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Buyer :chibage chakabikwa chiripo here? Vender : Ehe ndauya nacho Buyer : chikuita mari? Vender :45 bond chete Buyer : itype ipi yembeu? Vender : ishumba 626 Buyer : umm kana iri shumba handidye mutupo (πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚πŸ€£)

*GOKWE NDAITADZA* Ndane 2 days ndichiona mudhara wepanext door pangu achidya akabatidza Torch masikati ndikamubvunza kuti why uchidaro, akati "" ndakanzi na Doctor wangu ndidye chikafu chakavhenekwa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯ŠπŸ₯Š Pliz madoctors tsanangurirai ma Patients zvinonzwika. πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

*Munhu wese ndewe Man Utd . Mumwe anoitevera nekuifarira mumwe anoitevera nekuimaka bt tese tirukuitevera chete* #stay safe 😎 πŸ˜‰

Uchiti utange kuchema 😭😭pa funeral wobva waona Tie πŸ‘”yamfundisi yakanzi mbare Primary school.

*Wakambodiwa nemunhu zvekuti unomuka pakati pehusiku wombo famba kastep kake wodzokera hako kunorara*🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Machair ekuchurch arikutofunga kuti takaenda kudenga* 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 *Apawo ekubhawa arikutofunga kuti takatendeuka* *Covid 19 iyi pakaipa*

*Ndiri kupedza zvangu kudya sadza nezumbani rine dovi uchatonzwa mumwe akuti January disease ini ndichiitira hangu Corona*

*Banga remumba rikagomara rinorodzwa nedombo repanze*.... *Ndofunga mandinzwisisa ipapo*πŸ€”πŸ€”

TEAM IYA YEKURAMBA KUBVA DEMOCRATICALLY YAVAKUZOBVA PANDEMICALLY

*Nzara yaJanuary yakaoma hama dzangu,kushama n'ai kusvika tambo dzeMask kudambuka*😷😷😷😷😷

New Shona word Alert!!! *Nyeza* / pron./nyΙ™zā Eng- to cheat on your wife Shona - kudanana nemumwe mudzimai asiri mukadzi wako chaiye Derivatives Munyeza - one who cheats on his wife; plural Vanyezi Kunyeza - the act of cheating on your wife. *️⃣*️⃣College Press, Printers of the official shona dictionary

*Covid ikanyatsoshanda hayo basa rayo nemazvo zviye zvekuti 2030 ndinenge ndichipo ndezvemugotsi matsuro!!!*

*2-0 chte chte haa inodzora anodaro Mkomana achinwa doro remunh weChelsea* *Fadza mutengi wehwahwa*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

*Wife: Mamuka sei Nyamasvisva, muzungu wedande, mvura yenyu yekugeza yaita, hembe dzenyu ndaaina, liver renyu ndapedza kurifraya kana makugeza mozondiudza ndouya kuzokukweshayai musana Daddy.* *Husband: Mari yawaona muwadrobe haisi yangu.*

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