*Tap not jumanda Maikoro June July retire pro, makanaka mambo* _rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr_ _Hevean bath provider saviour water glory Jordan rwizi rinoyera"_ _*Mufaro🏃🏻‍♂kwamuri group racheneswa*_ Hamuchageze zvenyu kusvika jun n jly wapera 😨😨😨😨

Munhu akapa vanhu Fon number dzangu achiti ndedza driver wezupco Mwari ngaave naye.ndanzwa nekumutswa kuseni seni hanzi Mudhara murikuuya here

Guys ngatigare taonesana,kune avo vachange vachionera AFCON NE COSAFA kungava kuma next door or kwa bhururu wako, 1) Be early at least 15 minutes from kick off, zvekuzosimuka tichikuvhurirai door iro bhora ratanga hazvinyatsoita. 2) Ibvai madya kudzimba dzenyu, hatina chikafu chekukupai 3) Kana mukasvika vana varara pa sofa please siyai vakadaro, vari kumba kwavo. Imi garai pasi. Or uya nekachituro kako. 4) Kana yave halftime musati forcer kuchinja channel, hanzi ngatimboonei kuti ku zee world kunei. 5) Huyai makapfeka majuzi enyu, hatidi kuzokumbirwa edu. 6) Hatina public toilet, enda kutoilet kwako usati wauya,munonetsa nekumononora matissue edu maBabysoft anodhura. 7) Usakumbire kumbire mvura yekunwa uchifunga kuti uchapiwa juice or beer, hapasi pa-sports bar pano. 8) Usashereketa pasofa, unosvibisa nekuunyanidza micheka yedu 9) Team ikagowesa usa jamba jamba pamasofa anozotyoka 10) Usauye nevhuvhuzela, unotiitira noise 11) Kana usinga sapoti team yekwawaenda usafarise kana yako wagowesa,farira mukati. 12) Bhora richingopera Ibvai maoneka,tinenge takurara.

*Zvinhu zvazooma guyz pane mudhara adonhedza Lunch box ye porridge pamutsetse weZupco makuseni vanhu vakatiza* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chief Ndiweni akaenda kucongress yeMDC using Isuzu yeZANU Kutora mota yamadam kunoona girl friend👩

```If women can cheat on a Soldier anobereka pfuti, Ko kuzoti iwewe hako unobereka kaLaptop bag 😂😂😂 tibvirepo 😆😆😆```

HAPANA CHINHU CHINONYADZISA SEKUNZWA BABA VAKO VACHIZVIROVA DUNDUNDU NEKUITA ROJA ...... HANZI 25 YEARS NDIRI PANO 😂🥰🥰

*Zvinhu zvichaoma pakusvika pakuti makaona munhu achinwa freezit munot akaromba* 🤚🏻😹🤚🏻😹🤚🏻😹🤚🏻😹 *ZIM is full of miracles even bofu riri kuona nhamo 🤪🤪🤪*

*Nezwi riripamsorosoro chakasheedzera chibhebhi cheGokwe muchurch 🗣🗣 “THE DURBAN IS A LIAR” 🤦🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️😩🚶🏽‍♀️*

*Ko ndiani akati kana Phone ika ringer mu church unobuda waka bender???* *Vanhu mune maDrama* 😂😂😂😂💦

Driver: Moburukira papi sistren? Shamiso: Oyi Foni taurai naBae💁‍♀ 📳 Bae: Hello mdhara .Dzoserai munhu kurank ,madam varipo.👌🏽 🙄🤔😑♨

*Wotuma munhu kunofutidzira moto kt nyama iibve odzoka achitoti munyu mushoma*🤣🤣

🤩🤩🤩🤩 Mother in law: *Mroora, pano tinomuka na 5am!* Mroora: *As long as musingazondiitire noise mama handina problem.* 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Uyayazi iPain yokuluma inyama🍗 kaBundle of joy👶 athi yilungise 😭😭😭

When you see a Medical Doctor boarding a Zupco bus to work and a mere chief driving an Isuzu going to the growth point to Drink super, and u see a zanu pf member who lost election driving a top of the range Nissan Navara aimlessly, getting free fuel, know that something is wrong .