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Worwara zvekufamba wakabatirira nemadziro muclinic wonzwa nurse achiti huya Spiderman 🀣🀣🀣🀣

*If in America πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·counting 100 million votes takes less than 5 hours to count,then in Zimbabwe 5 million votes takes 6 months ,ndopaunoona Kuti tichiri kumakomba epfumvudza chaiko*πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό

*Imwe Ongororo yatakaita ndeyekut 76% yevana vekuChitungwiza vari below 25 years hasati vambogeza neshowerπŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚*

*Full chicken yei pasina musoro nematumbu, netsvaratsvata* *Ndripo paNandos ndri kuda mari yangu back*

*Weekend ino inoda uine mafriends asingatye kudya mari yerent*🀣🀣🀣

Zvekuti tichanotsva kuGehena totozvinzwa nemi munotemera Satani huni!

Ini ndozvidira munhu wangu shame, zvekuzoti tirivangani totonzwa nemika veCensus

Unotonzwawo achiti handidanane nemvana, wotarisa face yake ungate chimodho chabikirwa pambaura!

*Kusa receiver message day rese kubva kumunhu wako itori message iyoyo🀣🀣🀣*

**Havambokuudze kuti wakashata, unongonzwa vachiti iwewe bata camera ** 🀣🀣

*Unenge uri busy kuudza vanhu kuti my bae wouldn't iye atori busy ku wouldnta hake* Huye bodo🀣🀣

*Siyana neni! Ndine mukadzi wangu ini hauzvizive here?” Ndini hangu uyo ndichinyepera kuvhumuka ndiri kuhope kuti mukadzi afare*🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Mhepo yosimudza skirt iwe wodzikisa skirt yacho* *ukushora simba ramwari here?*

*Husband asinga truste mudzimai wake* *Husband:* hie baby *Wife:* hie sweetie *Husband:* where are you? *Wife:* at home honey *Husband:* kunyepa batidza radio *Wife:* OK achibatidza radio shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shiiiiiiiiiii *Husband:* ok. *Next day* *Husband:* hie lovely *Wife:* hie baby *Husband:* uripi *Wife:* kumba *Husband:* kunyepa batidza radio *Wife:* achibatidza radio shiiiiiii shiiii *Husband:* OK Mumwe musi bambo vakati rega ndimbo surpriser madam. vakasvika padheni mwana ari ega vakabvunza mwana kuti mai vake varipi *Mwana:* hameno kwavaenda vakatakura radio.. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

*Ndafonerwa ne girlfriend yangu zvikanzi huya uone best friend yangu, ndatova pedyo ndokuona friend yacho it's munin'ina wa madam* Nanhasi ndirikungoti ndakutosvikaπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Ccjokes

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