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gonye mu tea

Teacher:Class what do you call a worm in your tea

Class:vese ziii

Tonde:Gonyeti

mapositori putugadzike

foni iri spiritual

My phone is very spiritual guys

Nhasi ndatozodzoka mu road ndichienda Ku church ndaona fon yangu yakanyora kuti No service ndikatoona kuti ndingafambira mahara iko kusina chechi
pentecostal android foni

masasi ekupenga - firiji isina door

Guys im selling a refrigerator  $90
But haina hayo door unogona kungoisa curtain
masasi ekupenga firiji

gugula muriwo

One mrng Mike waz given a lunch box by his wife
before going to work. At lunch tym, he opened it and
found plain sadza only, then found a note which read,
'handiti wakaramba kundibatsira kuundura huku uripa
Internet nezuro, hero sadza...gugula muriwo'
Wo downloader soup
internet whatsapp sadza

kuviga foni

Mukadzi anoviga foni yake kumurume itsotsi..!,asi murume anoviga foni yake kumukadzi anenge achichengetedza rudo..full stop.
whatsapp rudo android foni

kugona munhu anokara

Kana uchidya muplate one nemunhu anokara, unongomuti shaa nokora mbijana mbijana because panga pachibikwa sadza irori mawira chirauro
sadza kukara

masasi ekupenga - first lady

Ummmm nhasi handina kumborara hope dzakanaka ndichingozvibvunza mubvunzo wekuti kana Khupe akaita president, ndiani anozoita ​First Lady​
masasi ekupenga elections 2018 Thokozani Khupe first lady

Uriwe murwere unoita sei

Bamunini：kurwara kwese uku mukoma wako atadza kuuya kuzokuona here.？
Murwere ：sure baba kana nemiwo zvingaita(achikosora ropa)
Mamunini ：manje ndikamuona panhamo ndikumudzinga don't worrry .


~Uriwe murwere unoita sei
rufu chipatara

Kuyiqiniso yini ukuthi omama abadla inhlabathi bekhulelwe yibo abazala odaka boy labo builder ngoba umtwana uhle afunde uku mixer esesiswini

Njere hadziwanikwe mumabhuku chete......

Mai vakashanyira mwana wavo kuchikoro ainzi mike aigara ne room mate yake yechisikana yainzi Sally.

Pavakaona kunaka kwaroom-mate yemwana wavo vaka suspecta kuti vaviri ava vanofanira kunge vachidanana, chimwe chakaonekwa namai ava
ndechekuti Sally ane cup yake yesilver yaanofarira kunwira
chero chipi chinwiwa zvacho. Amai vakaviga cup iya mu
magumbezi aSally. 

Mushure me one week mai vamike vadzokera kumba Sally akauya achiudza mike kuti kubva
pakauya mai vako cup yangu handichaione. 

Mike akafonera mai vake achiti: 'Handina kuti makaba cup uyezve handisikuti hamuna kuba asi kuti cup yakangoshaika kubva pamakabva kuno.' 

Mai ndokuti: 'Kana neni hindisi kuti munodanana kana kuti hamudanane, ndiri kungoti dai Sally airara mumagumbeze ake dai makawana cup.

Sando 🔨 🔨 🔨 kunaani??
chikoro amai bhuku njere

masasi ekupenga

WIFE: daddy nhasi ndarota manditengera cake
HUSBAND: saka rara futi uridye.
hope

kwayedza headline - Mutsvangwa

KWAYEDZA

Mufuriri wemutungamiri wenyika vaMutsvangwa orakashwa nepwere musarudzo dzekutsvaga achamiririra bato reZANU PF kunge shebheti
zanu norton Chris Mutsvangwa zanu pf 2019 primary elections

Zimbabwe is open for business - mbanje

Nhai pane angazivawo here kuti pa one hectare yembanje panopinda masaga mangani efertilizer uye kuti tiri kutengesera kwaboka here kana kumadison

Ndoda kumhanyidzana nenguva.

Thanks kune vachabatsira 

#Zimbabwe is open for business
mbanje Zimbabwe - Open for Business

kukara nyama

Mukwasha CHITOVA*akashanya kwaambuya. Ndokuti ndoda kutenga mbudzi tiiuraye ambuya vakati vauya zvakanaka, apedza kuvhiya akapuhwa room yekugara sadza richibikwa. Raibva, ambuya vakatuma kamainini nesadza but muine nhindi mbiri bedzi dzenyama. Apa shasha yanga yatotaura kare kuti mangwana makuseni inenge ichirova pasi, akagaya kuti pambudzi yese ndodya 2 pieces chete kana. 
Chitova vakabva vatora newspaper kwakuri batidza kwakufamba achivheneka kuenda ku kitchen. 
Ambuya pavakaona moto vakati chii Chitova, kwakanaka here?
Zvikanzi ndirikutarisa kuti vana havana kufamba vachirasa nyama here vasvika nembiri chete. 
Zvikanzi na ambuya chiregai, unzai plate ndiise imwe.
mukwasha ambuya kukara nyama

roundi rekugeza

Ko hazviite here? kut tokandirana round yekugeza .Ini mondikandira October hangu no problem
chando kugeza

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