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june 2020

Nhasi ndarota Zim yechitemera USA masanction, tingatii?
A}zvingango itika🎣
B}ndiwo maitire aJun =chando🌊
C}crazy dream😩
D}chete kana madhongi amera nyanga🐎
~yewasarudza iyoyo ndiyo wagona clap your handsβœ”

*Rimwe gore tenge tave kuudza vapfanha kuti dzidzai nesimba isu takanyora exam nguva yecorona virus muna 2020 maoko achisvedza ne sanitizer uku uchitadza kufema nemask pasinga kopeke nesocial distancing ukakosora wobuditswa wombonoongororwa nguva ichienda zvaigwadza asi takangopasa* πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

*Can we share your burgerπŸ”?* _*Whites : Yeah sure no problem....* *Zimboz : Handina chandadya kubva monaz...??!!* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*INI kupusha trolley πŸ›’πŸšΆπŸΏβ€β™‚mushop kunondibhowa saka ndanga ndichiisa hangu zvinhu muhomwe. Ndakutonzi mbavha*πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜₯ kungoda kuti ndirohwe ko ndikafaπŸ˜•πŸ˜•

*Sometimes u need to spoil yourself ,vakadaro sisi vekuMasvingo vachinwa dragon ne harurwa* 😝😝πŸ€₯

*INI kupusha trolley πŸ›’πŸšΆπŸΏβ€β™‚mushop kunondibhowa saka ndanga ndichiisa hangu zvinhu muhomwe. Ndakutonzi mbavha*πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜₯ kungoda kuti ndirohwe ko ndikafaπŸ˜•πŸ˜•

*Chingogezawo chero uriSingle...Fridge wani inotinhira chero isina nyama*..πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

*Wonzwa mhururu ku next door paunoda kudongorera uwone kuti chii chiri kuitika woona ari mwana wako arikutamba radio kuti apihwe tea 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣*

*Rudo runonaka kana uchidanana nemunhu anokupengesa kwete anopenga*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Munhu okupfekedza ring pedzezvo okuchemedza futi* 😭😭😭😭😭😭 *Kureva kuti varume mukuita vakadzi venyu ma ringtones ka imi* πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

Pane nyaya yakaitika. Paiva nemukadzi nemurume vaigara nehanzvadzi yemukadzi (tsano). Hanzvadzi uyu akanga ari mudiki kuna sisi vake. Rimwe zuva akafunga kutaridza simba rake kumukuwasha akati mukwasha ndivigire mvura. Mukwasha akanyarara akaudza mukadzi wake zvinyoronyoro kuti ndivigirewo vhura. Mukadzi haana kuziva kuti mvura ndeyeyi. Sezvo mukadzi akange ari *busy* achiita basa akabva atuma hanzvadzi yake kuti imuunzire mvura. Mukuguma kwenyaya, tsano vakazvicherera mvura yavo vega.

Rimwe gore tenge takudza vapfanha kuti dzidzai nesimba isu takanyora exam nguva yecorona virus..... muna 2020.... πŸ‘maoko achisvedza ne sanitizer 😷uku uchitadza kufema nemask 😞pasinga kopeke nesocial distancing 😲ukakosora wobuditswa wombonoongororwa nguva ichienda zvairwadza asi takangopasa πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

*"Ndeyani lockdown yasviba kudai"vakadaro Gogo *vachinongedza* mask yainge yadonha muZupco*

*Vakadzi vatema vakanaka hawo veduwee. Kana akubuda ziya anoita kunge coke ikutonhorera* Stolen

*Kana une 30 yrs and above uri murume usati wambonziwo nemabhiridha cement yapera mudhara, better ubude mu group muno umbotanga wagadzirisa twunhu twako*πŸ˜ŽπŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»

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