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*Chingogezawo chero uriSingle...Fridge wani inotinhira chero isina nyama*..🤣🤣😂

*Wonzwa mhururu ku next door paunoda kudongorera uwone kuti chii chiri kuitika woona ari mwana wako arikutamba radio kuti apihwe tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*

*Rudo runonaka kana uchidanana nemunhu anokupengesa kwete anopenga*😂😂😂😂😂

*Munhu okupfekedza ring pedzezvo okuchemedza futi* 😭😭😭😭😭😭 *Kureva kuti varume mukuita vakadzi venyu ma ringtones ka imi* 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Pane nyaya yakaitika. Paiva nemukadzi nemurume vaigara nehanzvadzi yemukadzi (tsano). Hanzvadzi uyu akanga ari mudiki kuna sisi vake. Rimwe zuva akafunga kutaridza simba rake kumukuwasha akati mukwasha ndivigire mvura. Mukwasha akanyarara akaudza mukadzi wake zvinyoronyoro kuti ndivigirewo vhura. Mukadzi haana kuziva kuti mvura ndeyeyi. Sezvo mukadzi akange ari *busy* achiita basa akabva atuma hanzvadzi yake kuti imuunzire mvura. Mukuguma kwenyaya, tsano vakazvicherera mvura yavo vega.

Rimwe gore tenge takudza vapfanha kuti dzidzai nesimba isu takanyora exam nguva yecorona virus..... muna 2020.... 👏maoko achisvedza ne sanitizer 😷uku uchitadza kufema nemask 😞pasinga kopeke nesocial distancing 😲ukakosora wobuditswa wombonoongororwa nguva ichienda zvairwadza asi takangopasa 😀😀😀😀

*"Ndeyani lockdown yasviba kudai"vakadaro Gogo *vachinongedza* mask yainge yadonha muZupco*

*Vakadzi vatema vakanaka hawo veduwee. Kana akubuda ziya anoita kunge coke ikutonhorera* Stolen

*Kana une 30 yrs and above uri murume usati wambonziwo nemabhiridha cement yapera mudhara, better ubude mu group muno umbotanga wagadzirisa twunhu twako*😎🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

*Pane amwe mazita ekuti ukangopesanisa mavara acho unobva wangowana mhinduro sekuti Mutodi- Tomudi* 🤣🤣🤣

2015 ndakaenda paimwe pentecostal church. Shavi rekuba rikandibata ndiri mu church ndikaba ma Mic ndikaisa muhomwe yemukati me jacket . Ndakano zevezera kumfana wangu kuti "ndaba ma Mic ngatitizei." Ko ndazivei kuti aive ma cordless Mic. Mazi speaker ose kudairira kuti "ndaba ma Mic ngatitizei." I ddnt kno kuma church kunorohwa vanhu kaini😲😲😲.

༺*Ndasuwa kusimbisa vana vechikoro nenhema!!* ```Mupfanha👫🏼 takadzidza Kumapurazi kwekuti tiri pakati pekunyora ma notes🐂 mombe yaipinda yonanzva board. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾```` Vafanha munotouya musina homework muchiti kwakusina 🔮magetsi saka hatina kuita study..vapfana isu taiverenga nemheni... ikati vayiii⚡ worova 2pages. ༻👋🏽🙆🏽‍♀️

*Nurse:* amai Mwana wenyu makamuzvara rinhi *Amai:* Gore rezvidhende pamuromo

*Kana uchida kuona step yemunhu chaiyo chaiyo, mutaimire achicrosser pa robot*....

*Vanhu vanoshandisa Herald mutoilet semaTissue hamutye kunyeperwa here kuti kwachena???😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜*

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