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masasi ekupenga - mbeva

Government yemuZimbabwe kukundwa kuita road dzakanaka neMBEVA

masasi embanje - first harvest

Bhaibheri rinotidzidzisa kuti first fruit of harvest yaiendeswa ku church as an offering, so ndikudawo kubvunzawo kuti mbanje dzangu kana dzaita ndouya nadzo here kuna mufundisi

bhinyadette

Pliz help me even kundikandirawo panhepfenyuro.

Ndakaroorawo mukadzi ane chigandanga chemurume. Bhinyadette chaiye. Ah pataidanana aitoita sebhebhi bho but tava mumba haa bhinya rekwaani iroro. Mumba umu zvinhu zvake zvese ndezve energy. Haana basa rinonzi nderemurume. Magetsi akafa anotora ma screwdriver unomuwana ari busy kukanika. Globe anochinja ega. Kana dish rikarasa network anokwira padenga ipapo oita ega. Takaenda kumusha kwedu kwaMurehwa akasiya vanhu vakamira hoo. Akatsemura huni zvekuti vanhu vese vanga varipo vakashama. Pedzvezvo takaenda kumunda kunosakura tese takasara kumashure iye ari mberi. Kana pa fight hatisati tarovana zvedu asi ndakutotya kuti musi wacho ukasvika handimire ipapo. Munhu wacho here haaite. Ndoona kunge anoputa mbanje ini. Kana zvakaoma mumba anotora mota ono pirater ega. Kutaura feya ndakumutya ndakuona kunge ndakaroora Caster Semenya saka ndafunga kutizira ku joni. Ndinganzi ndatadza here?

Pliz help.

masasi ekupenga - mapiritsi echando

๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š
Ndeekudzivirira chando munonwa mairi katatu pazuva 

Anonzi machandoxicillin

MUNONWA MAGEZA!!!

masasi ekupenga - vasikana vemazuvano

Vasikana vamazuvano zvangofanana nekurima  mhiripiri pedo  nebhawa  inopera  nezvidhakwa iwe  wakamirira  kuti  itsvuke 

ndimi makainda kuchikoro, pindurai

Ndimi ka makapedza chikoro ndipei mhinduro apa,munhu asingaone anonzi bofu handiti,ko anoona anonzi chii?.kana watadza ne shona ndiudze ne chirungu.

chikonzero chechirwere che shuga

Ongororo yaitwa nemadoctors iri kuratidza kuti vanhu vazhinji vari kubatwa nechirwere chesugar nechikonzero chemazita avari kudaidzwa nevadiwa vavo ekuti sweetie, honie, dia, lovie, chocolate .....

Paitwa kurudziro yekuti daidzanayi kuti nyevhe,dovi,lettuce, spinach, gogoya, tsangamidzi, tsunga kana cabbage kuderedza chirwere ichi ...........

Saka mudiwa wako uchamuti ani?

world cup yadzoka, hondo iya yatanga zvakare

Hondo iya yekuona Soccer World Cup nema wives is by the corner varume.Get ready!kkkk

Wyf; swetie Ko uyo akapfekerei zvakasiyana nezvevamwe?
Hubby: ndikeeper anogara pagedhi
After 5 min
Wyf: Ko keeper uye zvaava kumhanya mukati asiya gedhi naani?
Hubby: uyu ndireferee haasi keeper
Wyf,: saka referee anoita basa rei?
Hubby: ndiye ano controller game.
After ,10 min
Wyf: Ko referee uye zvaamira paraini futi?
Hubby: uyu ndiassistant referee kana kuti linesman
Wife: asi arikuda kusabhura referee ari mukati?
Hubby: No anoshandira paline ipapo.
After 30 seconds
Wife: saka mureza waasimudza uwo iflag yekunyika ipi?
Hubby: Nhai Mwari ndaparei nhasi, uku team yangu irikurohwa .. uku ndirikubvunzwa zvisina maturo

masasi ekupenga - kurota hope

Ndarota ndiri mombe mukadzi we shamwari yangu ari huswa. Zvinorevei nhai

masasi ekupenga - function

HAPANA CHINOBHOWA SEKUNYEBERWA PAFUNCTION KUNZI WADYA

masasi ekupenga - chando kupisa

Ndirikuti ndikabata sipo netauro ndonzwa dzungu zvekutoda kudonha,  kuzoti mvura, muviri wese urikubva watema. Saka chiremba vanditi ndimbomira kuzvishandisa. Ndichaenda hangu ku review kupera kwaJuly

masasi ekupenga - pizza

Hakuna chinhu chinogwadza sekubuda panze uchirasa box repizza ๐Ÿ• woshaya kana munhu umwechete anokuona

kwereta huku...

Pane number dzatumira message mufoni mangu yakanzi 'kwereta huku, ndouya neko ndobhadhara', apa tatoundura akufona akuti sorry i wrong number apa handina mari yekubhadhara, Police inobatsira here apa becoz vekueconet vati tauriranai?

Mitemo yevanenge vauya kuzoona bhora (World Cup 2018)

Guys ngatigare taonesana,kune avo vachange vachionera World Cup kungava kuma next door or kwa bhururu wako,

  1. Be early, at least 15 minutes from kick off, zvekuzosimuka tichikuvhurirai door iro bhora ratanga hazvinyatsoita,
  2. Ibvai Madya kudzimba dzenyu,
  3. Kana mukasvika vana varara pa sofa please siyai vakadaro,
  4. Kana yave halftime musati forcer kuchinja channel, hanzi ngatimboonei kuti ku 'Zee World' kunei,
  5. Musapinda nemasocks anonhuhwa better kutogeza tsoka musati mapinda,
  6. Morega kupota muchiisa ziso kunana madam vedu. Ziso ngaritarise tv chete!

Novel rino tsanangura zviri kuitika muZimbabwe

Nderipi novel rinonyatsa kutsanangura zvinhu zviri kuitika munyika yeZimbabwe?

1. Things fall apart
2. House of hunger
3. No longer at ease
4. Coming of the dry season. 
5. The gods must be crazy
6. Waiting for the rain
7. Flowers of a dry season
8. Mbona mbona kutsvaga chikiti chitema murima.
9. Kurauone
10. Inongova njake njake
11. Animal farm
12. Kukurukura hunge wapotswa.
13. Jekanyika
14. Wakandigona wena.
15. Minister munhuwo
16. Makunun'unu maodzamoyo 
17. Zvairwadza vasara