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Zvakaoma veduwee!!

Murume nemukadzi vakarara zvavo usiku. Foni yomukadzi iri pacharger.Kuzoti pava pakati peusiku kuzvima 12 ikoko,foni yemukadzi yakarira.Murume anomuka achibata foni. Obva atsemura mukadzi nembama.

MURUME:Ndiani anokusendera msg pakati peusiku kudai achikuti Beautiful?

Mukadzi anomuka obata foni yake misodzi ichyerera

MUKADZI:Kana musingachaoni endai munoparwa meso ayo. Pakanzi beautiful here ipapa kana kuti pakanzi Battery full?
Nyangwe ndimio

When English is the last Language

Zvadhakwa nekusanzwisisa Chirungu kapa.

Guy: What is the best thing I can do for you?
Girl : Oooh my God, Marry Me (Mwari wangu, Ndiroore)

Later in the day.
Girl: Shaaz what else can I do for you besides Sex?
Guy: Simple as you said, Marry Me (sezvawataura paye, Ndiroore)

Girl: Nonsense ndagara ndazviona kuti you not seriuos, mukadzi anoroora mariyacho ndoiwanepi, waingoda kundishandisa watanga kutaura zvisingaitike mumhuri medu kuroora murume. Bye never call me again.

Better kunyeperwa kunzi I love you I miss you pane kungonzi zvri sei zvinhu zvangu kunge wakachengeteswa zvidhomaπŸ˜‚

Nhai kana warambwa unoita mazuva mangani usingadye, ndaakunzwa nzara ini.🀣🀣

From today vanhu vari muHarare it's now confusing kuti munhu akakuti huya tisangane kunambuya Nehanda unonanga kupi 🀐🀐🀐🀐🀐

Vanhu vacho havakuudze kuti wakashata, unozongonzwa vachiti iwewe chibata camera.🀣

nhai zvoita hre kt mukadzi ageze achiimba song yamacheso "uchenjere uchanditorerwa iwe"πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

Teacher : Ko sei wanonoka kuchikoro
Mwana : Pana amai vanga vadonhedza mari yavo
Teacher :saka wanga uchiva batsira kutsvaga ?
Mwana : ayehwa ndanga ndakaitsika

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Stop giving your children Bible names mozorega kuvadzidzisa shoko racho. Noah atipedzera doro kuno🀣

TUCHEL AKAFANANA NE AIRTIME INOPERA WAKUDA KUTAURA ZVINE MUSOROπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ko zvazoitika nhasi ndabvunza kamwana kepanext door pangu kuti wabikirwei namhamha, kakanditi "tadya sadza
neCOVID 19" ndavhunduka ndikati ko mwana aritiiko uyu, ndopandakabvunza kuti Covid 19 ndochii, zvikanzi inga makasara ndikureva COVO INE DOVI in 1 plate ne9 mapotato πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ndabva ndakati bye bye chienda kumba...

ZBC tinyareiwo pliz .Hanzi fish farming will transform the Zimbabwe economy.Economy ye Zimbabwe yakatadzwa ne Diamond yozogonekwa nemuramba!!πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™‚πŸ€·β€β™‚πŸ€·β€β™‚

vamweneπŸ‘΅: ko beans dzaindepi?
MurooraπŸ‘©: Dzapera
VamweneπŸ‘΅: kuperera pamoto hre?
Muroora πŸ‘©: Eeeh
VamweneπŸ‘΅: sei?
MurooraπŸ‘©: ndachida kunzwa kuti dzaibva dzose hre
πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Me:.... Gulez, ndikandireiwo pono ndimboita plan
MaiguruπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦°: Plan ipiko bamnini, chingouyai kumba. Mukoma wenyu haako I can be yours today
Me: Sorry Gulez🀭, ndanga ndichida kuti pondo
MaiguruπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦°: still typing
πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’§πŸ˜‚πŸ’§

πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ¦°πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ¦°:BBY ndiri kuda kuuya ikoko asi andina Mari ye taxi

πŸ‘¨πŸΏπŸ‘¨πŸΏ:Enda ku police station wovaudza kuti warasika vanouya newe πŸ§‘πŸ»β€πŸ¦²πŸ§‘πŸ»β€πŸ¦²

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