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Wobuda pamba wakumhanyaπŸƒ kuenda kubasa wotakura lunch box isiriiyo paunovhura wave palunch wowana mune chisukiso nejecha πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ haaa unopera simba

*Ndiri mikomana ane makore 20 , ndinotsvakawo basa rekusunga matende emaGonyeti, ndakambosunga rimwe raienda kuTanzania rikadzoka nayo load vatadza kusunungura,* πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Teacher: Nguva yekupisa inonzi chii ? Mushangwe: Summertime Teacher : Ko nguva yokutonhora Mushangwe: Wintertime Teacher : Konguva yemhepo inonzii Mushangwe: Airtime *Gokwe ndaisarenda* 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Those who do not understand the new currency; Its like staying with a maid for long and everyone calls her Sisi (bond note) then eventually, father marries her, now you call her mom (Zimdollar). Simple

*Nhai guys ndiri paMbare ndiri kuda kuenda🚢 kwaGutu asi pane bus🚌 rakanzi Chegutu kuti ka Che ako kangaite basa maningi hereπŸ€₯*

*Chingava chirwere chei guys.Ndikangoziva kuti mupoto masara nyama handibatwe nehope husiku hwese* *_Help.Plz._*

*Unenge wapinda mugroup rakanzi strictly English* 🀣🀣🀣 *I hate it when I am cooking and someone open the door of a pot and listen to the salt* 🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Kana ukaroora mukadzi ukawana ane jersey rebhora chiziva kuti ndiyo team yabamukuru vako iyoyo*πŸ˜„πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

*Wakambonetsana nemuINDIAπŸŽ… zvekusvika pakuudzwa kuti: "I'm not your FRIEND, my FRIEND.* πŸ”œNdachiwana mutuckshop yemazip nemabutton.πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ—£

_*Marble : Sweetie message yangu haina kusvika here?*_ _*Calvin : Yawati unoda mari yekugadzirwa musoro here ?*_ _*Marble : Ehe*_ _*Calvin : Haina kusvika hakuna network*_

*Ngaanake msikana wekuGokwe unozopera Simba kana wamuti ndokuona riini bby wonzwa oti* "anything" πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚

*_Chinonzi bad luck_ ndechekuty unenge wapara mhosva waku court wowana judge ari ex wyf yako wawaigara uchiti handitongwe nemukadzi* 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Chinhu chandakadzidza ndechekuti vakadzi vedu guys havadi maNegative comments chero pavanenge vatadza tsvaka positive way yekutsiura nayo. Example: Akawanza munyu muusavi you say *This time wakatenga salt iri very powerful darling* Anofara zvisingaiti. πŸ˜‚

Hakuna chinhu chinopedza mari yedoro segroceryπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ€ΈπŸΏβ€β™€πŸ€ΈπŸΏβ€β™€πŸ€ΈπŸΏβ€β™€πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎ

*Ukanzi kumbira ruregerero kune any part yebody yako nekut wakaishandisa zvakanyanya ndeip part yaunokumbira*πŸ€”πŸ€”

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