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*Ndine stress izvozvi, pane munhu andifonera achiti kwereta huku tigoche ndouya manje manje ndichibhadhara. Ikozvino huku yakutoibva ndakuona SMS yakanzi* *Sorry, wrong number*

*Janet* : Chipo wakatarisa murume wako akaenda kuhondo anodzoka here . *Chipo* kowako anodzoka ? *Janet* yes . *Chipo* iyeanotadza kudzoka kubhawa kunorira radio kuzoti pfuti 不不不不不不

I thought i m the only one who has noticed that Cde Zondomundege is not flying out of the country kubva zvadzoka Cde Rebhara. Mukuru arikutya kuwana chinhu chabvutwa

*2017 November chingwa chiri pa $0,50c takaimba kutonga kwaro Gamba氣鳶 , nhasi December 2019 pfee pa$18 munhu wese akuimba mweya ndisesekedze* 不不不不. *Ma Zimbabweans so ka*

*Anyone with Chinese gospel album rinonzi Guang Xing, rakaimbwa na Xiu Xui?* _please share_

Yasvika holiday yeChristmas munhu uchi visitor huya wakabata somthing kwete kuuya nemuromo chete kunge ukuuya ku choir practice* ```kunze kwema civil servants chete```

_But Chiwenga asadaro so不不不震 *Kuenda hake nevana kumaDNA iye achiziya hake kuti akachinjwa ropa akushandisa remaChina*mr tonny

*Kana usina chinhu usati vanhu vakumirire pama shops uchibva joni plizzz, izvezvi pane mdara apfurira pa Ngundu aona mhuri yake yakamira nengoro ine madhongi*

*Ndinamatireiwo munhu wandaivimba naye kuti achandidhakisa Christmas akundiisira please call*

*BREAKING NEWS* *Mnangagwa declares Monday & Tuesday a public Holiday* Mnangagwa has declared Monday and Tuesday the 23rd and 24th of Dec 2019 a Public Holiday to extend Christmas day festivities. Maxwell Mnangagwa, a patient at Ngomahuru Mental Hospital shouted this as he was being dragged to the wards to take his medicine.

*Chinhu chakadyisa Caps ndechekuti vaiti vakaita 2 touches vombomanya kunotarisa kuti bhazi richipo here*

*Majoni* *joni* *chaiwo* *achasvika* *musi* *wa* *24, Ava vakatosvika ndevaya* *vanopemha* *pamarobhoti* 佞佞佞打

*JOKE THE FESTIVE SEASON* * Mumwe murume aiva akaterera news paradio Gvt announces that munhu wese ane vana 5 & above achahoreswa $500 .Saka murume uyu aiva nevana 4 nemkadzi wake wepamba ndokuti kumkadzi ndine mumwe mwana kusmall house saka let me go and collect him to make 5 childrens.Murume achidzoka pamba akawana vana vasara 2 then he asked his wife, ko vamwe vana 2 vaendepi ? Mkadzi answers, Asi munoti ndimi mega manzwa news dzacho here? Ana baba vavo vauya vakavatora* kkkkkcrazy

*Nhai hazviite hre kuti tingoti Susan or Judith Christmas bcz Mary asungwa*

*PaGokwe high school pabiwa gedhe zvino vana vechikoro nevadzidzisi vararapo hanz hatina pekubuda napo*

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