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*My CV 2021* I am looking for a job. I don't have the qualifications bt I was vaccinated please ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

*Hanzi murume haacheme anochemera mukati that's why vamwe vaine matumbu mahombe makazara misodzi๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚* Ndatadza kuchichengeta๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…chapisa๐Ÿ”ฅ

*Ichasvika nguva yekuti kana usina kubaiwa haugari mugroup* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sry group ndakuita sendokudzosai kumashure, nematambudziko ka mhuri yekwaGoriath ini kutozviverenga izvozvi mubhaibheri mufunge. Shame ska akazosungwa here David wacho?๐Ÿ˜Ž

*Zimbabwe ndiyo yega nyika yekuti Unotengesa Mombe kuti udzidze๐ŸŽ“ wapedza kudzidza hauchakwanisi kutenga nyama yeMombe, wave kutenga maveg*๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

*KUNGWARISA* Plus *HUMBAVHA* = *KUNGWAVHA* _Tikunzwei futi muchiti muri kungwavha ngwavha. Mbavha dzevanhu_

*It dies on your side vakadaro Mhofu vachida kuti inofa kwako* ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ

๐Ÿƒ ___ mhuuuuu ๐Ÿ____ meeeee ๐Ÿ•____ huu huu hu ๐Ÿˆ _____ n'eu n'eu ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป _____ poo mari ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ_____ poo stonyi

*Apple๐ŸŽ*: ini ndakafanana nemoyo wemunhu *Orange๐ŸŠ:* ini ndakafanana nemusoro wemunhu *Avocado๐Ÿฅ‘*:ini ndakafanana nemazamhu emunhu *Banana๐ŸŒ*: musade kundinzwa *Beans*: *_left_*

Friend: *Tell me a sad story in four words* Me: *Wife works at Munhumutapa*๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

Vakadzi vese variku poster soul jah love pama status kana Bev afa musazotsamwe .....*๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

*Mai Gire: *Musangoti vakadzi vanoda mari, akatengesa Jesu uya ainzi Dorothy here?*๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ *Beven: *NdiJudhasi asi mari yacho yaidiwa naMrs Iscariot kuden*๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ i surrender๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป Gogo makazvarwa rini ? ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŒพ : muna march ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป : date ? ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŒพ : 11 September ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mu ๐Ÿ‘€ no Wemberi... Ukaona vaccine iri risikubiwa ne Zanupf ibva vaziva kuti *harishandi*

Whites: im the bread winner. Baba Agiripa: kuti muende kutoilet pano ndini๐Ÿ™†

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