Find by tag

Chinoz paIpsum

TEACHER:Chinozi kana murume akatsvinda achinzi handsome, ko akaipa anozii?
Chinozi: ummmmmmm anonzi ....ipsum!!

Bikai nechingwa chabva Harare

Mumwe mkwasha akatema huni parufu akazoona veHarare vakungoiswa mberi pazvese kwakubura huni pamoto akati bikai nechingwa chabva harare huni dzangu ndatora

Ambuya neMuroora pa introduction

Husb:mummy uyu ndiye muroora wenyu mudzimai wangu wandavekugaranaye.
Mummy:ndafara nekuzviziva.
Husb:Sweetheart ava ndivo moms vangu vaunongogara uchiti mwana weHure mwana weHure.ndiro Hure racho.kkkkkk uriwe muroora unoitasei

Bond Coin - usaore moyo

Chero vanhu vakakuramba usaore moyo! Mangwana ndiwe unenge wakudiwa.... Tarisa uone zvakuita Bond Coin kudiwa kupfuura Rand !!!

Mitengo yegore ra 2008

Muchazviziva here kuti musi wa 15 October 2008 mitengo yanga yakadai:

  • Loaf re chingwa—Z$14 000 000-00
  • 2kg sugar—Z$60 million
  • Box rematches—Z$2 million
  • 2L cooking oil 一Z$85 000 000-00
  • 2L paraffin   一Z$35 million
  • Exercise book A4一Z$9,5 million
  • Eversharp 15M  一Z$5m
  • Harare to Mutare 一Z$950 000 000-00
  • Frm S.A to Harare in rands R150 to Z$50 000 000 000 / 50 billion
  • TV, bed 一Z$1 quad
  • Motor bik 一Z$3,5 Trillion

Rand ranetsa 2015

Veduwe nyaya yecoin yanetsa ndazonzwa rimwe bofu mutown richiti ndokumbirawo rubatsiro asi marands ndiku rater!

Kana zvadai ngati tize!

Pastor vaibva havo kuchurch nemota yavo ndokuona kamwana kachiedza kubaya interkom kachitadza  kusvikira vakamisa mota kuti vanokabatsira, vakakasimudza kakabaya interkom ikadairwa zvikanzi napastor yadairwa toita sei? Zvikanzi nekamwana ngatitizei 

kwayedza

Ndirikudawo kuregestar kwayedza repasvondo pega pega pafoni yangu

Ndinga dai ndabuda mujere nhasi

Mukadzi akapinda mukitchen ndokuona murume akagara pachair akatarisa pacalendar misodzi ichierera. zvikanzi: 
Mukadzi: "Ko chii nhai sweety?"
Murume: "Uchiri kuziva here tichiri mkomana nemusikana paya patakabatwa nababa vako, pavakanditi ndisarudze pakati pekukuroora kana kuti ndiende kujeri kwe10years.?"
Mukadzi: "Hoo, ehe ndapaziva. Ko mazvifunga sei izvozvo?"
Murume: "Ndiri kudemba kuti dai ndakangoshingirira, ndingadai ndabuda mujeri nhasi."

Itira mwari zvausati wakamboita

Next Sunday when your pastor says itira Mwari wako zvausati wamboita ,grab the offering basket and run away!

zesa

Yangu yekuomera amana.foni yangu yakapera moto apo ndine kafree airtym ne madata bundles .apo zesa ranga raswera risipo.ndakati regai ndibaire kafoni pachrge ndizomuka kuna 22.00 .wanike aah aah ndabiwa nehope kusvika makuseni.ummh amanaka ndakarwadziwa zvekuti mukadzi anemimba hasvike ipapo.asi zvisinei hazvo ndakafonera Econet yakati ndozvazvinoita kana muchidiridzisa mvura yemulake Kariba

Zhing zhong - magetsi adzoka

Mumwe muChina ava namakore gumi achigara muZimbabwe akabvunzwa kuti wava kugona Shona here iye akati ndo kiya kiya.
Akabva anzo tiudzewo Shona yawava kugona achibva ati: " yeeeeee magetsi azhoka"!!!

Heat Wave 2015 - Huori

Nehuori hwemu Zimbabwe munogona kutoishaya heat wave iyoyi ikunzi ikuuya paweekend Mashefu agovana ega!

Heat Wave 2015 - Kudzima ma photo

Haa mapisiro arikuita kunze ndasvika paku deleter ma photo andakatorwa ndakapfeka juzi

Mighty Warriors ku Rio (Brazil) Olympics

Dai ma Mighty Warriors akando mitiswa kuBrazil ikoko vouya ne mimba kuti tiwane vanhu vebhora!

Get nyambo in your inbox!