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Gokwe hanzi varikungobvunza kuti Vale yacho ikurapwa futi neZumbani here, hameno vaita confusion papiπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

*Tino*: if your ex buys you a Valentines present will you accept it?? *Tafadzwa*: kurega nei ini ndichitombotambira fertiliser yeZanu kumusha ndrimuchinja πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ»

*Football Fans* *Liverpool fans* -Very calm and disciplined chero vakahwinha vane maturity *Man City Fans*-Highly disciplined.Team yavo ikahwinha havataurise uye varipamusoro pelog vanonyarara *Man united Fans*-Team inisapotwa nemasingle mothers,mahwindi,matsotsi nepfambi.Vanhu ivava vanotaurisa.Vaneruzha!Team yavo ikahwinha one game kumabasa hakuseenzeke.Team yavo ikaenda pamusoro pelog vanopembera sevatora league.KuBhawa havatengi doro futi mapocha.Vakomana vacho havaroore vanotizisa.Varume vacho magirlfriends too much plus kushusha.Apa havapedzi zuva vasina kutaura zva Fergusson.Ndivo vanaMadhuve ka ava too much pride apa havana mari.Ukaona muroora anopfeka Man U jersey wotoziva kuti akavenga vamwene.Vanozvikudza kunyanya uye havaende kumusha kunoona vabereki.Havachengete hama uye vanehuori. *Chelsea Fans*-Ava havasi vebhora vazhinji vacho.Vanodira team kuti inemaplayers akawanda mablacks(zvinebasarei).Ava vaneruzha team ikahwinha.Vanoita betting vachirohwa mari stereki.Iyi team iyi ndeyemahwindi futi.Vanofunga kuti kunyora kombi kuti Chele chele kana kuti Stamford bridge zvinohwinhisa team.Vazhinji vacho ndivo vanobud mademon kumachechi.Kubhawa vanotenga doro mbichana vozopedza husiku vese vachipocha.KuN'anga havabve.Vanotongwa nevakadzi *ArsenalFans*-VanePatience.ukaona waroora musikana anosapota arsenal wagarika.Nekuti humwe hushingi hwavanoita vanhu unoshaya kuti hunobvepi.Arsenal inorohwa big time asi vanoramba vakatsungirira.Doro vanotenga kubhawa .Havanyanye kuhura uye vanehutsanana.

*In 1990 vanhu vaiti vakaona munhu achidzingirirwa ne police vaibata munhu kana kutorova ndare because munhu iyeye yaitova mbavha pachokwadi. But in 2020 vanhu vakutopa munhu iyeye space kuti atize zvakanaka because ndiye anenge achida kutorerwa mari yake.*

Teacher: Tom how long was king Tshaka? Tom: 1km Chinoz: kkkkk kwaaa! Teacher:chinoz ukusekei? Chinoz: kuseka hudofo hwamfana Tom Teacher: kanaiwe uchiziva chitipa answer yacho Chinoz: 30cm zvakagara zvakataura kare kuti Tshaka was a ruler. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Moita muchiona zvikuitika* Intelligent Minster - Owen *Ncube.* Finance Minister - Mthuli *Ncube.* Bulawayo State Minister - Evelyne *Ncube.* Matebeleland South State Minister - Abednico *Ncube.* Deputy Home Affairs - Mabhoyi *Ncube* *Tiri kuto Ncubiwa takatarisa... ☹️☹️*

*Only a Zimbabwean πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό can buy beer 🍺🍺🍺🍺in front of you, while they owe you money, then says "Usatya wangu handina kukukanganwa"* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Munhu awedzera kunyora pagate pangu kuti BEWARE OF DOGSTYLES ngaasiyane nelife yangu.* 🀒😑πŸ₯΅

Valentine ndeyevapfanha vekuma 2000 zvichienda mberi imi vekuma 90s 80 s 70s zvichidzika tinemeeting yemastands musiwa14 πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” ndatopedza nemi so zvauriwe ugoenda kusiri kwako πŸ€”πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œ*

kudzidzisa chidhakwa

Tichangobva muhondo pakaita chirongwa chekudzidzisa vanhu vakuru saka mudzidzisi akatanga nemasvomhu (maths) 5βž•5 ndiani? apana wakadavira ndokubva ati mascud 5 tikawedzera mamwe 5 anonga ave mangani? azvina kutora nguva dzimwe dziblaz zvikanzi 10!!!!
 Mudzidzisi; good,  saka 10βž–4 ndiani ? Apana futi wadavira 
Mudzidzisi; ko imimi blaz!
Blaz; andiziviba!
mudzidzisi ; kana muine mascud 10 mumwe otora 4 munonga masara nemangani?
blaz; kutora mascud angu achimaisepi?
Mudzidzisi; kuenda nawo. (dzachimira manje )
blaz; kana wakambonzwa kuti kunorwiwa kubhawa  ndidzo nyaya dzetype iyoyo kutora mascud angu unonga akatsika pai!!!

Woenda Holiday Inn woona menu yakanzi: Salted white corn, rare jucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole! - Price : US$52, 'Wobva wa Order! Wobva waunzirwa, manhuchu ane nyemba, kotapeya nekambambaira paside ... # Apo ndopaunatanga kuziva kuti teacher we English akanga asiri munhu wekutamba naye

*Chii chaunenge wakunyebera kudzvanya dzvanya paPhone kana waJambwa neplate yechikafu pafunction*

Woenda Holiday Inn woona menu yakanzi: Salted white corn, rare jucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole! - Price : US$52, 'Wobva wa Order! Wobva waunzirwa, manhuchu ane nyemba, kotapeya nekambambaira paside ... # Apo ndopaunatanga kuziva kuti teacher we English akanga asiri munhu wekutamba naye

*DAI MAKUDO AINE MARI WAITOONA VAMWE VAKADZI VACHIBURUKA MUMUTI KUSENI*

Those guys who used to play football in High school, vaiti prematchday vopihwa majezi vouya nawo mu class vakamarembedza muhuro vachifamba sevanokavira nyimo Kurisei ku Real Madrid??

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