It dies on your side vakadaro Mhofu vachida kuti inofa kwako 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

🐃 _ mhuuuuu

🐐 meeeee

🐕 huu huu hu

🐈 _ n'eu n'eu

💁🏻 _ poo mari

👨🏼‍💼_ poo stonyi

Apple🍎: ini ndakafanana nemoyo wemunhu
Orange🍊: ini ndakafanana nemusoro wemunhu
Avocado🥑:ini ndakafanana nemazamhu emunhu
Banana🍌: musade kundinzwa
Beans: left

Friend: Tell me a sad story in four words


Me: Wife works at Munhumutapa🙁🙁🙁🙁

Vakadzi vese variku poster soul jah love pama status kana Bev afa musazotsamwe .....*🚶‍♂️

Mai Gire: Musangoti vakadzi vanoda mari, akatengesa Jesu uya ainzi Dorothy here?😒😒
😄😄😄😄

Beven: NdiJudhasi asi mari yacho yaidiwa naMrs Iscariot kuden😌


🙌🙌 i surrender😅😅🤣🤣

👮🏻 Gogo makazvarwa rini ?
👩🏼‍🌾 : muna march
👮🏻 : date ?
👩🏼‍🌾 : 11 September
😀😀😀😀😀😂😂

Mu 👀 no Wemberi...

Ukaona vaccine iri risikubiwa ne Zanupf ibva vaziva kuti harishandi

Whites: im the bread winner.

Baba Agiripa: kuti muende kutoilet pano ndini🙆

Gokwe hanzi varikungobvunza kuti Vale yacho ikurapwa futi neZumbani here, hameno vaita confusion papi🤷‍♀️

Tino: if your ex buys you a Valentines present will you accept it??

Tafadzwa: kurega nei ini ndichitombotambira fertiliser yeZanu kumusha ndrimuchinja

😂🙌🏻

Football Fans
Liverpool fans -Very calm and disciplined chero vakahwinha vane maturity

Man City Fans-Highly disciplined.Team yavo ikahwinha havataurise uye varipamusoro pelog vanonyarara

Man united Fans-Team inisapotwa nemasingle mothers,mahwindi,matsotsi nepfambi.Vanhu ivava vanotaurisa.Vaneruzha!Team yavo ikahwinha one game kumabasa hakuseenzeke.Team yavo ikaenda pamusoro pelog vanopembera sevatora league.KuBhawa havatengi doro futi mapocha.Vakomana vacho havaroore vanotizisa.Varume vacho magirlfriends too much plus kushusha.Apa havapedzi zuva vasina kutaura zva Fergusson.Ndivo vanaMadhuve ka ava too much pride apa havana mari.Ukaona muroora anopfeka Man U jersey wotoziva kuti akavenga vamwene.Vanozvikudza kunyanya uye havaende kumusha kunoona vabereki.Havachengete hama uye vanehuori.


Chelsea Fans-Ava havasi vebhora vazhinji vacho.Vanodira team kuti inemaplayers akawanda mablacks(zvinebasarei).Ava vaneruzha team ikahwinha.Vanoita betting vachirohwa mari stereki.Iyi team iyi ndeyemahwindi futi.Vanofunga kuti kunyora kombi kuti Chele chele kana kuti Stamford bridge zvinohwinhisa team.Vazhinji vacho ndivo vanobud mademon kumachechi.Kubhawa vanotenga doro mbichana vozopedza husiku vese vachipocha.KuN'anga havabve.Vanotongwa nevakadzi

ArsenalFans-VanePatience.ukaona waroora musikana anosapota arsenal wagarika.Nekuti humwe hushingi hwavanoita vanhu unoshaya kuti hunobvepi.Arsenal inorohwa big time asi vanoramba vakatsungirira.Doro vanotenga kubhawa .Havanyanye kuhura uye vanehutsanana.

In 1990 vanhu vaiti vakaona munhu achidzingirirwa ne police vaibata munhu kana kutorova ndare because munhu iyeye yaitova mbavha pachokwadi. But in 2020 vanhu vakutopa munhu iyeye space kuti atize zvakanaka because ndiye anenge achida kutorerwa mari yake.

Teacher: Tom how long was king Tshaka?
Tom: 1km
Chinoz: kkkkk kwaaa!
Teacher:chinoz ukusekei?
Chinoz: kuseka hudofo hwamfana Tom
Teacher: kanaiwe uchiziva chitipa answer yacho
Chinoz: 30cm zvakagara zvakataura kare kuti Tshaka was a ruler. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Moita muchiona zvikuitika

Intelligent Minster - Owen Ncube.

Finance Minister - Mthuli Ncube.

Bulawayo State Minister - Evelyne Ncube.

Matebeleland South State Minister - Abednico Ncube.

Deputy Home Affairs - Mabhoyi Ncube

Tiri kuto Ncubiwa takatarisa... ☹️☹️