Reporter: “VaMnangagwa hanzi makuzviziva here kuti doro rakupera munyika?”

Mnangagwa: “Tozviziva thats why we legalized mbanje we are always ahead in terms of planning.”

Mozoti ZANU (PF) haigoni

[05/12, 19:50]  Quick answer before i get home guys! How do you remove face powder  stains from a white shirt without using water?😓

[05/12, 19:50] Ingotenga mapotato wongopinda mumba wakaatakura

Tsumo

1. Takabva nako kuZanu hakuna mabasa.

2. Totenda vagadzirisa nyika vaMunangagwa vanofamba nescarf.

3. Rinonyenga rinonyepera vanhu pa 100 days.

4. Kugoogler kunoda kweMdc kweZanu kupedza nguva.

5. Zvikoni zvikoni 2018 Zanu hakuna chayo.

6. Kudada kwema investors vanoudza Munangagwa kuti vakuuya ivo vachimirira chamisa kuti ave President.

7. Igaroziva kuti vanhu vanoda Mdc inopa mabasa kwete Zanu inopa 2kg Rice.

8. Kutonga kunoda kweMdc kweZanu kuuraya nyika.

Wife: ndipeiwo mari   ndoda kutenga braa

Husband: unoidii une tumazamu tudiki

Wife: imi makatenga mini brief ndakambotaura here.

"Umwe akanetsana nevashandi veku ZIMRA mushure atenga mota yake from Japan pakugadzirisa maplates ndokupiwa number dzine mavara anoti AED 2018 iiiiiiiiiii blaz vakajamuka  zvikanzi number plate iyi handiide vanhu vanozofunga ndiri muzanu coz zvinoreva kuti Auya E..... D.....

 2018 vakanetsana kusvikira vazomupa number plate yaaida ina ANC 2018 #Auya Nelson Chamisa 2018

Muroiii chiii?

Muroyi munhu aogara kusouth africa anodya zvaanoda paanodira nekumwa zvinotonhorera akagara panofefetera apedza ouuya kuzimbabwe ovhotera zanu  odzokera

Guys kanti ngcelani ukubuza..

kanti nxa i tv ilayithile wena ufuna ukuvula impompi but manje istofu sitshisa mbijana sokungasela ma tax okubuyela endlini kuyabe kuyenza yini ukuthi itiye yakhona ngiyipheke injalo ingela mahlamvu

Ndasvoda nhasi akomana, tiri kuenda kumusha navana tezvara, saka ndovatanga kutungamira. Vavakubvunza kuti vakwasha mazoita sei.

Ndabva ndatexta kuti 'tiri kumahure tiri kuuya instead of tiri kumashure 

Chamisa. ..hallo vaMnangagwa  

Mnangagwa. ... mushe zvirisei Nelson 

Chamisa  ...Ndinofara chaizvo mukuona barca ne sundowns  hre 

Mnangagwa. ...yah iiiii vakomana ve Sundowns varikurakashwa wena

Chamisa. ..ndomarakashiro andoda kukuitai 2018

Pliz help me even kundikandirawo panhepfenyuro.

Ndakaroorawo mukadzi ane chigandanga chemurume. Bhinyadette chaiye. Ah pataidanana aitoita sebhebhi bho but tava mumba haa bhinya rekwaani iroro. Mumba umu zvinhu zvake zvese ndezve energy. Haana basa rinonzi nderemurume. Magetsi akafa anotora ma screwdriver unomuwana ari busy kukanika. Globe anochinja ega. Kana dish rikarasa network anokwira padenga ipapo oita ega. Takaenda kumusha kwedu kwaMurehwa akasiya vanhu vakamira hoo. Akatsemura huni zvekuti vanhu vese vanga varipo vakashama. Pedzvezvo takaenda kumunda kunosakura tese takasara kumashure iye ari mberi. Kana pa fight hatisati tarovana zvedu asi ndakutotya kuti musi wacho ukasvika handimire ipapo. Munhu wacho here haaite. Ndoona kunge anoputa mbanje ini. Kana zvakaoma mumba anotora mota ono pirater ega. Kutaura feya ndakumutya ndakuona kunge ndakaroora Caster Semenya saka ndafunga kutizira ku joni. Ndinganzi ndatadza here?

Pliz help.