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*My CV 2021* I am looking for a job. I don't have the qualifications bt I was vaccinated please 😂 😂 😂

*Hanzi murume haacheme anochemera mukati that's why vamwe vaine matumbu mahombe makazara misodzi😅😅😅😂* Ndatadza kuchichengeta😅😅😅chapisa🔥

*Ichasvika nguva yekuti kana usina kubaiwa haugari mugroup* 😂😂😂

Sry group ndakuita sendokudzosai kumashure, nematambudziko ka mhuri yekwaGoriath ini kutozviverenga izvozvi mubhaibheri mufunge. Shame ska akazosungwa here David wacho?😎

*Zimbabwe ndiyo yega nyika yekuti Unotengesa Mombe kuti udzidze🎓 wapedza kudzidza hauchakwanisi kutenga nyama yeMombe, wave kutenga maveg*😄😄

*KUNGWARISA* Plus *HUMBAVHA* = *KUNGWAVHA* _Tikunzwei futi muchiti muri kungwavha ngwavha. Mbavha dzevanhu_

*It dies on your side vakadaro Mhofu vachida kuti inofa kwako* 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

🐃 ___ mhuuuuu 🐐____ meeeee 🐕____ huu huu hu 🐈 _____ n'eu n'eu 💁🏻 _____ poo mari 👨🏼‍💼_____ poo stonyi

*Apple🍎*: ini ndakafanana nemoyo wemunhu *Orange🍊:* ini ndakafanana nemusoro wemunhu *Avocado🥑*:ini ndakafanana nemazamhu emunhu *Banana🍌*: musade kundinzwa *Beans*: *_left_*

Friend: *Tell me a sad story in four words* Me: *Wife works at Munhumutapa*🙁🙁🙁🙁

Vakadzi vese variku poster soul jah love pama status kana Bev afa musazotsamwe .....*🚶‍♂️

*Mai Gire: *Musangoti vakadzi vanoda mari, akatengesa Jesu uya ainzi Dorothy here?*😒😒 😄😄😄😄 *Beven: *NdiJudhasi asi mari yacho yaidiwa naMrs Iscariot kuden*😌 🙌🙌 i surrender😅😅🤣🤣

👮🏻 Gogo makazvarwa rini ? 👩🏼‍🌾 : muna march 👮🏻 : date ? 👩🏼‍🌾 : 11 September 😀😀😀😀😀😂😂

Mu 👀 no Wemberi... Ukaona vaccine iri risikubiwa ne Zanupf ibva vaziva kuti *harishandi*

Whites: im the bread winner. Baba Agiripa: kuti muende kutoilet pano ndini🙆

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