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Tichakwira Zupco mahara

Fuel 3.30 - bhazi 1.00
Fuel 4.99 - bhazi 0.50 

Saka fuel ikakwira futi to $7, Zupco inogona kuita 20c
Fuel ikasvika $10, Zupco tinenge takukwira mahara
Fuel ikakwira futi kusvika kuma $15, then ukakwira Zupco unobva wapiwa change iwe usina kubhadhara

It will work
You will not work
Simple
zupco new dispensation nhamo ya 2019

Ndezvipi zvinonyadzisa, kuti iwe uri muenzi wosvikirwa uchiwedzera mvura mupoto nevanhu vepo, kana kuti pamba pauya muenzi wausingazivi wosvikirwa naye uchiedza shangu (magwada) dzake
shangu kukara muenzi poto

It's now cheaper to hire Zupco uri one than taxi

Taxi to Budiriro now 55Bond

Zupco 0.50×75 = 37.5 Bond
zupco new dispensation nhamo ya 2019

This year chero chando chikandirova sei scarf handipfeki. Handidi kufananidzwa nebenzi
chando Emmerson Munangagwa new dispensation Scarfmore Tongombeya

fuel yadhura pa tonaz

Mudhara: Why are Fuel queues moving fast:

Fuel Attendant:  haa mudhara munhu wese arikungodira ma 4litres, 5litres tichienda. Kana Range Rover iyo ndadira 7 litres
peturo new dispensation nhamo ya 2019

Kana Zupco ra$0.50 zviri nani vakadzi vatevere nesadza kubasa pane kutenga $5 muma takeaway
mbuva zupco nhamo ya 2019

zvinhu zvadhura pa zimbabwe 2019

ZVINHU KUZIMBABWE ZVIRIKUNYATSODHURA IN THEIR ALFABETICAL ORDER

AIRTIME
BEER
CHINGWA
DATA

At least stonyeni ichiri kure kuzoona tosvika pana S
new dispensation nhamo ya 2019 stonyeni

Kugeza ndinenge ndichitoda asi nguva zhinji inopera ndichinamata....zviri nani kuchena moyo pane kuchena muviri 
chando munamato kugeza

Ukaona slender achiseka aka Bata muchiuno Ziva Kuti aka bata pant Kuti risadonhe 

slender

MUNHU AKABA BHUTSU DZANGU NDIRI PA JUMPING CASTLE . SHOULD GROW UP
shangu bhutsu

ko ndazopotsa ndati kuna madam ........ mazariro anga akaita ma lodge nezuro 
masasi

sasi remusi wa 1 Ndira

ka date kamangwana hakadi kutaurwa uchimhanya.mangwana ndo 2 ndira
Ndira january

masasi ekupenga - satan akana mari yavapo

Paunoti zvinhu zvangu zvakufambawo zvakanaka Satan anobva akupa girlfriend
satan masasi ekupenga girlfriend

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