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Chinozi vachi shandura muriwo

Chinoz akafonerwa neshamwari yake achipindura muriwo saka shamwari yake  yakamubvunza nechirungu ikati 'what are you doing?' Chinoz dzikati 'l am busy replying vegetables'

Ita imwe yechipiri

Chinotimba akabata mutourist achitunda akamuti bhadhara find ye50 dollaz mutourist akabva aburitsa 100dollaz chinoz akati hurumende haina change saka tunda futi!

Tese takaita Law

Pa bhawa, conversation between chinoz;temba and gidza:

Temba: ini ndakaita company law

Gidza:ini ndakaita civil law

Chinoz:ah saka tese takaita law, ini ndakaita battery low

Ndinga taurewo na stella?

Inzwa conversation iripano mukomana aida kutaura nechimoko bt changa chisina fone so
akafona pane yamudhara wacho:

Baba: haloo
muface :halo ndingataure wo na stella
baba: ndiwe ani
muface: ndini Kero
Baba: unoti ndiwe Caro anenzwi rechirume manje hausi kuzotaura naye kana usina kundiudza kt ndiwe ani
Muface: inga ndirikutaura wani kt ndini Kerovhini

Pindura nyama iyo

Chinoz and Obama at a braai,

Chinoz: Hey Obama answer that meat.

Obama: (confused) 

Chinos: Again obama! i said answer that meat! Ndati pindura nyama iyo inotsva mhani

Chinoz vachinotenga Huku

Chinoz and his wife planned kunotenga huku. Vakaenda ku butcher then mkadzi wachinoz said 2litres dze huku imari. Chinoz vakaumburuka nekuseka sezvo manga makazara vanhu. Wife asked ko murikusekei then chinoz replied, "aahhh urikubvunza 2lts dzehuku isu tasiya chigubhu kumba?"

Chinoz on gumbura

Hanzi chinoz vakanzi na  p munouona sei mutongo wapiwa gumbura 40yrz nenyaya yekubata rape?

Chinoz vakatii aaah zvinotyisa ungatongerwa 40yrz dzekungo bata rape chete? Kokuzoti isu tinotoirima ikozvino andichadi ndavekungorima sweet cabbage coz ndingatotongerwa lyf in jail

Chinoz aku tizwa ne Huku

Chinoz was sent to deliver a live chicken to a customer.on his way he slipped and fell and huku yakabva yatanga kutiza.Chinoz started laughing and a security guard who was watching zvese zvichiitika asked Chinoz why he was laughing,then Chinoz answered "huku yakapusa iyi,iri kutiza ichienda kupi address ndini ndaipihwa..."

Pakavhurwa Pizza Inn mu Harare

a guy on his cell phone mukombi: "ehh ndeipi?, ndakutosvika ndaapadhuze.... yah, fanobika sadza, and dont worry about muriwo, NDATENGA PIZZA!!!

Kombi imarii?

Vamwe ambuya vakamira pabus stop varikuda kuenda kutown kombi ndobva yamira 
hwindi: Town town town
ambuya: Kombi yenyu imarii nhai mukwasha
hwindi: ambuya kombi haisi kutengeswa iyi irikuenda kutown.
ambuya: ndati irikuita marii
hwindi: haisi kutengeswa mhani, driver rova mota tiende.

Mukombi hamu rarwe

Hwindi achimutsa vamwe blazo vanga varara mu kombi:
Mudhara mudhara mukai apa mukombi hamurarwe kana makuita zvekurara takukubhadharisai mari yeLodge o yemuhotera manje. muchazotiridzira mamwe gitare asiriwo.

Chi rapa-rapa chana hwindi

Language yema hwindi emuHarare mazuva ano!!

  1. Kutakura mupurisa... 'Ndabata datya.' (coz cops dont pay).
  2. Kuisa Kombi mu neutral... 'Isa gear muhomwe.'
  3. Mune hama dzemuridzi wekombi here muno?... 'Mune ma foam rubber here muno?'
  4. Driver fambisa mota, handei... 'Zora butter mutyairi.'
  5. Daily takings (mari pakupera kwezuva)...'Zvabuda musarudzo.'
  6. Pindai mukombi, musamira panze...'Vabereki wandirai mukati senhumbu.'
  7. Driver ita 140km/hr... 'Driver, tipe $1.40.'
  8. Reverse...'Idyai nesele driver.'
  9. Kutorerwa mapassengers neimwe kombi....'Ndaurayirwa vaenzi.'
  10. Munhu asingade kubhadhara mukombi...'Maita n'anga muno.'
  11.  Maita munhu mudhafu (and therefore hazvisi kuita kuti vagare vari 4 pa seat)...'Iro seat iro rakagarwa nema landlord.

Hwindi anga ashay change

ko mumwe hwindi akazotengera mumwe mupositori midzanga 5 ye Everest pa5rand change yake.

Later in the evening mupositori waited 4 that same kombi ndokubva apinda. Pakubhadhara hwindi ws suprised achipihwa midzanga 5 iya. Imi, pakaita noise

Muface wekudya mabhanzi mu kombi

Mumwe muface akapinda mukombi ane maBuns 30 akabva adya 29 kukasara 1 ambhuya vanga vakagara paside pake vakati kumface "ko mkwasha madii mango pedzisa 1 rasara?" zvikanzi nemface neinzwi riri pamusoro "ndinodya maBuns 30 ndinopenga here?

Kombi iri kumboendepi?

A kombi is going from Harare City Centre to a high density surburb in Warren Park.

Some guy's phone rings,he picks up "honey am on my way to Marondera for a burial, I'll call you when I get there."


Another phone rings & a lady seated in front of an old man picks up & says; "sweetheart am on my way to University of Zimbabwe campus to pick up application forms for a degree, please send me AIRTIME". 


Then another passenger's phone rings and a young girl answers and he says "Daddy, I am on my way to Borrowdale for an interview, I will call you  later"


The old man sitting at the back feels so agitated and in a panicky voice
shouts "Driver Stop!" Where exactly is this kombi going?"

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