zimbabwe is open for business - mbanje

Nhai pane angazivawo here kuti pa one hectare yembanje panopinda masaga mangani efertilizer uye kuti tiri kutengesera kwaboka here kana kumadison

Ndoda kumhanyidzana nenguva.

Thanks kune vachabatsira 

#Zimbabwe is open for business

kukara nyama

Mukwasha CHITOVA*akashanya kwaambuya. Ndokuti ndoda kutenga mbudzi tiiuraye ambuya vakati vauya zvakanaka, apedza kuvhiya akapuhwa room yekugara sadza richibikwa. Raibva, ambuya vakatuma kamainini nesadza but muine nhindi mbiri bedzi dzenyama. Apa shasha yanga yatotaura kare kuti mangwana makuseni inenge ichirova pasi, akagaya kuti pambudzi yese ndodya 2 pieces chete kana. 
Chitova vakabva vatora newspaper kwakuri batidza kwakufamba achivheneka kuenda ku kitchen. 
Ambuya pavakaona moto vakati chii Chitova, kwakanaka here?
Zvikanzi ndirikutarisa kuti vana havana kufamba vachirasa nyama here vasvika nembiri chete. 
Zvikanzi na ambuya chiregai, unzai plate ndiise imwe.

roundi rekugeza

Ko hazviite here? kut tokandirana round yekugeza .Ini mondikandira October hangu no problem

kusiyana kwemutauro

English makes things sweet, you can call your girlfriend pumpkin and its all smiles but chingomuti nhanga uwone ma1 anotanga

mbanje - mozoti Zanu haigoni

Reporter: “VaMnangagwa hanzi makuzviziva here kuti doro rakupera munyika?”
Mnangagwa: “Tozviziva thats why we legalized mbanje we are always ahead in terms of planning.”

Mozoti ZANU (PF) haigoni

kupanana mazano pa whatsapp

[05/12, 19:50]  Quick answer before i get home guys! How do you remove face powder  stains from a white shirt without using water?😓
[05/12, 19:50] Ingotenga mapotato wongopinda mumba wakaatakura

Tsumo dzema elections 2018

Tsumo
1. Takabva nako kuZanu hakuna mabasa.

2. Totenda vagadzirisa nyika vaMunangagwa vanofamba nescarf.

3. Rinonyenga rinonyepera vanhu pa 100 days.

4. Kugoogler kunoda kweMdc kweZanu kupedza nguva.

5. Zvikoni zvikoni 2018 Zanu hakuna chayo.

6. Kudada kwema investors vanoudza Munangagwa kuti vakuuya ivo vachimirira chamisa kuti ave President.

7. Igaroziva kuti vanhu vanoda Mdc inopa mabasa kwete Zanu inopa 2kg Rice.

8. Kutonga kunoda kweMdc kweZanu kuuraya nyika.

mutauro mu bedroom

Wife: ndipeiwo mari   ndoda kutenga braa

Husband: unoidii une tumazamu tudiki

Wife: imi makatenga mini brief ndakambotaura here.

number plate yanetsa

"Umwe akanetsana nevashandi veku ZIMRA mushure atenga mota yake from Japan pakugadzirisa maplates ndokupiwa number dzine mavara anoti AED 2018 iiiiiiiiiii blaz vakajamuka  zvikanzi number plate iyi handiide vanhu vanozofunga ndiri muzanu coz zvinoreva kuti Auya E..... D.....
 2018 vakanetsana kusvikira vazomupa number plate yaaida ina ANC 2018 #Auya Nelson Chamisa 2018

Muroiii chiii?

Muroyi munhu aogara kusouth africa anodya zvaanoda paanodira nekumwa zvinotonhorera akagara panofefetera apedza ouuya kuzimbabwe ovhotera zanu  odzokera

Guys kanti ngcelani ukubuza..

kanti nxa i tv ilayithile wena ufuna ukuvula impompi but manje istofu sitshisa mbijana sokungasela ma tax okubuyela endlini kuyabe kuyenza yini ukuthi itiye yakhona ngiyipheke injalo ingela mahlamvu

mwana wemusango

Toti womitisa musikana zviya wobva wamuramba. Mwana wacho obva atorwa nana sekuru vake vekuBorrowdale Brooke votanga kumuchengeta iwe uchigara kuDande. Saka iwe ungati une mwana musango here kana kuti ndiye angatoti ana baba vake vari musango

masasi ekupenga - jira

Wakambotonhorwa zvekutsvaga Expiry date pagumbeze uchifunga kuti pamwe raka expire

Ndasvoda nhasi akomana, tiri kuenda kumusha navana tezvara, saka ndovatanga kutungamira. Vavakubvunza kuti vakwasha mazoita sei.
Ndabva ndatexta kuti 'tiri kumahure tiri kuuya instead of tiri kumashure 

Barca vs Sundowns

Chamisa. ..hallo vaMnangagwa  

Mnangagwa. ... mushe zvirisei Nelson 

Chamisa  ...Ndinofara chaizvo mukuona barca ne sundowns  hre 

Mnangagwa. ...yah iiiii vakomana ve Sundowns varikurakashwa wena

Chamisa. ..ndomarakashiro andoda kukuitai 2018