*_*Kana murume wako asingakupe mari enda unotengesa porridge kubasa kwake 🤪*_*

*Me: Gogo lowu ngumngani wami uMillicent* *Gogo: Sakubona Milisende mtanami* 😂😂😂😂😂

[15/11, 12:47 PM] :Zvamunoti time is money saka half past 2 ingaite marii? 😁 [15/11, 12:47 PM] : Iwe zvaunoti musha mukadzi saka mai vako marooms mangani??? 🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂ Kutamba zvakanaka kwatozoramba nhai 🤣🤣🤣

*Nhoroondo ye Zimbabwe*🇿🇼 _Takamboita vanonzi vaGono vaiisa mazero asingakwani pamari_ _Tikazoitawo vanonzi vaMangudya vakaunza mari dzakafanana asi dzakasiyana_ 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Ndeapi manzwi anorwadza 1 it's over💔 2 Doro rapera🍺 3 chikafu chako chadyiwa🍝 4 zanu PF ndoyahwinha😱

MAGARISA musina kumbonzwa Ngano Paivapo Nemhuka dzese dzesango🐿🐀🐇🕊🦃🐓🐈🐩🐕🐑🐐🐐🦌🐪🐫🐘🦏🦍🐎🐖🐄🐂🐅🐆🐊🐋🦈🐬🐡🐟🐠🦐🦑🐜🕷🕸🐢🐍🦎🦂🦀 dzaienda kwaMutare saka dzakatenga mascud 10🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 kuti dzifambe dzichimwa sezvo kwaipisa🌞.Zvino vasati vasvika kwakange kwasara scud 1 🍺chete ndokubva dzabvunzana kuti amana todiii sezvo scud yedu yasara 1. Vakabvunzana zvikanzi ndiyani angaenda kunotenga mamwe maScud.Mhuka dzose dzakaramba dzakanyarara hapana akadavira kuti angaende zvisineiwo kamba 🐢🐢hake akazosarudza kuti ndiye aienda.Saka vese vakatenderana kuti pa scud 1🍺 yasara iyi haimwiwi kusvika Kamba🐢 adzoka. akaenda hake pakapera vhiki Kamba asati adzoka.Mhuka dzose zvino dzanga dzavakufa nenyota ndokubva dzatenderana dzichiti vakomana amana Kamba🐢 haasi kuchadzoka uyu ngatimwei 1 iyoyi yasara ndobva vanzwa Kamba kuseri kwegwenzi 🐢🐢🐢achiti "mukangoimwa chete handiendi " kana ndimivo🤣😂😂😂😝

Guys namatai neshona nezuro kuchechi ndakanzwa aive paside pangu achiti "Oh Lord you are nothing without me" Shuwa munhu otoenda gehena nekuda kwegrammar😂😂😂

Wobuda pamba wakumhanya🏃 kuenda kubasa wotakura lunch box isiriiyo paunovhura wave palunch wowana mune chisukiso nejecha 😅😂 haaa unopera simba

*Ndiri mikomana ane makore 20 , ndinotsvakawo basa rekusunga matende emaGonyeti, ndakambosunga rimwe raienda kuTanzania rikadzoka nayo load vatadza kusunungura,* 🤷🏻‍♂ 😂😂😂😂😂

Teacher: Nguva yekupisa inonzi chii ? Mushangwe: Summertime Teacher : Ko nguva yokutonhora Mushangwe: Wintertime Teacher : Konguva yemhepo inonzii Mushangwe: Airtime *Gokwe ndaisarenda* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those who do not understand the new currency; Its like staying with a maid for long and everyone calls her Sisi (bond note) then eventually, father marries her, now you call her mom (Zimdollar). Simple

*Nhai guys ndiri paMbare ndiri kuda kuenda🚶 kwaGutu asi pane bus🚌 rakanzi Chegutu kuti ka Che ako kangaite basa maningi here🤥*

*Chingava chirwere chei guys.Ndikangoziva kuti mupoto masara nyama handibatwe nehope husiku hwese* *_Help.Plz._*

*Unenge wapinda mugroup rakanzi strictly English* 🤣🤣🤣 *I hate it when I am cooking and someone open the door of a pot and listen to the salt* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Kana ukaroora mukadzi ukawana ane jersey rebhora chiziva kuti ndiyo team yabamukuru vako iyoyo*😄🤣😂