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Ndaibva

Rimwe benzi rakagara haro mumuti...ndobva rangozvidonhedza pasi vanhu vaiva pasi vakati ko chii zvikanzi ndiri avocado...ndaibva

Mibvunzo mu paramende

Mibvunzo muparamende

Biti: ini ndakaita financial law
Gono:ini ndakaita company law
Chinamasa: ini ndakaita medical law
Tomana: ini ndakaita criminal law
Chinoz: ini ndakaita battery low

Yangu iUruguay

Presenter: Mr Chinotimba pa world cup apa muri ku sapota chikwata chipi, sezvo ma Warriors asiko?
Chinoz: Uruguay 
Presenter: Indava? Asi munofarira chikomana Suarez? 
Chinoz: no becoz ndinoera gwai

Imbwa dzepa next door dzanetsa

Chinoz wyf" daddy imbwa dzepanext door dzirukunyanya kuita noise endai munotaura navo tave kutadza kurara.chinoz wakes up, goes thr and returns after 15 mins bt the noise was now 3 tyms  more.

irritated the wife asks"ko noise yacho zvayatonyanyisakasi mawatadza? Chinoz replied"aiwa mai mwana ndatora imbwa dzacho ndikadziisa muyard medu kuti vambozvinzwawo zvadzinoita."

6 Reasons Dzakanakira Doro Kudarika Mukadzi

6 Reasons Dzakanakira Doro Kudarika Mukadzi

  1. ukatenga doro unokwanisa kudaidza hama neshamwari kuti huyai tinwe doro randatenga asi pane madzimai panonetsa hapadaidzanwe kunyange munin'ina wako chaiye;
  2. ukatengadoro unovhura wega hakuna munhu anozofamba achitaura kuti doro rina Banda ndini ndakarivhura mukadzi wako unonzwa mumwe achiti takabvaneko
  3. ukatenga doro kana risingaite unokwanisa kurichinja wopihwa rimwe bt kana ari mukadzi ma1;
  4. doro rakafanana harina kuti ndere kunzvimbo ipi asi unonzwa vamwe vachiti machawa akapenga;
  5. doro unorinwa kubva musi wa 1january kusvika musiwa 31 december bt mukadzi rimwe zuva anenge akaneta mamwe mazuva anenge ariku.........
  6. pagaro pedoro pakanyorwa kuti alcohol may be harzadas to health unonwa uchitoziva kuti ndinofa bt pagaro remadzimai hapana kunyorwa unotozo yeuka wakufa

Ndati munofara here

chinoz was tokin pa4n 

chinoz: hello mai pride are u happy. (there was a moment of silence) 

chinoz: ndati munofara here

Makarasikirwa hamuzive zvinonaka

Mupriest weroma akabatsira murume wechipostori netransport. Mupriest akatanga kudya pork pie yake ndokuti kumpostori "huyayi tidye...". Baba vaya ndokuti "handidye pork". Mupriest ndokuti "aaa makarasikirwa hamuzive zvinonaka.!". 

After sometime mupostori asvika paaida kusarira ndokuburuka achitenda nekubatsirwa netransport akati "mofamba zvakanaka monosombisa mudzimai wenyu nevapwere." Mupriest ndokuti handina mukadzi hatitenderwi kuroora. Mupostori ndokuti "aaaa saka makarasikirwa hamuzive zvinonaka." 

tambidzanai ruoko

Mumwe murume anga ane an artificial hand akasvika parufu, pakubata maoko he removed his hand and said ingotambidzanai ikoko kusvika rwadzoka kuno....

wanga was iya remote

Kombavha yakanoba D.V.D pamwe pamba zvakabudamo zvakatsomana nebenzi mbavha yakasvika pakuneta ikamira yaona kuti speed yaiuya nebenzi haiite benzi rakasvikoti wangawasiya remote.

Ucha chatawo rini

Pese pandaienda kumichato yeshamwari dzangu vamwe ana mai vemumaraini vaingonditi ''Ko iwe ucha chatawo rinhi vamwe vari kungochata?''

Izvi zvaindirwadza chose, zvaka zopera pandaiti ndakasangana nawo panhamo ndovadzunzawo kuti: "Ko imi muchafawo rinhi wamwe venyu varikungoenda''

Handi nhuwi ini

Mukadzi anga arimu court achibvunzwa kuti atsanangure munhu anga amubata chibharo sezvo ma suspects ese aivemo airamba. Mukadzi ndokuti 'munhu wacho anga arimupfupi, anemhanza, anonhuwa...........' Achiripakati pekutsanangura pakabva panzwika izwi richiti.."pfutseke handinhuwe ini"

Asi vatanga nema pena?

Wife waking up at halftime, Brazil yakabaiwa ne Germany 5:0,

Wife: aarghhh, asi nhasi vatanga nema pena?

Husband: iwe, rara uko!!

brazil yakabaiwa 7-1 ne germany

Nhai ichokwadi here kuti doro re 7days rakunzi Brazil?

Hauna kusiyana nembwa

Chinoz and Madam vake vakagara zvavo mu-lounge
after dinner...
Madam (to Chinoz): Unogona ku-swimmer?
Chinoz: Aiwa
Madam: Saka unokundwa nembwa? Ha ha ha kikik
kikikiki (kuseka) Chinoz keeps quiet. Then a few moments later...
Chinoz: Ko iwe unogona ku-swimmer?
Madam: Yes of-course!
Chinoz: Saka hauna kumbosiyana nembwa

Indanet

Message kubva kumusha:

"wakaita hako nemosquito net ikozvino haticharumwi asi tanzwa nekurumwa neinda hameno kuti haugoni kutitumirawo indanet here........."

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