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*To be honest mari yemuZimbabwe inotyisa kuchengeta muPhone. Madonhero acho ainoita value akangofanana nekuti wanga une mombe mangwana womuka uchinzi mombe yako yambudzi, kuswera mangwana mbudzi yako yonzi yave huku kusvika huku yako yakutonzi yave mbevaKuswera mangwana acho mbeva yakunzi rava bete, kuswera mangwana mamwe acho wobva wanzi bete rako rawira mmukaka๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข*๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท

_When_ _I_ _stand_ _up_ _I_ _go_ _everywhere_ _akadaro_ *Mhofu* achiedza kutsanangurira doctor kuti anonzwa dzungu ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

```๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ:Gogo why muchirara makapfeka Mask? ๐Ÿง“:isu tino travela muzukuru hatifane nemi```

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*Imagine worota uchidzingirirwa nezvidhoma paunomuka makuseni wonzwa next door yako ichiti haa munomhanya tsano.* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฝ ```SMS from mbuya kumuzukuru.``` *Huya kuchechi izvozvi uite seunoda makey kuri kudyiwa!!!* ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

*Wife: Mamuka sei murehwa ,mvura yenyu yekugeza yaita ,hembe dzenyu ndaaina ,liver renyu ndapedza kurifraya kana makugeza mozondiudza ndouya kuzokukweshayai musana.* *Husband: Mari yawaona muwadrobe haisi yangu.*

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Unenge uchiti wapedza kuona zvese panyika.... Pfacha chihera neJerrycan paChibhorani...๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

*Ukawona mukadzi wako asina kana game mufoni, ziwa kuti ndiwe ukutambwa ...* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

*Ukaona Uri parufu ..vakadzi vakutora varume vavo one by one...tevera ikoko ndokune sadza rine nyama.... LET'S FIGHT CORRUPTION*

*Nhaimi vanhu vakaita geography , nyeredzi yaunoona kana wapihwa mbama inonzi chii*??๐Ÿค”

*Varume vasina ndebvu kana vachigeza kumeso vanoita sevanosuka mengo* ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

[6/28, 15:51] Mug: Nhai veduwe huku dzechibhoyi dzinokandira asi dzichimwa mazai ndodiiwo nadzo, ndakambopisa miromo asi dzinongorega kwe one week dzototangazve. [6/28, 15:55] +27 74: Kkkkk dzipeyi chikafu chakawanda fanika mhunga dzigare dzakaguta .Asi kana dzabatwa nemweya weZANU hamungadzigone

*Isu takaenda kuchikoro nguva yeAIDS but hatina kumbodzi tiuye takapfeka macondom* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

*The first week of being forgiven after cheating is so difficult.you can't comment on food or anything.* *Ukada Kuti salt ishoma,unonzwa konzi"Kuma hure vanoisa ne foshoro ka Kuti imire"* ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚

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