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Kune vose vadya mari ye school fees pakisimusi pano nevachadya pagoredzva, haano mashoko ekutaura kuna Head master, hazvinetsi: Mubereki: *Makadii our excellent Headmaster, our exceptional Head, our Head with a development mindset, honest Head, a PED in waiting, njanji yebasa, mukwekwezeke wedzidzo, chamandingandinga wenjere, jamahiriya pakunzwisisa, Mune mwoyo wamai Maria, chirera nherera, vanoti vakabva pachikoro chino chinoita mamvemve, ndauya nenyaya yangu yekuti fees yemwana yakasangana nagoriyati, rushambwa chairwo, naizvozvo ndaikumbira kuti ndizobvisa fees muna March*. Don't worry just take this advice, ka1.๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ

*Chero wadya derere ruma toothpick vavengi vako vakwire BP ๐Ÿค’* *HAPPY CHRISTMAS*

*Ndine stress izvozvi, pane munhu andifonera achiti kwereta huku tigoche ndouya manje manje ndichibhadhara. Ikozvino huku yakutoibva ndakuona SMS yakanzi* *Sorry, wrong number*

*Janet* : Chipo wakatarisa murume wako akaenda kuhondo anodzoka here . *Chipo* kowako anodzoka ? *Janet* yes . *Chipo* iyeanotadza kudzoka kubhawa kunorira radio kuzoti pfuti ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I thought i m the only one who has noticed that Cde Zondomundege is not flying out of the country kubva zvadzoka Cde Rebhara. Mukuru arikutya kuwana chinhu chabvutwa

*2017 November chingwa ๐Ÿžchiri pa $0,50c takaimba kutonga kwaro Gamba๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿผ , nhasi December 2019 pfee pa$18 munhu wese akuimba mweya ndisesekedze* ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. *Ma Zimbabweans so ka*

*Anyone with Chinese gospel album rinonzi Guang Xing, rakaimbwa na Xiu Xui?* _please share_

Yasvika holiday yeChristmas munhu uchi visitor huya wakabata somthing kwete kuuya nemuromo chete kunge ukuuya ku choir practice* ```kunze kwema civil servants chete```

_But Chiwenga asadaro so๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ_ *Kuenda hake nevana kumaDNA iye achiziya hake kuti akachinjwa ropa akushandisa remaChina*๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”›mr tonny๐Ÿ”™

*Kana usina chinhu usati vanhu vakumirire pama shops uchibva joni plizzz, izvezvi pane mdara apfurira pa Ngundu aona mhuri yake yakamira nengoro ine madhongi*

*Ndinamatireiwo munhu wandaivimba naye kuti achandidhakisa Christmas akundiisira please call*

*BREAKING NEWS* *Mnangagwa declares Monday & Tuesday a public Holiday* Mnangagwa has declared Monday and Tuesday the 23rd and 24th of Dec 2019 a Public Holiday to extend Christmas day festivities. Maxwell Mnangagwa, a patient at Ngomahuru Mental Hospital shouted this as he was being dragged to the wards to take his medicine.

*Chinhu chakadyisa Caps ndechekuti vaiti vakaita 2 touches vombomanya kunotarisa kuti bhazi richipo here๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚*

*Majoni* *joni* *chaiwo* *achasvika* *musi* *wa* *24, Ava vakatosvika ndevaya* *vanopemha* *pamarobhoti* ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿฅด ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟ

*JOKE THE FESTIVE SEASON* *๐Ÿœ Mumwe murume aiva akaterera news paradio Gvt announces that munhu wese ane vana 5 & above achahoreswa $500 .Saka murume uyu aiva nevana 4 nemkadzi wake wepamba ndokuti kumkadzi ndine mumwe mwana kusmall house saka let me go and collect him to make 5 childrens.Murume achidzoka pamba akawana vana vasara 2 then he asked his wife, ko vamwe vana 2 vaendepi ? Mkadzi answers, Asi munoti ndimi mega manzwa news dzacho here? Ana baba vavo vauya vakavatora* kkkkk๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚crazy

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