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*Pane amwe mazita ekuti ukangopesanisa mavara acho unobva wangowana mhinduro sekuti Mutodi- Tomudi* 🤣🤣🤣

2015 ndakaenda paimwe pentecostal church. Shavi rekuba rikandibata ndiri mu church ndikaba ma Mic ndikaisa muhomwe yemukati me jacket . Ndakano zevezera kumfana wangu kuti "ndaba ma Mic ngatitizei." Ko ndazivei kuti aive ma cordless Mic. Mazi speaker ose kudairira kuti "ndaba ma Mic ngatitizei." I ddnt kno kuma church kunorohwa vanhu kaini😲😲😲.

༺*Ndasuwa kusimbisa vana vechikoro nenhema!!* ```Mupfanha👫🏼 takadzidza Kumapurazi kwekuti tiri pakati pekunyora ma notes🐂 mombe yaipinda yonanzva board. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾```` Vafanha munotouya musina homework muchiti kwakusina 🔮magetsi saka hatina kuita study..vapfana isu taiverenga nemheni... ikati vayiii⚡ worova 2pages. ༻👋🏽🙆🏽‍♀️

*Nurse:* amai Mwana wenyu makamuzvara rinhi *Amai:* Gore rezvidhende pamuromo

*Kana uchida kuona step yemunhu chaiyo chaiyo, mutaimire achicrosser pa robot*....

*Vanhu vanoshandisa Herald mutoilet semaTissue hamutye kunyeperwa here kuti kwachena???😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜*

Masubjects aindinetsa kuchikoro Shona English Maths Accounts Geography History Commerce Fashion fabric Bible study Computers Agriculture Chemistry Science Biology Physics Mamwe ese ndaitsemura

👨‍💼:hie 🤓:hie 👨‍💼: zviriseyi? 🤓: ndiri bhoo. Ndiyani? 👨‍💼: Isaiah 🤓: chapter ani? 👨‍💼: nxaaaaa uri mboko usanditaudze futi.😡😡

*Nhasi tanzi anenge ataura Shona paden haasi kudya chikafu. Uncle varikungoti wooooow woooow kubva kuseni.😂😂😂*

*Mukadzi anokumbira murume wake fon achiti akuda kushandisa Calculator.After a while she asked* *🙎🏽: Ndiani anonzi Mary?* *👨🏾‍🦱: Hameno pamwe iSquare root ya15*😂😂😂😂

*Ko mhanza inomboziva sei kuti uyu musoro wemunhurume* Kungobvunzawo🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

Ko hamuchandiudzi kuti lockdown nendebele inonzi lokuzeni🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

The biggest reason why Zimbabwe is so under-developed is that we are having conversations like these: TINDO: Madini apo? DIVA : Hapana apa. Sei sei mamix? TINDO: Low low. Saka how far? DIVA : Haa ma1 wangu. TINDO: Ma1 hanti? DIVA : Makwikwi mdhara TINDO: Hausundi!! DIVA : Pakaipa TINDO: Tinopona here gore rino? DIVA : Gore regonzo nye nye nye! TINDO: kkkk twabam! DIVA : Volume bho? TINDO: iKarate wangu DIVA : Wangu? TINDO: Wangu! DIVA : Haaa madhara azotikwadza aya TINDO: mmmmm ma1 Kana ndimiwo pane kwatirikuenda ipapa? 😂

*Ini sex ndoita ndakamira. .coz handide munhu anozofamba achiti ndakarara naye*😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏋🏽‍♀😂 🙇🏻‍♂🙇🏻‍♂🙇🏻‍♂

*Pastor vakati Varume varimuChurch ngavabvise mari inoenderana nerunako rwevakadzi vavo vamwe vakabvisa US$100, vamwe US$200, vamwe US$500 & vamwe US$1000. Then baba Fay vakabvisa US$1, saka mufundisi vakati Mai Fay vacho ngavasimuke vaonekwe, pavakasimuka mufundisi vakati Yuhwiiiiii!! Baba Fay huyai mutore change 50c* 😂😂😂

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