*_Ndaipa yambiro kuvana komana vangu, madam vakateerera, ndikati, vanangu pakuroora mukaita munyama wekutongwa nevakadzi, Mai venyu ava vanofa vachitambura sezviri kuitawo Mai vangu kumusha uko. Imba yose yakati ziiiiiii INI ndokubuda hangu🚶🏿🚶?_*
*Vamwene : Muroora 4 roomed house unogona kutoiPlaster ukaipedza wega ka iwe.*
*Muroora: Sei madaro mhamha?*
*Vamwene : Haa,kungoonawo hangu mazorero aunoita dovi pachingwa*🤷🏽♂
CALLER: *Ndazvinzwa kuti iwrong number asi ndikunzwa muchitsenga. Muri kudyei*
Manheru azuro ndakaona Tuck shop yekumaraini kwedu ichipazwa nema tsotsi handina zvandakagona kuita asi kungosheedzera kuti Torai neka book kezvikwereti !!! 🥵🥵
Madam vangu vasangana nechat randainyenga imwe simbi . Apa simbi yaiti siyana neni hausi weclass yangu so madam bp yakwira and replied in my favour...... " kana usingamudi murambe zvakanaka ko kuzomudzikisira ndokuti zvidii stupid yemunhu"
In 2020: Don't hold garages, if you have ishoes with anyone, meat them and talk about eat. As we are human beans after oil✌🏾😂😂
