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Mambo vakakokorodza vanhu vakati "Anenge abvisa shumba zino rayo ndiye achabvisawo mwana wangu humhandara."


Shumba yanga yakavharirwa mumba mazuva mashanu isina kudya. Majaya emudunhu
akaedza vese vakafiramo. Mambo akadaidzira kuparara kwemusangano. Kamwewo kamudhara kaitobva kumunda kakabvunza zvaiitika kakanzi kana muchida pindai muneshumba umo kakatsanangurirwa katove mukati.


After 10 minutes dze noise nekuchema mudhara akabuda sweating and tired zvikanzi, "Shumba ndabvisa humhandara musikana anoda kubviswa zino arikupi?"

Nhamo yemuroora

Nhamo yemuroora:

Aite mudiki - Haa kakanyanya kuita kadiki, kachamuhurira

Akure - Mukadzi uyu mukuru achamutonga.

Anyarare - Mukadzi waGoddie akati kwindi.

Ataure - Akachenjeresa pamuromo pake hapamharwe nenhunzi.

Awonde - Mukati Goddie haana kutitorera murwere imi? 

Asimbe - Ringatadze nei kufuta richiswera rakangoti pweshe? 

Agare natete - Akatorera mwana wangu Angela kuti amuite musikana webasa.

Arambe kugara natete  - Haridi vanhu kumba kwaro kunge ndiro rinoshanda.

Abikire muenzi tea - Asi anopenga nhai imi? Tea, isu taswera nayo kudai?

Abike riri sadza - Zvakaoma asikana, munhu wandanyatsoudza kuti ndamukira bhazi? Ari kuti tea ndainwira kupi?

Abvunze kuti ndokubikirai chii?  - Kunyima ka uku, mweni anobvunzwa?

Atumire vana kumusha - Ho, isu tisu tisina zvekuita, atumira vana kuti iye asare achibatei?

Arege kutumira vana - Ah, anomboda kuti vana vake vauye kuno? Pamwe zvinonzi tingazovaroya.

Agare mazuva mashoma kumusha - Maiwe kanomboda zveruzevha? Nungo dzega dzega

Agarise kumusha - Anotozoenda ameka shuwa kuti tushuga twaakauya natwo twapera.

Atambe chiramu nababamunini - Matambiro ake naSydney ndeechihure. Achatibatira mwana takatarisa. 

Arambe kutamba chiramu - Mukati haana zisekuru rakamugara? Munhu asingadi kana kugumwa nemuramu wake?

Atumire grocery - Anoziva sei zvandisina? Adii kutumira iri mari ndatenga ndega?

Atumire iri mari  - Shuwa munhu anonyatsoziva kuti kuno zvinhu zvinodhura asi ndopaanotumira mari, adii kutenga ikoko otumira riri grocery?

Ashaure panhamo - Aiwa kuvhengezera tinokuziva isu, apa kuimba kwacho haakugone.

Anyarare panhamo - Iii, makaonawo makwindimariro aainge akaita parufu rwasekuru Agripa akati dzvondo kutarisa chitunha?

Auye kuzobikawo doro nevamwe kumusha  - Zvakaoma munhu wechurch anosanganisa

Arege kuuya - Haadi kubatirana nevamwe.

Aite tsika - Ummm mukati haana kumbenge akaroorwa kumwe iyeye? Zvese izvi anozvizivira kupi?

Arege kuita tsika - Haana kana kurairwa.

Answer in Brief

vamwe Cde  was writing an examination in an exam room he took off all his clothes and was left with a pant when the invigillater saw him naked like that he asked Cde ko zvaiita sei zvomotinyadzisa? Cde vakati Ndiri kupindura question no 5 yakanzi answer in brief!!!

Chiyi chadonha?

mkwasha akaenda kwa ambuya vake ndokunzi naambuya mkwasha maita mauya sungirirai satelite dish, mkwasha nekunyara kuti haagone akakwira pamsoro pemba pasina nguva ambuya vakanzwa pasi kurira zvine mutsindo, ambuya vakabvunza mkwasha kuti chii chadonha, mkwasha akati ihovhorosi zvikanzi na ambuya ine mutsindo kudaro, mkwasha akati ndiri mukati mayo.

Panofa pfambi panonzwinyi?

Pakafa mufundisi takarara tichiimba nekuparidza. Pakafa hwindi takarara tichimbeya nemakombi pachiridzwa mabhero nekushevedzerwa. Nhasi pafa mai susan pfambi tiri kurara tichiitei nhasi guyz

Chinozi vachi shandura muriwo

Chinoz akafonerwa neshamwari yake achipindura muriwo saka shamwari yake  yakamubvunza nechirungu ikati 'what are you doing?' Chinoz dzikati 'l am busy replying vegetables'

Ita imwe yechipiri

Chinotimba akabata mutourist achitunda akamuti bhadhara find ye50 dollaz mutourist akabva aburitsa 100dollaz chinoz akati hurumende haina change saka tunda futi!

Tese takaita Law

Pa bhawa, conversation between chinoz;temba and gidza:

Temba: ini ndakaita company law

Gidza:ini ndakaita civil law

Chinoz:ah saka tese takaita law, ini ndakaita battery low

Ndinga taurewo na stella?

Inzwa conversation iripano mukomana aida kutaura nechimoko bt changa chisina fone so
akafona pane yamudhara wacho:

Baba: haloo
muface :halo ndingataure wo na stella
baba: ndiwe ani
muface: ndini Kero
Baba: unoti ndiwe Caro anenzwi rechirume manje hausi kuzotaura naye kana usina kundiudza kt ndiwe ani
Muface: inga ndirikutaura wani kt ndini Kerovhini

Pindura nyama iyo

Chinoz and Obama at a braai,

Chinoz: Hey Obama answer that meat.

Obama: (confused) 

Chinos: Again obama! i said answer that meat! Ndati pindura nyama iyo inotsva mhani

Chinoz vachinotenga Huku

Chinoz and his wife planned kunotenga huku. Vakaenda ku butcher then mkadzi wachinoz said 2litres dze huku imari. Chinoz vakaumburuka nekuseka sezvo manga makazara vanhu. Wife asked ko murikusekei then chinoz replied, "aahhh urikubvunza 2lts dzehuku isu tasiya chigubhu kumba?"

Chinoz on gumbura

Hanzi chinoz vakanzi na  p munouona sei mutongo wapiwa gumbura 40yrz nenyaya yekubata rape?

Chinoz vakatii aaah zvinotyisa ungatongerwa 40yrz dzekungo bata rape chete? Kokuzoti isu tinotoirima ikozvino andichadi ndavekungorima sweet cabbage coz ndingatotongerwa lyf in jail

Chinoz aku tizwa ne Huku

Chinoz was sent to deliver a live chicken to a customer.on his way he slipped and fell and huku yakabva yatanga kutiza.Chinoz started laughing and a security guard who was watching zvese zvichiitika asked Chinoz why he was laughing,then Chinoz answered "huku yakapusa iyi,iri kutiza ichienda kupi address ndini ndaipihwa..."

Pakavhurwa Pizza Inn mu Harare

a guy on his cell phone mukombi: "ehh ndeipi?, ndakutosvika ndaapadhuze.... yah, fanobika sadza, and dont worry about muriwo, NDATENGA PIZZA!!!

Kombi imarii?

Vamwe ambuya vakamira pabus stop varikuda kuenda kutown kombi ndobva yamira 
hwindi: Town town town
ambuya: Kombi yenyu imarii nhai mukwasha
hwindi: ambuya kombi haisi kutengeswa iyi irikuenda kutown.
ambuya: ndati irikuita marii
hwindi: haisi kutengeswa mhani, driver rova mota tiende.

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