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*Munhu akanyepera vana sekuru kumaruzevha kuty nezuro kune Manyaradzo aMugabe ku National sports stadium Mwari ave naye😒😒🤣*

*Mbuya vakaona muzukuru achifamba famba paYard,vakati urikutsvageyi muzukuru akati Network 😲zvikanzi naMbuya ndosikutaurira kuti chengetedzai zvinhu soo pamwe yatonhongwa nehuku🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*

*BREAKING* _Evans Katema who scored the winning goal for Dembare yesterday has been added to the sanctions list by the US Gvt_

*MWARI TIPEIWO BEACH MU ZIMBABWE KANA PASINA SPACE BVISAI GOKWE HAINA BASA🙏🏾🙏🏾🙄🙄*

*ZBC NEWS* *''National Stadium ndoo yakakurisa chete asi vanhu vanga vari mavhu nemarara kuwanda''*

*Kwayedza headline* *KuNational Sports nezuro kwanga kwakazara vanhu vashoma shoma*🤣🤣🤣

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Just in; R.G Mugabe has been removed from the Sanctions List. Zvinenge zvirikuita izvi

🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼 Zanu sooo Mungazogona kuti America bvisai masanctions takuvara,imi muchimbotadza kuti ED bvisa scava kwapisa. 🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🔊🔊

*Sanctions March yakafanana nemkadzi wekumusha anoziva kuti kuHarare kunamainin....oronga zuva rekunoswera achipopota pachibhorani*

*Kana maSanctions achitipa holiday kudai zvirinani awedzerwe*

*Zimbabwe will experience very high temperatures in the coming two weeks. Members of the public are advised to -* 1. drink lots of water, 2. seat under shades ```mostly``` those ```provided``` by trees, 3. wear your sun screen, 4. _the most important ```of_``` _all - *LEAVE YOUR SCARF AT HOME* .

_*Zanu PF inenge zvigure, zvinoita basa rekumhanyisa vanhu muroad, asi kana zvakutamba zvinoda kuunganirwa nevanhu vazvinomhanyisa!*_ _#DHEMETI_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Zvikaramba zvakadai tichazonzwa pakuroora pakunzi MADATA BUNDLES ABABA.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣* *Ne chingwa chehumai 🤣🤣🤣🤣*

Vabereki musapota muchitaura zvakaipa vana vakateerera Teacher: John mwana watete vako unomudeedza uchiti chi? John: nzvenzvana Teacher: Hezvo ko asi unopenga John: AiwA mhamha vanoti tete inyoka Vabereki volume ngaiite shoma pakutaura zvakaipa🎙🎙🎙

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