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WHEN YOU'RE DATING ACHIHERA
CHIHERA: babe ndaneta nekugara tichitukana shaa. I think we need to change.
HUSBAND: very true hun. Saka wanga wafungei?
CHIHERA: Ndanga ndafunga zvekuti tichingoita zviri zvemaoko coz kutaura kunonetsa.
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*WAKURA ZVAKADII* pindura tinzwe...
1. 5c taiti imarii kudhara
a) 5past
B) 5 shereni
C) 5 zuka
2. Blue ribbon chii?
a) mukaka
b) upfu
c) iflour
3. Imarii shereni?
a) 10c
b) 20c
c) 50c
4. Ezra Tshisa Sibanda aiwanikwa pachirongwa chipi ?
a) chemhuri?
b) Ezomgido
c) zviziviso zverufu
5.Tsuro yaiwanikwa pamari ipi?
a) $2
b) $5
c) 5c
6. Munomuziva Thathanka?
a) boxer
b) wrestler
c) footballer
7. UmaNgerengere ngubani?
a) ngezivuzayo
b) ngogubuzela
c) ngumasawa
8. Ukatumwa Aroma unenge watumwei?
a) chingwa
b) sipo
c) mafuta
9. Vadiki chete yaibuda kuradio ipi?
a)radio 3
b)radio 4
c)radio 2
10. Soapie yaidikwa zvakanyanya yaiva na Castilo naCC ndeipi ?
a) days of our lives
b) santa Barbra
c) miami sands
11. Shangu yekuendesa kuchikoro yaiva nemukurumbira asi isingapolishwi?
a. sandak
b) tenderfoot
c) grasshopper
12. The A-Team yaiitwa kumanguvai ?
a) 5pm
b) 12pm
c) 3pm
13. ....uya mweya komborera.
a)gospel song
b) Nation anthem
c) poem
14.Mari yebepa yakanga iry yegreen imarii?
a) $5
b) $10
c) $2
15.Mbuva yemangayi yaiiswa mubepa reyi.?
a) flour
b) rice
c) sugar
Kana ukawana 8 zvichidzika 😂😂😂😂 nyarara hako uchiri mucheche