Inzwa conversation iripano mukomana aida kutaura nechimoko bt changa chisina fone so
akafona pane yamudhara wacho:
muface :halo ndingataure wo na stella
baba: ndiwe ani
muface: ndini Kero
Baba: unoti ndiwe Caro anenzwi rechirume manje hausi kuzotaura naye kana usina kundiudza kt ndiwe ani
Muface: inga ndirikutaura wani kt ndini Kerovhini
Chinoz and his wife planned kunotenga huku. Vakaenda ku butcher then mkadzi wachinoz said 2litres dze huku imari. Chinoz vakaumburuka nekuseka sezvo manga makazara vanhu. Wife asked ko murikusekei then chinoz replied, "aahhh urikubvunza 2lts dzehuku isu tasiya chigubhu kumba?"
Hanzi chinoz vakanzi na p munouona sei mutongo wapiwa gumbura 40yrz nenyaya yekubata rape?
Chinoz vakatii aaah zvinotyisa ungatongerwa 40yrz dzekungo bata rape chete? Kokuzoti isu tinotoirima ikozvino andichadi ndavekungorima sweet cabbage coz ndingatotongerwa lyf in jail
Chinoz was sent to deliver a live chicken to a customer.on his way he slipped and fell and huku yakabva yatanga kutiza.Chinoz started laughing and a security guard who was watching zvese zvichiitika asked Chinoz why he was laughing,then Chinoz answered "huku yakapusa iyi,iri kutiza ichienda kupi address ndini ndaipihwa..."
Vamwe ambuya vakamira pabus stop varikuda kuenda kutown kombi ndobva yamira
hwindi: Town town town
ambuya: Kombi yenyu imarii nhai mukwasha
hwindi: ambuya kombi haisi kutengeswa iyi irikuenda kutown.
ambuya: ndati irikuita marii
hwindi: haisi kutengeswa mhani, driver rova mota tiende.
Language yema hwindi emuHarare mazuva ano!!
A kombi is going from Harare City Centre to a high density surburb in Warren Park.
Some guy's phone rings,he picks up "honey am on my way to Marondera for a burial, I'll call you when I get there."
Another phone rings & a lady seated in front of an old man picks up & says; "sweetheart am on my way to University of Zimbabwe campus to pick up application forms for a degree, please send me AIRTIME".
Then another passenger's phone rings and a young girl answers and he says "Daddy, I am on my way to Borrowdale for an interview, I will call you later"
The old man sitting at the back feels so agitated and in a panicky voice
shouts "Driver Stop!" Where exactly is this kombi going?"