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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό Zanu sooo Mungazogona kuti America bvisai masanctions takuvara,imi muchimbotadza kuti ED bvisa scava kwapisa. πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸŒžπŸŒžπŸŒžπŸ”ŠπŸ”Š

*Sanctions March yakafanana nemkadzi wekumusha anoziva kuti kuHarare kunamainin....oronga zuva rekunoswera achipopota pachibhorani*

*Kana maSanctions achitipa holiday kudai zvirinani awedzerwe*

*Zimbabwe will experience very high temperatures in the coming two weeks. Members of the public are advised to -* 1. drink lots of water, 2. seat under shades ```mostly``` those ```provided``` by trees, 3. wear your sun screen, 4. _the most important ```of_``` _all - *LEAVE YOUR SCARF AT HOME* .

_*Zanu PF inenge zvigure, zvinoita basa rekumhanyisa vanhu muroad, asi kana zvakutamba zvinoda kuunganirwa nevanhu vazvinomhanyisa!*_ _#DHEMETI_ 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Zvikaramba zvakadai tichazonzwa pakuroora pakunzi MADATA BUNDLES ABABA.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣* *Ne chingwa chehumai 🀣🀣🀣🀣*

Vabereki musapota muchitaura zvakaipa vana vakateerera Teacher: John mwana watete vako unomudeedza uchiti chi? John: nzvenzvana Teacher: Hezvo ko asi unopenga John: AiwA mhamha vanoti tete inyoka Vabereki volume ngaiite shoma pakutaura zvakaipaπŸŽ™πŸŽ™πŸŽ™

*Her: ko nhai babie sei benzi iri richikutarisa kudai zvaita sei?* *Me: woooh aaah uyu ndi Ex wangu ndakadanana naye akanditambisa ndikaudza Gogo hangu ndosaka avekudaiπŸ™†πŸ™†* *Kuvhundutsira munhu, munhu anovhunduka ka*

Ndirikufara chaizvo. Ndikutofunga hangu kuti Saturday ma sanctions anenge abviswa so Monday zvinhu zvenge zvichifaya ,tinenge todyawo chingwa nemazai ,sadza nenyama,fuel $2 RTGS no queues,hahaha Zimbabwe yodakutapira manjeπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό

*utengere musikana wako wekuGokwe chocolate 🍫🍫🍫wonzwa akuti bby Dhaka ronaka iri* πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ŒπŸ½

Ukaswera pagrowthpoint kumusha unoita kunge waswera paZoo. Unenge uchingonzwa kuti, Maswera sei Nzou Ndeip Shumba Mhofu ndikatireiwo fodya Mbizi vadhakwa Garwe vana vakadii kumba? Shiri mabuda nepiko? Gudo Mukanya ndasangana nevadzimai venyu apo Mhumhi hamusi kutenga doro Hwai indaa kunyarara Mbeva nhasi vakachena. . Unotogaya kuti uri paLion and cheetah Park

Chiii Chinonzi Munyama Munyama kuwanikidzwa uchichera mbeva pabva kubiwa mbambaira πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Hairambike mhosva yacho

On a bus Trip Varungu: This trip is gonna be a blast.. can’t wait to get there MaZimba: Changu chimwe chanaaa heee haa heee chakasara kuhondoo!!

Are you guys dating? Varungu: Yes MuZimba: Iye ati chii pawamubvunza?

For those vakunetsekana nemakonzo ndine mushonga uri effective.. Unoridzinganisa then kana waribata woripa 1 teaspoon maksen and 1 teaspoon manheru πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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