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*Pane amwe mazita ekuti ukangopesanisa mavara acho unobva wangowana mhinduro sekuti Mutodi- Tomudi* ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

2015 ndakaenda paimwe pentecostal church. Shavi rekuba rikandibata ndiri mu church ndikaba ma Mic ndikaisa muhomwe yemukati me jacket . Ndakano zevezera kumfana wangu kuti "ndaba ma Mic ngatitizei." Ko ndazivei kuti aive ma cordless Mic. Mazi speaker ose kudairira kuti "ndaba ma Mic ngatitizei." I ddnt kno kuma church kunorohwa vanhu kaini๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ.

เผบ*Ndasuwa kusimbisa vana vechikoro nenhema!!* ```Mupfanha๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿผ takadzidza Kumapurazi kwekuti tiri pakati pekunyora ma notes๐Ÿ‚ mombe yaipinda yonanzva board. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ```` Vafanha munotouya musina homework muchiti kwakusina ๐Ÿ”ฎmagetsi saka hatina kuita study..vapfana isu taiverenga nemheni... ikati vayiiiโšก worova 2pages. เผป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

*Nurse:* amai Mwana wenyu makamuzvara rinhi *Amai:* Gore rezvidhende pamuromo

*Kana uchida kuona step yemunhu chaiyo chaiyo, mutaimire achicrosser pa robot*....

*Vanhu vanoshandisa Herald mutoilet semaTissue hamutye kunyeperwa here kuti kwachena???๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ*

Masubjects aindinetsa kuchikoro Shona English Maths Accounts Geography History Commerce Fashion fabric Bible study Computers Agriculture Chemistry Science Biology Physics Mamwe ese ndaitsemura

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ:hie ๐Ÿค“:hie ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ: zviriseyi? ๐Ÿค“: ndiri bhoo. Ndiyani? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ: Isaiah ๐Ÿค“: chapter ani? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ: nxaaaaa uri mboko usanditaudze futi.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

*Nhasi tanzi anenge ataura Shona paden haasi kudya chikafu. Uncle varikungoti wooooow woooow kubva kuseni.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚*

*Mukadzi anokumbira murume wake fon achiti akuda kushandisa Calculator.After a while she asked* *๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿฝ: Ndiani anonzi Mary?* *๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฑ: Hameno pamwe iSquare root ya15*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

*Ko mhanza inomboziva sei kuti uyu musoro wemunhurume* Kungobvunzawo๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Ko hamuchandiudzi kuti lockdown nendebele inonzi lokuzeni๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

The biggest reason why Zimbabwe is so under-developed is that we are having conversations like these: TINDO: Madini apo? DIVA : Hapana apa. Sei sei mamix? TINDO: Low low. Saka how far? DIVA : Haa ma1 wangu. TINDO: Ma1 hanti? DIVA : Makwikwi mdhara TINDO: Hausundi!! DIVA : Pakaipa TINDO: Tinopona here gore rino? DIVA : Gore regonzo nye nye nye! TINDO: kkkk twabam! DIVA : Volume bho? TINDO: iKarate wangu DIVA : Wangu? TINDO: Wangu! DIVA : Haaa madhara azotikwadza aya TINDO: mmmmm ma1 Kana ndimiwo pane kwatirikuenda ipapa? ๐Ÿ˜‚

*Ini sex ndoita ndakamira. .coz handide munhu anozofamba achiti ndakarara naye*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚

*Pastor vakati Varume varimuChurch ngavabvise mari inoenderana nerunako rwevakadzi vavo vamwe vakabvisa US$100, vamwe US$200, vamwe US$500 & vamwe US$1000. Then baba Fay vakabvisa US$1, saka mufundisi vakati Mai Fay vacho ngavasimuke vaonekwe, pavakasimuka mufundisi vakati Yuhwiiiiii!! Baba Fay huyai mutore change 50c* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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