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```If women can cheat on a Soldier anobereka pfuti, Ko kuzoti iwewe hako unobereka kaLaptop bag πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ tibvirepo πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†```

HAPANA CHINHU CHINONYADZISA SEKUNZWA BABA VAKO VACHIZVIROVA DUNDUNDU NEKUITA ROJA ...... HANZI 25 YEARS NDIRI PANO πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

*Zvinhu zvichaoma pakusvika pakuti makaona munhu achinwa freezit munot akaromba* 🀚🏻😹🀚🏻😹🀚🏻😹🀚🏻😹 *ZIM is full of miracles even bofu riri kuona nhamo πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ*

*Nezwi riripamsorosoro chakasheedzera chibhebhi cheGokwe muchurch πŸ—£πŸ—£ β€œTHE DURBAN IS A LIAR” πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ™†πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ˜©πŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈ*

*Ko ndiani akati kana Phone ika ringer mu church unobuda waka bender???* *Vanhu mune maDrama* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’¦

Driver: Moburukira papi sistren? Shamiso: Oyi Foni taurai naBaeπŸ’β€β™€ πŸ“³ Bae: Hello mdhara .Dzoserai munhu kurank ,madam varipo.πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ πŸ™„πŸ€”πŸ˜‘β™¨

*Wotuma munhu kunofutidzira moto kt nyama iibve odzoka achitoti munyu mushoma*🀣🀣

🀩🀩🀩🀩 Mother in law: *Mroora, pano tinomuka na 5am!* Mroora: *As long as musingazondiitire noise mama handina problem.* πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

Uyayazi iPain yokuluma inyamaπŸ— kaBundle of joyπŸ‘Ά athi yilungise 😭😭😭

When you see a Medical Doctor boarding a Zupco bus to work and a mere chief driving an Isuzu going to the growth point to Drink super, and u see a zanu pf member who lost election driving a top of the range Nissan Navara aimlessly, getting free fuel, know that something is wrong .

*Hama dzangu ndakumbira off kubasa ndati ndafirwa neshamwari yangu saka one wenyu akaona ndaisa picture rake pa status pangu,ndikanyora kuti rest in peace ngaasavhunduka ndinoitira murungu wangu kuti aone kuti ndaenda kurufu zvechokwadi,zvakawanda ndodzoka totaura nezvazvo ndichaisa umwe wenyu mu group rino*

WIGI Advantage yewig ndeyekuti unogona kuibvisa parufu ukadya kaviri. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Tichakwira Zupco mahara

Fuel 3.30 - bhazi 1.00
Fuel 4.99 - bhazi 0.50 

Saka fuel ikakwira futi to $7, Zupco inogona kuita 20c
Fuel ikasvika $10, Zupco tinenge takukwira mahara
Fuel ikakwira futi kusvika kuma $15, then ukakwira Zupco unobva wapiwa change iwe usina kubhadhara

It will work
You will not work
Simple

Ndezvipi zvinonyadzisa, kuti iwe uri muenzi wosvikirwa uchiwedzera mvura mupoto nevanhu vepo, kana kuti pamba pauya muenzi wausingazivi wosvikirwa naye uchiedza shangu (magwada) dzake

It's now cheaper to hire Zupco uri one than taxi

Taxi to Budiriro now 55Bond

Zupco 0.50Γ—75 = 37.5 Bond

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