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Different view on VaPositori vs Police

After the war between vapositori and zrp, the following people were asked to give their views and comments, and below is what they said:

Tiri parwendo actor: Mapurisa akashagadwa akashagadika semashakada akabikwa akashisha

Mai Chisamba: Vadiwa vatariri, ngatizeyei nyaya iyi zvakazara. Ko chiiko chinorwadza kudarika chimwe, tsvimbo yemupurisa (butterstick) kana kuti tsvimbo yemupositori? Touya kwamuri baba chiringazuva chedu chisati chakwata.


Papa Ubert: In the prophetic realm, I prophecy that what the vapositori did is a clear indication of lack of anointing and spiritual powers. Physical battles are not for the church. If it was my church, the congregates would just shout "Major Major!" and all the officers would shake and fall with the high anointing.

Zviri kumbofamba sei: Unotoona kuti mapurisa akatosvika pamasowe vakapfeka bhutsu uku vasina kukwinyira matrouser, apa vakatopfeka hat dzavo. Wotonzwa mapurisa ototi aa, hatidi ma child marriages kumapositori ekumasowe echishanu asi vachisiya vekwamarange. Vaya votoona kuti aa, ko tisu tega here? Bhaibheri rinoti pfekai nhumbi dzokurwa nadzo kureva kuchenesa hana yako, asi unotoona kuti vapositori vanofunga kuti magemenzi netsvimbo ndonhumbi dzacho. Wotoona mapurisa otorohwa nevapositori netsvimbo asi ivo vaine pfuti, vototiza madzimai ototi yeeeeeeee, wotoshaiwa kuti aa, ko zvinhu zvacho zviri kumbofamba sei.

Milton Chitsime: Vapositori vakanga vakaungana kuti bhomere mere seura hwesiriri pakereke paBudiriro apa, mapurisa ndokuti svikiti. Yakaparurwa nyaya, ndokunzi mudariro tsve. "Regai tsika yekuroora vana vadiki," akadaro umwe mupurisa. Kunzwa izvi vana madzibaba ndokuti tuu kutsamwa, zenze tuku nehasha. Pasina chinguva, tsvimbo kumupurisa, imwe kuna muzvina kamera. Imiwe, pakarohwa munhu pamasowe. Mupurisa akanzi netsvimbo kumusana ga, tatara tatara ndiye pasi nyonde. Umwe mupurisa akati kuna madzibaba tsvimbo zete, madzibaba pasi pi, gemenzi peku ndiye zii vakadaro. Tototenda kuti vaiva netirauzi mukati. Dai zvisizvo, paya pakati gemenzi peku, hameno. Uone madzimai uko kukuza, "Rovai madusvura iwawo." Imika! Chokwadi vakafa havana chavakaona, uye kutaurirwa hunyimwa sembare dzekumusana, saka zvaitoda kuzvionera pamhino sefodya. Yakaita mbona mbona kutsvaga chikiti chitema murima!

Sociologist: The propounders of deindividualization phenomina have already foreseen this deviant event. Because the apostolic sect members were so many, each of them lost a sense of identity, followed by untold beatings to the police. Well, taking from Haralambos et al, the theory of functionalism has been witnessed for the market of carpenters is going to boost as they will be making new tsvimbos for all madzibaba and madzimai. From a sociological perspective, the social animals, which in this regard are the police and vapositori, and ongologically speaking from an epistemological paradigm, have begun an era of war

Hwindi: Haa zvedu zvabhadhara vakomana. Mapurisa aigara akatisona, manje ikozvino ava kumapositori. Eee, maiguru muri kuenda here? Tsviyoo. Makoni nepakati.

Vharazipi: Singing *zvamutsana mutsana, madzibaba na officer, zvamutsana mutsana...* bvisa madzibwa iwe! Kusati "Rufaro kwamuri" kunorovesa netsvimbo. Kusabvisa shangu pamasowe kunorovesa. Kusabvisa hat, kunorovesa. Ndakakuudzai VaMayaya kuti Mudhogo wakazviedza izvi, haikona kuzvidza masowe.

Tsvangirayi: The police had helmets, handcuffs, butter sticks and pistols. So it cant be possible that the vapositori defeated them with only tsvimbo yemasowe. They rigged. I therefore declare this story null and void. I wont allow such rigging in 2018.

Dancehall artists: Popopopopo. Makarova officer. Makarova officer. Saka ndiyo reason, yamuri kupindira muprison. Levels! Tiri kurova tiri kurova. Tiri  kurova tiri kurova. Tiri kurova netsvimbo vamwe vari kurova nema buttersticks. Vegodo voti mapositori haana kana dhiri awa, nanana, asi isu tiri kutomhanyisa madinga netsvimbo, hmmmmm hmm.

Wasu: Ini panyaya iyi ndinoita see kuti mapurisa havana kunyatsoite introduce nyaya yavo kuna madzibaba Ishamaeri. Izvi zvakazoita kuti porisi iitwe bash netsvimbo. Hongu mapositori ari wrong pakuite marry vana vadiki uye kusavaendese kuschool. Asi iyo porisi yaifanira kutange yaite remove shangu dzavo nema helmets vobva vozoite address nemapositori. Asi ndinoti sando kumapositori nekuti vakaita defeat porisi netsvimbo chete. Asi manje porisi ichaite revenge and hameno vana madzibaba vakaponaba. 

City Council: We have now found a solution to the city kombi operators. They have outweighed both our officer and those from zrp regardless of the fact that our police is armed with butter sticks. Now we are replacing our officers with vapositori and phase out butter sticks and employ tvimbo dzekumasowe. With this strategy in place, the traffic jam and confusion that is caused by kombi operators will be put to an end.

maid (sisi vebasa) achitaura na madam

MAID ACHITAURA NA MADAM:

Maid : Mhama ndanga ndichida kuti mundiwedzere mari nekuda kwezvikonzero zvitatu: Hamugoni ku aina, hamugoni kubika, pabonde futi hamuna door pandiri!
Madam : Akakuudza kuti handigone ku aina ndiani?
Maid : Ndi Daddy.
Madam : Akakuudza kuti handigone kubika ndiani?
Maid : Ndi Daddy.
Madam : (nehasha) Akakuudza kuti handigone pa bonde ndiyani?
Maid : Ndi Garden boy.
Madam : (vadzikama) Saka manga mati ndikuwedzerei ne marii nhai mainini?

Ka hwindi kechidiki

Amai vakatengera mwana toy yekombi. Kakomana kakatanga kuitambisa kachideedzera kachiti "vabereki 4 4, Tafara Mabvuku kwagogo! Ko imi makamirirei? Murimhata" The mother overheard her son and was angry. She took away the toy and hid it. After a while vakanzwa tsitsi mwana wavo angonyarara. She give him the toy bck. Gare gare vakanzwa mwana akudeedzera achiti "vabereki tadzoka handei 4 4 Mabvuku, soriyi mota yanga yatorwa nekahure ketraffic!

Ndiyani aisa wivhi mu bhegi mangu

Bofu rakagara mubhazi ndokubva ragara paseat rikaisa mwana waro pamakumbo,bag paseat saka mubhazi makapinda chidhakwa ndokubva chabvisa bag chikagara ndokubatwa nehope. Bofu pane zvarakanga roda kutora mubag rikatsvangadzira ndobva ravhura zipi yebhurugwa rechidhakwa rikapinza ruoko. Rikatanga kupopota ndiani aisa mabanana, matomatoes ne wivhi mubag mangu.

Shingi aiva mubarber achigerwa zvake ndokubva awona mumwe mukadzi akanaka chaizvo achitsvaira mubarber mubarber umu.
Tonde: ende sisi makanaka
Mukadzi: maita basa
Tonde: do you mind if i take you out after work
Mukadzi: but i am married
Tonde: you can tell your husband kuti unenge wanonoka kupedza basa
Mukadzi: ok muudzei mega ndiyei arikukugerai

kurovero door re kombi

umwe blazo akapinda mukombi kwakurovera doo, achivhara zvikanzi na hwindi:

 ''nhai mudhara fridge  yekumba kwenyu munorovera saizvozvo here?", zvikanzi na blazo: 

"handisati ndamboivhara ndirimukati!"

Sei uchigara wakandi siya

Paiva nematwins mukomana nemusikana kana vakatumwa kumashops vaienda vachimanya saka kasikana kaigara kachingosiiwa umwemusi vachigezesiwa kasikana kakatarisa kukakomana, kakati aah ndosaka uchindisiya unekagiya

Ndiyani wa drawa magaro pa board?

Ticha watsva pachikoro vakadrawer human heart paboard kwakubvunza vana kuti chii?. Vana wese waingoti magaro. Ticha nehasha akamhanya kwaheadmaster kwakusvikomuudza kt vana varikumudheerera. Head haana kubvunza zvakawanda. Vakabva vaenda vese kuclass zvikanzi nahead ko imi vana sei muchidheerera madam imi. Vana vakati hatina kumbowadheerera. Nehasha zvikanzi nahead kana musiri kudheerera saka adrawer magaro paboard apo ndiani??

Vano tiitira zvakanaka kwazvoo

Mumwe mudzimai had a screensaver paphone yapastor wekuchurch kwavo. The husband was not happy and told her to remove the screensaver. Madam vakaramba arguing kuti
ndivo pastor vedu and vanotiitira zvakanaka.

The next day the husband came ane screensaver yemumwe musikana paphone pake and the wife asked ko ndiani uyu.  The man responded:

"Paya pamunenge muchiitirwa zvakanaka napastor ava ndivo vanenge vachitiitirawo zvakanaka. Ndivo barlady vekwatinomwira. Vanotiitira zvakanaka kwazvo."

Handi bhadharwe overtime

Vamwe officer vaidzinganisa mbavha. Vaapedyo nekuibata vakabva vamira, vanhu vaitera vakasvikomirawo vakabvunza officer kuti mamirirei manga makuibata wani. Zvikanzi na officer 4 dzachaya ndapedza basa handibhadharwe overtym.

Ndabika zvamuno farira

Wife : dady kasikai kuuya kumba nhasi ndabika zvamunofarira chaizvo. 
Husband : wakatanga riinhi kugona kubika LION LAGER.

Pakati penyu muri vaviri...

Mudhara akasvika kumba wife namaid wakagara hawo. Wife ndiye akatanga 

Wife: Maswera sei daddy? Daddy ziii.
Maid: Maswera seiko baba? Mdhara zii.
Wife: Ahh ko zvaitaseiko nhai baba mwana. Kwakanaka here?
Daddy: kuchinaka chii, pakati penyu muri two pane akandipa siki...

Vanhu veku church vane nharo!

Umwe mudhara akabva kubhawa akadhakwa ndokubva ati kumukadzi ndipeiyiwo bhabheri mukadzi ndokuita saizvozvo. Mudhara ndokuvhura munaMatthew achibva ati yaah vanhu vane nharo mangwana kana moenda kuchurch musandisiye. Ava mangwana akabatana nemukadzi vavekusvika pano pesana nzira yekubhawa nekuchurch akatora bible akananga kubhawa zvikanzi ndoda kunopedza nharo ndakavaudza kuti pakati matthew pana double T

Tangai manzwisisa ma instructions

Mambo vakakokorodza vanhu vakati "Anenge abvisa shumba zino rayo ndiye achabvisawo mwana wangu humhandara."


Shumba yanga yakavharirwa mumba mazuva mashanu isina kudya. Majaya emudunhu
akaedza vese vakafiramo. Mambo akadaidzira kuparara kwemusangano. Kamwewo kamudhara kaitobva kumunda kakabvunza zvaiitika kakanzi kana muchida pindai muneshumba umo kakatsanangurirwa katove mukati.


After 10 minutes dze noise nekuchema mudhara akabuda sweating and tired zvikanzi, "Shumba ndabvisa humhandara musikana anoda kubviswa zino arikupi?"

Nhamo yemuroora

Nhamo yemuroora:

Aite mudiki - Haa kakanyanya kuita kadiki, kachamuhurira

Akure - Mukadzi uyu mukuru achamutonga.

Anyarare - Mukadzi waGoddie akati kwindi.

Ataure - Akachenjeresa pamuromo pake hapamharwe nenhunzi.

Awonde - Mukati Goddie haana kutitorera murwere imi? 

Asimbe - Ringatadze nei kufuta richiswera rakangoti pweshe? 

Agare natete - Akatorera mwana wangu Angela kuti amuite musikana webasa.

Arambe kugara natete  - Haridi vanhu kumba kwaro kunge ndiro rinoshanda.

Abikire muenzi tea - Asi anopenga nhai imi? Tea, isu taswera nayo kudai?

Abike riri sadza - Zvakaoma asikana, munhu wandanyatsoudza kuti ndamukira bhazi? Ari kuti tea ndainwira kupi?

Abvunze kuti ndokubikirai chii?  - Kunyima ka uku, mweni anobvunzwa?

Atumire vana kumusha - Ho, isu tisu tisina zvekuita, atumira vana kuti iye asare achibatei?

Arege kutumira vana - Ah, anomboda kuti vana vake vauye kuno? Pamwe zvinonzi tingazovaroya.

Agare mazuva mashoma kumusha - Maiwe kanomboda zveruzevha? Nungo dzega dzega

Agarise kumusha - Anotozoenda ameka shuwa kuti tushuga twaakauya natwo twapera.

Atambe chiramu nababamunini - Matambiro ake naSydney ndeechihure. Achatibatira mwana takatarisa. 

Arambe kutamba chiramu - Mukati haana zisekuru rakamugara? Munhu asingadi kana kugumwa nemuramu wake?

Atumire grocery - Anoziva sei zvandisina? Adii kutumira iri mari ndatenga ndega?

Atumire iri mari  - Shuwa munhu anonyatsoziva kuti kuno zvinhu zvinodhura asi ndopaanotumira mari, adii kutenga ikoko otumira riri grocery?

Ashaure panhamo - Aiwa kuvhengezera tinokuziva isu, apa kuimba kwacho haakugone.

Anyarare panhamo - Iii, makaonawo makwindimariro aainge akaita parufu rwasekuru Agripa akati dzvondo kutarisa chitunha?

Auye kuzobikawo doro nevamwe kumusha  - Zvakaoma munhu wechurch anosanganisa

Arege kuuya - Haadi kubatirana nevamwe.

Aite tsika - Ummm mukati haana kumbenge akaroorwa kumwe iyeye? Zvese izvi anozvizivira kupi?

Arege kuita tsika - Haana kana kurairwa.

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