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Kugara muOne room is a problem zvayo.. Uchati urikuvhura condom murima izvo ukuvhura kaPacket keRajah 🤦

*_Woona 10 callbacks wotora mari yekupedzesera yehusavi woisa airtime wofona wonzwa munhu achiti “ya ndini tsano ndakachinja number”_*🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏿🙆🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Wakambodana nebhinya remusikana rekuti rikasangana newe rinoti" Ndeipi? Handeka paden pako umbondisota 2 minutes"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃✋✋

*Wopfura vana vachitsvinyirana. Wobva wanzwa kamwe kachiti.... iwe uri uyu arikupfuura* vachireva iwe *vobva vatanga kurwa* Kkkk unonzwa sei🤦🏽‍♀

Doctor: chi chawakadya nezuro? Alicia : Prawns, Calamari, Oysters😤 Doctor: this is not Facebook, ndokusiya ukafa wakadyei nezuro? Alicia: Sadza neshiri☹☹ 😂😂😂😂

Magetsi aenda ndiri mubutcher ndabva ndangotsvanzwadzirawo paCounter ndiye dzviii chandabata ndobva ndaisa mubag now ndamukitchen ndakuona chikorobho cheScale nxaaaa ZESA mwari ave nemi

Wowana maheels👠mumba ma muboyfriend🤦okuudza kuti ndiwo aanoshandisa kana achichinja globe 🙄 Unopera strong🙌

*Handicha support ma warriors futi zvirinani Ku supporter ZANU yandinoziva kuti Chero ikadyiwa ino qualifier 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼*

*Zimbabweans we are just desperate for happiness , makuda kupedzera shungu pana Musona but munhu akukutambudzai chaiye momuziva😂*

*Ini hangu ndine vanhu vaviri Vandakamaka even though ndisingazive mazita avo☹☹☹* 1.wekuisa poison shoma mu 🍦ice cream 😏 2.wekuisa bhomba💣💥 rekuputikira paside😕

Neighbour yangu kundinokera kungonditaurira zvisina basa nhai? Zvanzi hee, nezuro ndakainda kuma shops ndichida kunotenga cooking oil, haaaa, ndakaitadza ndikazongotenga chobhotoro chedovi.

Ndapinda mune kamwe ka take away hanzi nevamwe Rasta sister ndipeiwo sadza ne stonyeni 🙆🏽‍♂vanhu vese vabata msoro kana neniwo ndatoti yohwe!Zvikanzi nasister imi rasta kwanai ndochii ichocho zvikanzi naRasta sadza nebeans kaa 😂😂😂 kana ndimiwo beans ndoo stonyeni?

*Kugeza ndinenge ndichitoda asi nguva zhinji inopera ndichinamata....zviri nani kuchena moyo pane kuchena muviri* 😂

MAPURISA ANOBATSIRA SHUWA Isu takabirwa matowel last week saka mapurisa vakati timire kushandisa bathroom racho PENDING INVESTIGATIONS

*Muri pa party wonzwa murume wako achiudzwa kuti Garai pasi chikafu munochiwana* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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