*Ashwin:* _Guys ndagarisa mu group ndiiteiwo Admin_ *Simba:* _Mfana usafarisa, ukagarisa uchirwara mu hospital unoita nurse here?_ *Ashwin:* _ko inga wani Chiwenga akarwara kusvika aita Minister of Health_ ```You are now an Admin``` 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WHEN YOU'RE DATING ACHIHERA CHIHERA: babe ndaneta nekugara tichitukana shaa. I think we need to change. HUSBAND: very true hun. Saka wanga wafungei? CHIHERA: Ndanga ndafunga zvekuti tichingoita zviri zvemaoko coz kutaura kunonetsa. HUSBAND:😳😳😳😳 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wobvunza munhu akashata ma directions wonzwa akuti handisi kutozivawo takafanana. Aaah wagofanana nani futi😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wonyimwa chikafu pa rufu wobva wapingwa ne tambo ye tende wonzwa vanhu voti uyuwo uyu ndozvaano netserawo kana aguta😄

Shiri death affected us badly.. Chelsea coach

*Hanzi mufesi anokiya gedhi rekuHeroes atonzi ingosiya rakashama tinodzoka manje manje.*

*Kana usina mari wakachona mukadzi anoita seachakuti imbobudai panze ndoda kuchinja hembe😫😀😀*

*🤥🙄Magaya👺 rakati zii🤫😶 panyaya yeCorona🦠 kunge muenzi🤦‍♂🙆🏼‍♂ amuka akaweta😷😎*🤣🤣🤣

*Nhai Mwari inga wani takati Garwe🐊 kwete shiri🕊️*

Imajeni woona teacher vako vema extra lessons emaths vakatogarao muexam vachinyora😥, unongobuda hako wakanyarara woenda knorara 😂😂😂😂😂

*Kana uchida kuona kuti small house hapana zviripo rara uchiita munhikwi unonzwa waakunzi komadii kumboenda kumba kwenyu* 🤣🤣🤣®️

*NDINGANZI HANDINA CHANDINACHO SEI INI NDINE NHARO*😨😨😨😨

*Nhai zvinorevei kurota uchirumwa nenyuchi vamwe vari kuti pamwe uchaita musoja ndizvo here.*

Zimbabwens musabvume kutorwa temperature pamhanza , coz will delete your memory, ndapinda mushop ndichida kutenga cooking oil ndokubuda ndakabata doro ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*WAKURA ZVAKADII* pindura tinzwe... 1. 5c taiti imarii kudhara a) 5past B) 5 shereni C) 5 zuka 2. Blue ribbon chii? a) mukaka b) upfu c) iflour 3. Imarii shereni? a) 10c b) 20c c) 50c 4. Ezra Tshisa Sibanda aiwanikwa pachirongwa chipi ? a) chemhuri? b) Ezomgido c) zviziviso zverufu 5.Tsuro yaiwanikwa pamari ipi? a) $2 b) $5 c) 5c 6. Munomuziva Thathanka? a) boxer b) wrestler c) footballer 7. UmaNgerengere ngubani? a) ngezivuzayo b) ngogubuzela c) ngumasawa 8. Ukatumwa Aroma unenge watumwei? a) chingwa b) sipo c) mafuta 9. Vadiki chete yaibuda kuradio ipi? a)radio 3 b)radio 4 c)radio 2 10. Soapie yaidikwa zvakanyanya yaiva na Castilo naCC ndeipi ? a) days of our lives b) santa Barbra c) miami sands 11. Shangu yekuendesa kuchikoro yaiva nemukurumbira asi isingapolishwi? a. sandak b) tenderfoot c) grasshopper 12. The A-Team yaiitwa kumanguvai ? a) 5pm b) 12pm c) 3pm 13. ....uya mweya komborera. a)gospel song b) Nation anthem c) poem 14.Mari yebepa yakanga iry yegreen imarii? a) $5 b) $10 c) $2 15.Mbuva yemangayi yaiiswa mubepa reyi.? a) flour b) rice c) sugar Kana ukawana 8 zvichidzika 😂😂😂😂 nyarara hako uchiri mucheche