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Panext door chabvondoka, hanzi mwana apisika netsamba yekufambisa

Whites: *She is my cousin* Zimbos: *Ana Mai vedu mukoma ne munin'ina, asi iye akafoira O level plus haana murume*πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±

*Jah Prayzah akaimba "Mudhara Achauya" mudhara akauyawo zveshuwa, Akazoimba "Yoyoyoo Nemasoja" ikava Yoyoyoo nemasoja zveshuwa, Akazoimba "Sadza neMuriwo" tikanzii idyai sadza nemuriwo, Iyezvino akuimba "Ndirikunzwa kuda kurova munhu" tinopona here manje* 😱😱😱

*Ndopamunoona munhu ane chikwereti chako achifamba asina mask. Ko akafa?* 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😜

Chandabatisisa paaddress yaED ndechekuti ukasvibirwa rara kwauri ikoko. Masoja vanorova kudarika mkadziπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

Pamwe pacho unenge uchitoti handiite zvematongerwo enyika, wotozoona kuti matongerwo enyika acho akutoda nezvako.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Nhasi Ku clinic kwauya mumwe murume hanzi ndine problem ndikati yeyi zvikanzi nhengo yangu ndione nhengo yacho yakaita kunge ka battery ke remote kadiki ndambozvibata andina kuseka ndikati yaita sey nhengo yenyu baba zvikanzi yakazvimba*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ndachema nekuseka nhasi guys kuita doctor kwakaoma

MaCorona cases emuno muZimbabwe ari kuverengwa neZEC, muchanzwa henyu eUzumba Maramba Pfungwe before 31 July.😷😷

*Tauraiwa nePizza kuno Chibwa vatenga 47 maboxes vachiti matiles* 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Vapfana vakazvarwa after 2000 kwaanewatsap you should thank God. Isu taitumwa kunavatete vanogara 5km awayπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈfrom home kuti "Hanzi namama ndizokutii horaiti"*😭

*Wokweretesa chishamwari chako chidhafu hembe yakanzi "NIKE" yodzoka yanzi* "N I K E"

[07/14, 06:46] Mhofu: Amana Nokia yakasimba yakawira mupoto ndichibika beans ndikazoiwona ndavekupakura ine 5 missed calls [07/14, 06:49] Mkanya: Haaa motorola ndo ine nharo ya kule vangu yakawira muhovhon, tichironga hovhon vakazoiona tapedza kupisa yakat battery full [07/14, 0657] Dhewa... Typing

*Armband reku Arsenal rinenge rinongonzi atanga kupedza kuchinja ndiye captain 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣*

Joe: Im sorry bby Sue: Its unemployed Joe: What? Sue: Ndati hazvina basa! Chabuda nepaGokwe kwa Hon. MP Mayor Wadyejena

*Kana Pane arikuda kuti aitirwe passport same day inbox me....girlfriend yeshamwari ya blaz vangu sisi vake ndo vanemurume ane shamwari ina sekuru vane mwana arikushanda kumba kwemuface anotamba nemupfana wa taxi driver anotakura munhu anoshanda kumapassport. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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