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Worwara zvekufamba wakabatirira nemadziro muclinic wonzwa nurse achiti huya Spiderman 🤣🤣🤣🤣

*If in America 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷counting 100 million votes takes less than 5 hours to count,then in Zimbabwe 5 million votes takes 6 months ,ndopaunoona Kuti tichiri kumakomba epfumvudza chaiko*🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼

*Imwe Ongororo yatakaita ndeyekut 76% yevana vekuChitungwiza vari below 25 years hasati vambogeza neshower🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂*

*Full chicken yei pasina musoro nematumbu, netsvaratsvata* *Ndripo paNandos ndri kuda mari yangu back*

*Weekend ino inoda uine mafriends asingatye kudya mari yerent*🤣🤣🤣

Zvekuti tichanotsva kuGehena totozvinzwa nemi munotemera Satani huni!

Ini ndozvidira munhu wangu shame, zvekuzoti tirivangani totonzwa nemika veCensus

Unotonzwawo achiti handidanane nemvana, wotarisa face yake ungate chimodho chabikirwa pambaura!

*Kusa receiver message day rese kubva kumunhu wako itori message iyoyo🤣🤣🤣*

**Havambokuudze kuti wakashata, unongonzwa vachiti iwewe bata camera ** 🤣🤣

*Unenge uri busy kuudza vanhu kuti my bae wouldn't iye atori busy ku wouldnta hake* Huye bodo🤣🤣

*Siyana neni! Ndine mukadzi wangu ini hauzvizive here?” Ndini hangu uyo ndichinyepera kuvhumuka ndiri kuhope kuti mukadzi afare*🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Mhepo yosimudza skirt iwe wodzikisa skirt yacho* *ukushora simba ramwari here?*

*Husband asinga truste mudzimai wake* *Husband:* hie baby *Wife:* hie sweetie *Husband:* where are you? *Wife:* at home honey *Husband:* kunyepa batidza radio *Wife:* OK achibatidza radio shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shiiiiiiiiiii *Husband:* ok. *Next day* *Husband:* hie lovely *Wife:* hie baby *Husband:* uripi *Wife:* kumba *Husband:* kunyepa batidza radio *Wife:* achibatidza radio shiiiiiii shiiii *Husband:* OK Mumwe musi bambo vakati rega ndimbo surpriser madam. vakasvika padheni mwana ari ega vakabvunza mwana kuti mai vake varipi *Mwana:* hameno kwavaenda vakatakura radio.. 😄😄😄😄😄😄

*Ndafonerwa ne girlfriend yangu zvikanzi huya uone best friend yangu, ndatova pedyo ndokuona friend yacho it's munin'ina wa madam* Nanhasi ndirikungoti ndakutosvika😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Ccjokes

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