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*FACT OF THE DAY* *Ukaona officer๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ varikunwa beer๐Ÿบ ziva kuti pane abatwa asina mask๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท* *#MaskupZim #havarinwi*

*Mai wee! ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ akadaro bhiridha akanganwa kusiya space ye door*

*Ukarara ziva nguva dzekumuka kwete kurara seunokwikwidzana nevakafa iwe uchidya sadza semunhu ane grudge nedura, hapana anoita mari akarara kunze kwamakanika* Morning family๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜

*Nezuro ndakapindirwa nembavha dzikashaya chekuba ndokubva dzandirova. Zvikanzi shanda nesimba iwe. Ndimi munozoita mbavha imi.* Kana ndimiwo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

Vamwene was served tea nemuroora unfortunately vakaona chinhu mucup silently ndokuchisungira pazambia vadzokera kumusha vakakokorodza hama dzavo dzose vakati ndaida kuuraiwa nemuroora asi vadzimu vangu vakaramba ndokutuma mzukuru wavo kunotora zambia wanei i TEA bag ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ichii chakaipaa imboendeseraii machembere ma tea bags kumushaa kkkkk

Uchavanzwa varoora ve Joni December uyu "Hadzirume here mombe bamnini ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‚" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

*Gore ndiro rapera vadikani! Ngatiratidzei kuti takarongeka tisangoramba tichichema nhamo! Ngatibatanei titenge mombe tigogocha tichifara paChristmas mufunge! Ini regai ndibve ndatotanga kuita pledge yangu. Ini ndichabvisawo tambo yekusungisa mombe yacho ne matches yekubatidzisa moto! Come on guys, I know we can do this!!!! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…*

*Ndiri kuda kuwacha ma tennis angu e white ndokumbiravo hupfu netumatemba ๐Ÿ™Š*

Worwara zvekufamba wakabatirira nemadziro muclinic wonzwa nurse achiti huya Spiderman ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

*If in America ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ทcounting 100 million votes takes less than 5 hours to count,then in Zimbabwe 5 million votes takes 6 months ,ndopaunoona Kuti tichiri kumakomba epfumvudza chaiko*๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ

*Imwe Ongororo yatakaita ndeyekut 76% yevana vekuChitungwiza vari below 25 years hasati vambogeza neshower๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚*

*Full chicken yei pasina musoro nematumbu, netsvaratsvata* *Ndripo paNandos ndri kuda mari yangu back*

*Weekend ino inoda uine mafriends asingatye kudya mari yerent*๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Zvekuti tichanotsva kuGehena totozvinzwa nemi munotemera Satani huni!

Ini ndozvidira munhu wangu shame, zvekuzoti tirivangani totonzwa nemika veCensus

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